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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21838
 27.10.2009
I go to class.
Kids: %teachername%, you look so good today
I’m going to fuck you, shit. and thank you.
From the 1st of April!!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21837
 27.10.2009
Never address a person with headphones on the street with any questions.
Man with headsets

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21836
 27.10.2009
According to statistics, in the last 3 years, the number of people who failed in the open well has increased 12 times, theoretically this is due to the appearance on mobile phones ICQ.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №21835
 27.10.2009
In psychology, she said that animals can’t plan. And I told her that the white-flying can.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №21834
 27.10.2009
Tagged: hello
Did you get gold for me?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well it is wonderful
WOW: How do you live?
Tag: the norm
WOW: What is new?
Did you write rabbits?
XH: No
Forgot to translate the clock?
You are, fucking, a generator of random questions!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №21833
 27.10.2009
Rubin won against Rostov 2:1... Rostovers now think they are playing like Barcelona

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21832
 27.10.2009
...
Some women like these guys...
Some people like to be followed by a bicycle chain.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21831
 27.10.2009
xxx(23:18:57 25/10/2009)
What do you do?
yyy(23:22:36 25/10/2009)
The connector clamped
xxx(23:24:55 25/10/2009)
fucking
xxx(23:25:03 25/10/2009)
Go out for me.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21830
 27.10.2009
Here is it!! It is time to celebrate! Now I will complete a video lesson on how to wrap your headphones without wrapping up.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21829
 27.10.2009
Who needs those 10% on the account? At the monument to all!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21828
 26.10.2009
I see your brothers periodically, humble such, friendly even... even greeting with respect, despite the fact that they are a couple of hundred approximately, and I am alone, with long hair and in an informal disguise:-). Just I am a long-haul driver and periodically take the cargo from the correct labor colony, from the prison to the bush.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №21827
 26.10.2009
The century lives, the century learns.! to
Why did you curse me?! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21826
 26.10.2009
The Correspondence:
So you are an athlete?
He is: AHA
Has she been a longtime prospect?
He: *Sceptically looking at his body* 20 kilograms back

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21825
 26.10.2009
- Today the cat woke up at the old time))))) How did she move the clock in her head?by :
with the tapestry)))

© my

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21824
 26.10.2009
And you also travel in the morning in the bus resembles a game of tetris, where you have nothing left, how to take the form of a free seat?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №21823
 26.10.2009
I am at the pharmacy today. In front of me, a guy is buying condoms, as it seemed to me for the first time in my life.

Which to you?
I don't even know, I think XXL
I will not help you in this matter, you will decide for yourself.
Okay, let’s start with the usual ones, but if they don’t fit, can I change them?
- Yes, of course, the main thing to keep the check, packaging and product appearance!

I don’t go to the pharmacy anymore, I don’t know.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21822
 26.10.2009
Without invitation to your birthday come, first real friends, and then angry neighbors.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №21821
 26.10.2009
Sergeyevgenievi4: Well what, the salary will be? What does the Director say?
I washed the cock.
Sergeyevgenievi 4: Idiot, learn to write=)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21820
 26.10.2009
The cake is called "Airy". It is prepared from 10 eggs, 10 teaspoons of sugar, 10 teaspoons of flour and vanilla. I tried...
This is an original egg! ?

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №21819
 26.10.2009
Tachim with a comrade from the landfill will flower, not burn, full stels. In the face of the man, who has just removed the window frame from the abandoned building, also does not burn, we meet with eyes, the scene is silent, the man: "God help!

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