I go to class.
Kids: %teachername%, you look so good today
I’m going to fuck you, shit. and thank you.
From the 1st of April!!! to
Never address a person with headphones on the street with any questions.
Man with headsets
According to statistics, in the last 3 years, the number of people who failed in the open well has increased 12 times, theoretically this is due to the appearance on mobile phones ICQ.
In psychology, she said that animals can’t plan. And I told her that the white-flying can.
Tagged: hello
Did you get gold for me?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well it is wonderful
WOW: How do you live?
Tag: the norm
WOW: What is new?
Did you write rabbits?
XH: No
Forgot to translate the clock?
You are, fucking, a generator of random questions!! to
Rubin won against Rostov 2:1... Rostovers now think they are playing like Barcelona
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Some women like these guys...
Some people like to be followed by a bicycle chain.
xxx(23:18:57 25/10/2009)
What do you do?
yyy(23:22:36 25/10/2009)
The connector clamped
xxx(23:24:55 25/10/2009)
fucking
xxx(23:25:03 25/10/2009)
Go out for me.
Here is it!! It is time to celebrate! Now I will complete a video lesson on how to wrap your headphones without wrapping up.
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Who needs those 10% on the account? At the monument to all!! to
I see your brothers periodically, humble such, friendly even... even greeting with respect, despite the fact that they are a couple of hundred approximately, and I am alone, with long hair and in an informal disguise:-). Just I am a long-haul driver and periodically take the cargo from the correct labor colony, from the prison to the bush.
The century lives, the century learns.! to
Why did you curse me?! to
The Correspondence:
So you are an athlete?
He is: AHA
Has she been a longtime prospect?
He: *Sceptically looking at his body* 20 kilograms back
- Today the cat woke up at the old time))))) How did she move the clock in her head?by :
with the tapestry)))
© my
And you also travel in the morning in the bus resembles a game of tetris, where you have nothing left, how to take the form of a free seat?
I am at the pharmacy today. In front of me, a guy is buying condoms, as it seemed to me for the first time in my life.
Which to you?
I don't even know, I think XXL
I will not help you in this matter, you will decide for yourself.
Okay, let’s start with the usual ones, but if they don’t fit, can I change them?
- Yes, of course, the main thing to keep the check, packaging and product appearance!
I don’t go to the pharmacy anymore, I don’t know.
Without invitation to your birthday come, first real friends, and then angry neighbors.
Sergeyevgenievi4: Well what, the salary will be? What does the Director say?
I washed the cock.
Sergeyevgenievi 4: Idiot, learn to write=)
The cake is called "Airy". It is prepared from 10 eggs, 10 teaspoons of sugar, 10 teaspoons of flour and vanilla. I tried...
This is an original egg! ?
Tachim with a comrade from the landfill will flower, not burn, full stels. In the face of the man, who has just removed the window frame from the abandoned building, also does not burn, we meet with eyes, the scene is silent, the man: "God help!