I try to combine the responsibilities of a mother and be a girlfriend for a 10-year-old daughter, to tell her secrets and help with advice in time. But to the question: do you do daddy blow job? I was clearly not ready.

c) Katia-lexx

Comments to the article at the beginning of which are depicted the principles of development (or something similar) in the form of the Mendeleev table:

XXX: the table of Mendeleev? Are you afraid to meet him in court?
YYY: with Mendeleev? I would be embarrassed if I met him anywhere, because he died.

Playing billiards with her sweet, I shake my eye into a zombie painter hanging on the wall, which demonstrates the film "Throne: Legacy". She noticing my gaze speaks about the actress flashing at the moment "and this is the thirteenth of the House!". This is a joke ". And I think it was in porn that I saw it in series", which sweet with such a sincere appearance of surprise gives out: "And you that in porn you still remember faces?and "

xxx: I bought a lubricant here - PMS-200, I think the refrigerator is sprayed. Will go? Advised in the store
xxx silicone
Yyy: PMS is already an unpleasant combination :)
xxx: ahah =))))
I think it will start... xDDD
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

19:45:49 The chat includes Caracol.
19:46:52 Karakol: I was ugly... I printed a poster on which I wrote about Schizophrenia Day... hanged in the parade... watched for half an hour how the neighbors greeted each other with echoing smiles...

I go with my son for three years to wake my daddy in the morning (to work daddy needs to get up).
He stands in front of the door, waiting for me (the door opens very tightly). I take the door pen, and here the son gives:
You bite me, I jump.

p.s I told my father immediately, and he replied:
Do not confuse the main thing!! to

Previous story: Recently my wife and I remembered what number they picked up a cat.
I got a call today with someone, allegedly, "soc. The study" Type, can I hand over the phone to someone of the household whose birthday is coming soon? Answered, not thinking that the cat will soon be two years old, the phone to transfer? At the end, they stopped and challenged. I did not immediately understand the reason.

Interview with the Pension Fund:
So, I’m paying you until I’m 65, and then, if I don’t die or if you don’t flee to Hawaii, you’re going to pay me until I die for a few years.

Played in Elite with a friend on the spectrum during the New Year's holidays 4 days in a row. First together, then in turn he slept I played and vice versa. They ate normal food first, then cookies, then cereals. Then his father (the Colonel) came and began to look for a bab in the room, since before that my friend always slept at home. My parents thought Denis (my friend) was going home in the evening and coming in the morning. Everyone was shocked when they found out the truth. We are not. We had no time.

Voice from the bathroom:
OOOOO OOOOO! Finally... really... really... really... really... really... really... really... Iblis is!! to

Hermione(21:43) :
Hi to

Imagine the day

I decided to check the power of the stepler.

Pulled Finger

and pressed

I have never seen such powerful steplers.

Finger to bone

by Andrew (21:44) :
I am not surprised that you are in this situation.

The client writes:
- According to Yandex statistics, yesterday 12 users from Russia came to us (this is an abnormal number. From Russia, no more than 3 people a day usually come in. It looks like a DDoS robot attack...What do you think?

Old Man: I don’t know who shot me today, but please don’t bring any more weapons to the universe. I don’t believe you are 5 course.

This whole homophobia reminds me of something like this:
We want to fuck the shit!
Fuck what to do.
and her! We want you all to accept us!

<-rita (11.50.18) greetings as a puppy
->Emilek (11.57.38) is funny.
<-rita (11.58.13)what is it
->Emilek (12.00.52) Education in 2nd grade?
<-rita (12.01.20)not the same
<-rita (12.17.32)who are you who are you?
->Emilek (12.52.08) Go out!!! to
<-rita (12.53.04)what is it?
->Emilek (12.53.29) go out!!! to
<-rita (12.53.45)not panicked

This boy shot a ball on a motorcycle plane. The real. That is, I just played with the boys in the ball and got into a flying motorcycle plane. Not specifically, but without looking into the sky to get into a low-flying target... However, I did not doubt his abilities, yes.
c) Dalnoboi

This is Pepper Comrade!! In the Gazprom wines are inventory!!! to

This morning I watched a picture: near the entrance there is a car on bricks (yes, the same one that grows at night), and on the cap with a balloon: "Happy Birthday!and "

My acquaintance called me shit for the fact that I loved and love to read and I can, if I am enthusiastic, read half books at once. What would you think? The first thing I did was click on Google "Fuck" and... read all the articles

Murderers after death get to Hogwarts