where they were cut under the church.
No, indeed, I’m not ironic, just for municipal governments to find such a government. Let me be baptized in Orthodoxy.
I am uncomfortable to suspect that you are just crawling.

Not the author of the original quote, but I can name the city of Krasnoyarsk, the district of Kirov, this time, the Soviet district is two, in the central part it appears to have broken down...

Twelve o’clock at night, near the station. Not quite sober, but a very polite man with a suitcase asks where the hotel is. "I don’t know, I say, it was somewhere on that side". The man thanked and walked in the wrong direction.

The next morning. Near the station I meet the same man with a suitcase, he instructively reports:

The girl! Five minutes walk from the hotel, as you did not know, you are the face of the city!

In general, I cannot approach the mirror, I remember this "face of the city" and I begin to rust.

The interested:

I only wrote about tomatoes and tomatoes.
Where did the tomatoes come from?

I passed the ananas. The import substitution.

On October 31, they celebrate Halloween in the West, and we celebrate the Day of CISO and Prison Workers. The coincidence? I do not think

I don’t understand why when I come home, my hungry cats throw under my feet. Who will explain?
Everything is simple. They want you to stumble, fall, be killed, and then they will eat you.

I have a friend whose child is now four years old and has recently been given to a kindergarten. It is worth noting that the girl is quite careful about his upbringing and health, seriously engaged in his development, in general, just an exemplary mother. This also applies to food - the amount of tasty flavors consumed is seriously limited.

A little boy comes from the kindergarten and tells his mother:
We got that for lunch today! It is very delicious!
What does it look like?
It doesn’t look like anything!
How is it called?
“Mom, I was told that it’s called Sosa!
S is

Comments on JS Forum

Guest: Since it returns an entire number from 0 to 11, how can it show exactly the month that lasts right now? If we have November, it will return the number 10, we need to show 11.

Dantistus: A decent change is growing! Returns 10, and you need to show 11 - the task of the century is simple. ))

How could I like you if I wasn’t painted that night?
- Then I can congratulate you, I was sober, and you were a very nice face.

The best compliment.
The Paradigm

In the endless Moscow blockade.
Yes, a great thing is a machine.
If you had, would you shoot them all?
xxx: I mean the automatic box on the car, but I like your idea too.

Saal: We need an employee with a car, because there is no road to the office, but a 20-minute walk from the stop. There are no parking spaces, because everyone comes in cars. We have a dress code for girls. Shirt, shirt and heels, we are a serious organization.
Desert: What is the job? And the salary?
There are vacancies open everywhere. From the cleaning house to the house. the head. I wonder why...

The myth "brains are transmitted from the mother, and bodybuilding - from the father, just this secret information, which is not written in books, is well distributed on women's forums, because they can easily and beautifully explain why the forum woman married a beautiful man, dull, as a traffic jamming, drinking, beating and walking.

The West came up with writing Mx instead of Mr and Ms. The vathniks bombard: "tolerants, piddars!!!" and etc. And no one thought that Mx is convenient when you do not understand Liu Chang - it is a man or a woman, because you have not seen this person in the eyes, and you do not need to ask, because it has nothing to do with the case. Many languages do not know the genus at all: he, she and it merge into one unshakable place-name, which does not even allow to determine the spiritualization / inanimation.

You are lucky men. You have a soul between your feet and you can put it, and women have a void instead of a soul that needs to be filled. Always hunt for souls.
The Vampires! →
We need to use coal for prevention.

xxx: I hope that copywriters will have their own personal hell, where they will be roasted by pirates.
Pirates are in hell for what?
This is a paradise for pirates :)

A young girl came to work with us and immediately attached the name of Bagira to her. She was proud to compare herself to the Panther. And later, after time, she explained the meaning of the word baggage.

Bas-Dajest
Intrigue, Damnation and Distortion

Only in our show!
The title is "Religion". Now with tomatoes.
Our colleagues all over the country find out: who cut the cherry garden?
Or the Berry Park? Or a tomato?
Are the caricaturists to blame for this, or are we writing to someone of the more famous confessions?

Special Investigation 18+ Should you turn to prostitutes if your girlfriend is barren?
Revelations of the Deserved. Comparative analysis of sex prices.
Experts of school age.
What do the girls think about this? What about tomatoes? Experts uncover the conspiracy of cucumbers!

And a little scientific, technical and humorous information, with which, as you know, and started our site.

My friend and I have had fun since school excursions - in an unfamiliar place to immediately cover up what house we would like to live here, what to see from the window, etc.

On the weekend we went on a trip to the suburban sights. We walk around the village of N., look at the houses and synchronously decide what we would like to live in that house, he is the most sympathetic, the rest are typical and faceless.

In general, the lovely house turned out to be a prison built 250 years ago, a local analogue of the bottle. But beautiful yes. The untypical!

A friend said:
Sitting her cheeks photographed, in the sense chewed her photos

Typical "Paccan" publications

Brother Be first. It doesn’t matter who is who, who was who, and who is Kim Jong-il. God will judge every one of those who were nothing, and someone who you were will not be, but will wait. You are your own God. Your own brother. themselves to themselves. The director downloaded all the seasons for free. Most importantly, remember - air refreshers with the smell of sirene are better than the smell of ocean breeze.

Talk about what the router and other trackers will soon cover:
1: And in general, copywriters are the mafia, the ruler of law does not actually get anything.
Mmm, so you and the mafia mean you fight when you roll torrents? Praisefully!
The New Hero: Torrent Man!