Learn the Russian!
Stay: Are you at home now? Can you find my shirt?
Marvin Why? Also warm
I want to look at him and die.
Marvin: O_o

Advertising on TV. Well who, fuck them, told them that bacteria can be seen in ultraviolet!?!? And also their reproduction!! to

What did the bacteria do in the toilet?! to
I was stuck in ultraviolet...

To understand and forgive shit.

by Ratio

I had two poodles. I lost the first one when I was 11, when I showed it to friends and it was lost somewhere during the game. And the second broke at 13 - it broke down when I dropped her from the balcony of the 7th floor onto the cover of the lounge - the pen broke off and the giraffe itself broke... :(

And remember Zadornov read the number about so guys giraffe from the balcony heracled by drunkenness - thought the luck will strike or not???)))) They did not find out, but the collective unconscious did the experiment.

Dipnosofist (dipnosophist) is a person who learns in the process of solemn conversation.
Kakistocracy is the rule of the worst. Anthony of Aristocracy.
Mataeotechny - useless and / or unprofitable skill.
To lant - to pour beer with urine for the fortress.
Tagged: am
You described Russia in four words.

Discussion of social networks
4 million Chinese people upload an average of 60 million photos a day

The commentary:
Why are there so many identical photos? O_O

Why doesn’t Max go to the universe?
HH: He is an idiot. When he entered, he wrote a lip certificate of some illness in order to get rid of the army. So no, now he is called by the military committee and it turns out that with this diagnosis he cannot study in the universe. You can serve in the army.1 is now understood.
Mother of Russia.

Subject: You need to change the date, and access is closed.
I: Try it through the bios, how does it look?
Subject: I will send the print screen.
What is BIOS?
Subject: yes and what?
Oh no, send me it 😉

- The feeling that in our office works a pair of other transvestites, who go to the women's toilet and systematically suck the chair, with such a taste that I did not dream of.
Are they fighting for equality?

Lesson of ISO
Your task today is to paint yourself.
The girls painted horses.
Few people see themselves.

I have always been surprised by the submarines at Spitch Bob.

YYY: And the speaking eighth did not surprise you foolishly?

Olivia was lucky at home.
What about her?
I don’t know, she may have been poisoned.!...

I bought an iPhone 5! Wi-Fi, 3G, yo-tub, TV, antenna, two sims!! to

...the solder is connected to the network, but it is not heated, decided to disassemble and check what could break there...
Yaya: And what is there?
1 – This is not a transaction. 2nd 220 of the rotor is not deadly.

The survey in the porn lab smiled:

I like to hang on...
23% of white [ 15 ]
17 percent of the population [ 11 ]
Asian women 9% [ 6 ]
African women 3% [ 2 ]
I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people (38%)

The working day was broken from the morning.
XHH: On the site of Nokia from the mess got a virtual consultant.
xxx: On the proposal "let's blow it in bed" - she joyfully divides her hands and answers "and what, actually, of that";;

No, I don’t know, I had a bad night with him.
WOW: What is it? The Lunarity?
XXX if it were. Yesterday on the compilation he found the folder "Educational films". I remember thinking: "Not a fig for myself. He also learns something from me!". I go in and there are 2 (two!) Files: "The Art of Cutting Kitchen Knives" and "The Technique of Opening and Forensic Medical Survey of Corps". But now I am tormented by doubts...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That’s why you can’t go on Google+ ><
WOW: Yes of course. Here is a surgeon’s spell, who during the operation speaks to the nurse "eee. Is the appendix that round shit or that long glomerule?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Removal of appendicitis video". Fuck that.
A video lesson? For the beginners? OOO
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and neurosurgery. The home recipes. How to make a lobotomy ".

Perk: They were not allowed into a Jewish club. not passed the peacock control (((

The pressure in the center of the Earth is 3 million times higher than the pressure in the Earth’s atmosphere.
XXX: Thank you for this

I am looking for work. I cannot find! I wake up tomorrow because the bathroom rattles me like that. Well fucking I think, again the neighbors stood up, the stools broke up... I go to check the situation, I see something popping up! The paper fucking. Declaring that chargers are required
I’m sitting over the toilet, I think I can pick it up.