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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72653
 06.11.2012
Dr. Pepper: And what work do you have there?
Walk and annoy everyone.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72652
 06.11.2012
On vacation 5 days, revised the "Supernatural" for the night, slept at 1-00, at 6-00 am ghost from FLASH!!!! I was shaken by the router and shouted: "Reboot the router". Throw it up, I answer.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72651
 06.11.2012
I really want to make a movie "The Perforator" - where an unfathomable maniac-single one by one destroys lovers of dumbing)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72650
 06.11.2012
Ulmart brilliant collar Ziver-401
Ilf, Rating: 5 out of 5,02.10.2012
Saratov
Email is hidden
I bought it for BDSM games with my wife, I recommend it!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72649
 06.11.2012
Question from the Boss:

What is the difference between Facebook and a laptop? Facebook is better?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72648
 06.11.2012
Why did you leave without me? I am insulting, mistrusting, jealous
by Ohrid))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72647
 06.11.2012
So that the socks do not eat the mole, it is better not to remove them at all. And if you shoot, it is unnoticed and quiet when the moles are asleep.
The popular wisdom of men.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72646
 06.11.2012
I bought a new thickness under the color of my eyes.
YYY is blue?
No, the red

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72645
 06.11.2012
XHH: The Icra of the Right Foot
YYY: The disaster?

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72644
 06.11.2012
From the news website:

by Tesk:
By the way, the author would not bother to follow the formulations - the phrase should not only sound beautiful, but also make sense.
Mrs. Nikitina, tell us how to understand the phrase "...bought in credit on the company’s own funds"? On loan or on your own?
And a square cubic meter let you dream, forgive gods... And round with it...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72643
 06.11.2012
By the way, as soon as the prime minister flew home, in Perm was finally officially allowed to snow. Otherwise, it could hinder movement.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72642
 06.11.2012
I want flour, cream, sugar. I like the bakery, the cook, the plate and the lights. I want to read books that contain recipes".
I think the Linuxs talk like that.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72641
 06.11.2012
From the commentary to the review of the film "The Cloud Atlas":

For almost three hours, I think, no one even went to the toilet.
When the titles began, the girl from behind stumbled her cavalier with the words: “Now you can eat your popcorn, I almost kissed her.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72640
 06.11.2012
In the NFSMW, the bridge just did not collapse. That is, I go through the race, the bridge is not loaded in time, and I fall into the river with all the rivals.
XXX: Now I understand what the Bridge of Vontade means.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72639
 06.11.2012
What about the servers?! to
A pair of pairs, a pair of pairs.
............

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72638
 06.11.2012
I saw an informal taxi driver. At first glance he was morally prepared to listen all the way to the radio "Shanson", but he broke the pattern - while driving, listened to the "Child Radio" with an incredibly thoughtful, stone face...

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72637
 06.11.2012
Agomelatin is an antidepressant recommended for episodes of major depression in adult patients.

Side effects: suicidal thoughts or behavior, hypomania, irritability and restlessness, aggressiveness, nightmares, pathological dreams.

The Genius!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72636
 06.11.2012
XXX: Let it be so.
You’ll save me from my neighbor, I don’t want to know how...
XXX: And then I can live with pleasure.
I’ll tell your parents that you smoke.
You can smoke at home without being embarrassed.
Yyy: You rarely come up with a plan in which both parts are so shameless.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72635
 06.11.2012
from the discussion of the news about the installation of video registers in trolley buses of Mogilev:
# Tamara Ivanovna 05.11.2012 16:51
So it is impossible to enter at the peak hour in the crowded trolley buses, so even now and the floor of the trolley bus will be your registrar going to shoot!!! Even if you warn me in which trolley buses they are filming, I will at least stumble!

#Mogilevčanin 05.11.2012 17:23
Women and automobile technology are difficult to combine.
You can constantly crash in any point of the city to take a hidden camera )))))).A video recording you are not afraid he only takes the road)))).

# Irina, 62 05.11.2012 17:56
So why do they put them on the road if they are removed? It is not easy for the passengers. There are road services - let them take off, and people need to get to work at the time, not wait until the trolley bus registrar lets you!

#Norton Nimmull on 05.11.2012 at 19:35
Oh, and the one who did not give up his place to a retired woman or did not show the conductor, the registrar will film on the video and the next time in the trolley bus will not let :D

#Norton Nimmull from 05.11.2012 19:37
No matter who the author is, he is a good writer. :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72634
 06.11.2012
From a well-known car forum:

"the hentai site works normally only in the expro, this is one of the reasons why I didn’t take the hentai :D"

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