All your attempts to write here something aphoristic, astonishing, indicating a subtle mental organization are failing because of your incomprehension of the difference between the words "to wear" and "to wear", as well as because of the chronic clutter between the subject and the reproachable.

Comment on one of the online stores for a watch for $157 thousand:

I plan on borrowing as soon as they invent immortality.

"The Boss" congratulates you on your birthday—what to wish you..., good luck and...
I: Increase in salary?
Well then I wish you good luck and go buy a lottery ticket.

The word unisex was invented by women to pick and wear the things they liked from their husbands.

Zaebalski: Here is another feature for acquaintances (and not very):
- Yeah he (a) movies Bondarchuk and Mikhalkov watch with pleasure!

Echo of Moscow news:
Bla bla bla, the Olympic torch will go into orbit with astronauts from three countries, bla bla bla... the torch also visits the open space, but it will not be lit there for safety reasons.
and 5 points.

accidentally following the cat, it turned out that he, the dog, wears the same mouse to all the neighbors and in such a simple way leads a full way of life!
and----
Ordinary Russian Cat

I - this morning I hate myself - yesterday's evening: I couldn't, fool, go to bed early. I knew, cattle, that I had to get up early today.

Tag: the magazine
YYY: Is it being purchased?
XXX is hz. Probably yes. Elephants of Beauty
XXX The Elephants. bggg
Elephants of beauty, monkeys of mind. Crocodiles are good. The Turtles of Peace.

XXX: How do we go home with you?
YYY: What do you want?
[17:38:28] XXX: and how is it correctly written, "porch" or "porche"?
[17:38:52] YYY: right is written "trolleybus"

The case takes place in the Czech Republic.
Sega: By the way, and how does the Czech word "pi..ec" translate? To put the sign "=" between the original and the translation?
AgentXXX: Everyone in our office knows the original.

Zombiracer: Now my colleague’s cell phone ringed.
Zombiracer: The melody from the "Broiler-747" crashes over the waters of the Atlantic Ocean for 325 series.
Zombiracer: I say, say, because of such melodies
Zombiracer: asks to turn off mobile phones in planes.
Zombiracer: What she replied to me that she didn't change this melody
Zombiracer: Since her work in the aircraft fleet.

Do you know what "partnership" is?
This is when your grandmother cheats on you. And fuck her, fuck her.
and AGA. What if I don’t chew?
So you are mentally unhealthy and you need to be treated for co-dependence.

Kavic: Why were the accountants handcuffs issued before, and not something else?
Do you need to wear bracelets? ?

You have big breasts!
YYY: What is what?? to
Oh oh, not to you.

Kiryan: I feel like a fish in the bead

I bought a day ago at LEGO a keybar in the form of Darth Vader, I bring home, show my beloved, she turns him in her hands and asks:
Is his helmet removed?
No, there is the attachment to the key ring. Do you remember what Vader looks like without a mask?
Yes, I remember it, but suddenly there is something "other".
What can be "other"? This is Vader!
Is there a handless?
Thank you for Father!

He washed his head, leaned to the wall, fell asleep, woke up...in general, a piece of wallpaper with his head slipped off. I am a Master %

I want chocolate. Long and irresponsible.
YYY :?? to
XXX: She definitely doesn’t want me.
...
XXX was eaten. Who will ask her?

To this...

Sometimes I want a bowl. My wife is very good at cooking and I am very happy. But! There is a moment...that I can’t hold up!!! (There is always a couple of bags hidden at home) I go, cook it and eat it!
When I eat half of it, I don’t understand why I want it ?

I have the same trouble with the protrusion.