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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №105094
 06.11.2014
The greatest misconception of a fool on the road is to think he is so alone.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105093
 06.11.2014
Then I found my niche. IT-shnik, narrow specialization We write Soft for nuclear power plants, and started as a security guard at the nuclear power plant after the army. I just knew what they needed and did it. I’m not in Forbes yet, but I make a couple of millions a month. I also tried to push my business off, but I stood back. Believe in what you do. To sit down and hang out that there is no point in starting to pick up everyone can. You can do it with units. As my father said, “There are many smart men, but there are few brave men.” All are good!
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Yet another storyteller. I work at the station. Your whole bowl of three people may have 2 million a year. There is nothing highly specialized there, ordinary telemetry on QNX, most likely, if not a screw at all. As a security guard he entered the programming at the nuclear power plant. This market was divided back in the mid-1980s and no one on the side was allowed to shoot.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105092
 06.11.2014
Acolyte: Mongolian Great Salar fired Altanhuyaga
Anna_sunny: the question arises – is it nahuya?
Acolyte =))
Anna_sunny: or what kind of hole?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105091
 06.11.2014
SnowGreen: I don’t have a man, but a treasure
SnowGreen: He came from work tonight
SnowGreen: I got a pot with cold oatmeal from the refrigerator that I cooked in the morning
SnowGreen: put on a whole bowl, heated up and started eating O_O
Kaa: the
SnowGreen: I hadn’t received such a foolish compliment for a long time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105090
 06.11.2014
And you, dear man, do you want to be operated by a schizophrenic surgeon, or that your children have a schizophrenic teacher in the kindergarten, or that the staff of schizophrenics sit at the nuclear power plant near your city?
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It is a matter of professional/personal qualities. If it is not a schizophrenic, but just a dumbob, do you think it will be better? You can think that all “normal” will be good surgeons, nuclear power plant employees, etc. In the past, many women did not work, for example, on the same grounds. Now it seems wild.
And yes, there are medical requirements for a number of specialties, for example, the blind will also not be a surgeon, will you consider him a subhuman?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105089
 06.11.2014
XXX: It’s just impossible to track! How can it be calculated?
According to IQ. =) is
xxx: Agha: "The outbreak of intelligence has been noticed!" =)
Rare in our time.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105088
 06.11.2014
<udex> he went to Cheboksara as a judge to work, his salary increased
<Bldzhad[wrk]> with the words "Judge in the Cheboksaars" I represent the mixture of the Wild West and Judge Dredd

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №105087
 06.11.2014
Seeing here a post about the wedding salon called "Ophelia", the author speaks of possible ignorance of the historical side of this wonderful name. No matter what you feel, you are completely ignorant - use Google. I read it, and it turns out that Ophelia eventually went crazy and began to write poems about her pain, and so on. Not long thinking - I read... You know, the first thing that came to mind - a good text for Russian rock. Fucks, and I thought it all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105086
 06.11.2014
X: Has something happened to you?
WOW: What is it?
Put the Wooda doll in place.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105085
 06.11.2014
C of Habra:
The updated version of the Tesla S has now received the "Autopilot" system, which, using ultrasonic sensors, allows the computer to "see" what is happening around the car.
A couple of years later: “NCAP/NHTSA experts were unable to conduct a crash test of Tesla’s electric car because it was actively turning away from obstacles.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105084
 06.11.2014
When nothing depends on you, the question becomes to depend on yourself as little as possible.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №105083
 06.11.2014
When Germany signed the Treaty of Surrender, it was hosted by representatives of the armies of the USSR, the United States and France.
German Colonel-General Alfred Jodl handed the papers over to Marshal Zhukov and, pointing to the American and French representatives, ironically asked:
Did they defeat us too?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105082
 06.11.2014
In the competition of the best Russian news sites, the first place, with a large gap, once again took anekdot.ru

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105081
 06.11.2014
What did you personally think about when Russia began the annexation of Crimea? Must be able to see
>> Causal and Effective Relationships and Build Your Behavior on Them, Not Shamanism
>> to work out.

Hey, it is easier. It is not necessary to offend shamanism, it, unlike politics, is based precisely on the miscalculation of causal relationships, probability trajectories, etc. For shamanism, you need not only to know a lot, but also to think a lot. It is not for you to dance and sing with the drum.

And an old joke:
Sits on a branch and picks it closer to the trunk. A geologist passes by and says:
If you don’t drink, you will fall.
Chukcha does not react to the observation, and the geologist goes on with his business. A few minutes pass and the threshing branch breaks. Chukcha stands up, rubs the worn place and says:
Shaman though!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105080
 06.11.2014
I noticed my wife was getting better cooking.
In the beginning there was jealousy. I thought they would change. One day I came home early and saw my wife photographing food and poisoning it all on Instagram! This simple program saved a lot of families :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105079
 06.11.2014
Our news channels deliver locations)

I was talking about another business project on television. The dictator monotonously broadcasts: "... large investments were attracted, and the organizers themselves invested a lot of work...".

By chance, I turn my eyes to the screen, and there a man about forty years old, such a fun, rides on a child’s self-driving car in the office corridor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105078
 06.11.2014
X: There is ordinary and categorical no. It’s like sex in the anus – either unambiguously fu, or – I don’t know and let’s try. An illustrative example I think.
Oh God, you are the best. I will use your ultimate decision-making guide!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105077
 06.11.2014
Spam headers do not stop delivering
“Our designers will incorporate your boldest fantasies into hats.”
How can I get rid of this picture in front of my eyes?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105076
 06.11.2014
So, nobody persuaded me to take the application, not to spoil the statistics, etc. Everything was arranged as appropriate. The Conclusions? And no conclusions. They work normally.

PS forgot to write, my grandson is their boss.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105075
 06.11.2014
Alex: I have such herpes jumped out.
Not on the lip, but on the cheek.
Next to the lip.
Tagged: nightmare
Welcome to Moscow is called
Did you buy Acyclovir?
I was there, I drink.
What a drink I drink!

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