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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145274
 02.10.2017
Alexandra, good morning I need your help or my mind is broken. It is necessary to come up with and implement the work at the conference of liceists, something with automation but very difficult only a month left.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We in the community are very lacking an automatic turner of boilers, burn, redisks...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145273
 02.10.2017
XXXX (Petersburg): In this bustling St. Petersburg it rains all year round. Or even more. It is always rain. In the winter rain. In summer it rains. Always is.
YYYY: You need to go to Kurgan. There will soon be love for St. Petersburg.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145272
 02.10.2017
Am I trembling or will I give heating?! to
Give it three weeks ago.
Who has the batteries and whose batteries are cold?
You probably don’t have any disadvantages on the street like me.
It was +3 tonight.
Well, in everything you need to find pluses, in your case it is +3.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145271
 02.10.2017
Each satellite is equipped with a huge adhesive to cling to the dome that covers the Earth.

On the third day, it came to mind that there were douches of the last stage.
I presented.
This is really an affair, thank you :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145270
 02.10.2017
I don’t have a job worth it.
I’m building a Viagra for you now – it’s called puzzles.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145269
 02.10.2017
Soon is winter. I will set up your mining farm at home.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145268
 02.10.2017
For centuries, a considerable part of the men in large crowds and with sharp jars went to the neighbors on the topic of "see what they have interesting there".

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145267
 01.10.2017
Kalashnikov could not construct anything because he had only 7 classes of school behind him.
Well, of course, Spagin with his three classes of church-parish school could not think of anything like that, Degtyarev and Tokarev too, suddenly, universities did not end, but about John Browning or John Garand and nothing to say.
Stoner also, by the way, had no formal engineering education - from school to factory, from there to the army, from there again to the factory - and forward.
Of course the worst thing is myself!!! Hugo Schmeisser received no formal education other than high school. at all. I mean entirely.

But the current networked military with a higher humanitarian education in history and an iPhone instead of a brain very well know who and what can create.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145266
 01.10.2017
similarly. After visiting London and England in general, all Anglo-Mania, and in general, this late Soviet worship of the West disappeared instantly. It was enough to live in a typical English house, with +8 at night, what is outside the window, what is in the house. and :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145265
 01.10.2017
I observe how our state builders depreciate the houses... I don’t understand how they were able to live to the working age with such curved hands. This will pull you in the nose to crawl - and immediately you will crawl the eye.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145264
 01.10.2017
I picked a dress for a long time. I took the number 404. I bought and painted. It completely coincides with the color of my lips.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145263
 01.10.2017
Or do you want a dozen different lemon flavours to be called the same "limon"?

We want the word "similar" to be called "similar", alternatively you are gifted

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145262
 01.10.2017
Discuss on the forum became "paid" trucks in the supermarket

xxx: I saw a man quietly loaded the truck into the SUV along with the shopping.))) I picked it up and put it in the trunk 😉

YYY: Well it is okay. He paid 10 rubles for it and considered it a purchase.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145261
 01.10.2017
Today in the hospital such a cute aunt of the daughter took blood from the finger. I asked her how she was doing, she showed her toys.
Vampires also sometimes want simple human communication.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145260
 01.10.2017
Recently, I saw an advertisement for another station, gladly announcing the presence of the subway near the new building. The station is called Lvovskaya Brama, and it has been 26 years unable to complete, but this is a little bit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145259
 01.10.2017
From a work letter.
Options for solving the problem:
1st Do nothing to do.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145258
 01.10.2017
Alejandro Jeditobe: Frogs, fly on! In honor of the 20th anniversary of the Fallout 1 series today are distributed for free!

pixel: Well woot, I told everyone to wait a little and then I’ll take it for free!!! Who is losing now?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145257
 01.10.2017
Doom 4 released in 2016 by Bethesda Softworks.
In the fifth Duma, I think, there will be a chance to get married and build houses.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145256
 01.10.2017
Couples on religious education in the universe do not go for nothing:
Why didn’t you attend a philosophy lecture?
This is what the wise Bodhisattva does.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145255
 01.10.2017
From the discussion of the article, whether it is worth buying a new iPhone:

XXX: And I like the apple trolls of loyal users.
Apple headphones fit into the Apple iPhone, but do not fit into the Apple MacBook.
Normal human headphones fit into an Apple MacBook, but don’t fit into an Apple iPhone.
Apple iPhones fit into any normal computer except Apple MacBook.
The universality! The Unity! The ecosystem!

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