One man wanted to sleep, but not alone.

I am not playing. When I always go on the road
under the mood.
There is a mother and a boy 8-9 years old with a shoulder bag. They go somewhere.
I stop, I ask, on the way, we went.
My mom gave me money and I said:
Better buy an ice cream!
She is:
He can buy it himself! This is untouchable! It will not disappear anywhere!
I shake my shoulders and go on.
I am standing here, standing here! He did not break anything that was offensive.
Suitable spire, experienced fat and happy with life.
- Tra-ta, your documents and on the car.
This is the menta:
– I give you 24 hryvnia, and you let us go!
Minutes per second:
Okay, it is going. Ride to!
He cries goodbye, I touch, both of them.
This will definitely not disappear anywhere!!! to

Popular cat nicknames in the absence of a wife: Kudasuka and Hulimyo.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am delighted that your axiomatics is almost not in contradiction with your natural philosophy, and that the latter is even partially derived from the first.
xxx: I am also willing to respect your belief in the self-sufficiency of this logical design, although I do not share that belief.
xxx: I am also willing to recognize your right to promote this idea as a platform for a secular state, in the end we have a democracy.
XXX is no.
xxx please
No need to come to me on Sunday morning and quote me from the threshold of the dead Nobel laureates in physics in their native language.
xxx: Or at least imagine yourself then as a'sect of witnesses to the Higgs boson'.

Emi: I would embrace your warm fat body.
EMI: And the saliva exchange.
I missed it too, Sunny.

A concert dedicated to the fight against counterfeiting and piracy, the channel ORT – as a person engaged in the show business, I authoritatively declare, half of the performers outraged by piracy, is not known to anyone at all, the other half should be happy, at least from the fact of free downloading their tracks from the network. The records cannot be sold in principle.

The post office of Russia has swallowed itself. 1.5 months ago sent a valuable letter, paid some amount. After a month, there is a notification that the letter has not been delivered (the storage period has expired), we go to the mail to get the letter and (!) They say that in order to receive an undelivered letter, you have to pay for something else. It is like understanding.

My friend celebrated Perugia Day. One of his fellow men (already quite swollen) suddenly became hot, he opened the window and hanged his legs (second floor). A little later, the thought came into his mind: "Hey, here the window is open! I have to close it!" and I have to close it! Outside of! The only injury he got was his finger through the same window.

He did not drink, he did not smoke.
I was not a virgin yet, not what I am now.

Post in "Typical Programmer":

Learn C++, they said. It will be fun, they said.

The commentary:

21 days, they said.

From Habr. Compare MacBook Air and HP ENVY 14 SPECTRE

- And you are told that the price of the OS is poor compared to the price of a laptop. 20 of 1000 is ridiculous. It's like "it's stupid to buy lunch at McDonald's and not use the brushes that are included in the price."

That is fucking. I knew I missed something in this MacDock.

i_cherski: I went to Ashan to buy a remedy for mole.
As a result, I bought two food bags and a TV.
Of course, I forgot about moles.

a: was in "Merci Baku" with a friend
B: thank you Baku?
B: Grazi Yerevan
B: Sanks Maykop
B: Danke Mahatma

Talk to my son on the phone:
Did you find lunch? i left it in the refrigerator. Under the plate.
Heat in the microwave.
Winnie was there too!!! to

As I love programs from Microsoft, I've been happy for half an hour to remove the visual studio remains 0 seconds (

XXX: I jumped the game of childhood.
xxx: Passed completely and wanted to play in the multiplayer, the key asks
XHH: Digged in the innet found the key, I enter and there gives out "You used the wrong key, for reuse you will be fined $250,000" and below "FBI employees left"
Would you say, LOL?
I concluded: Nuevonahui these games, I barely jumped my heart through the anus.

Again the beginning of the month and a lot of work. Wait until the work info is thrown on the FTP...
When will you finally automatize it?
- To automate everything will not work, here everything is bound to the human factor: when they want - then the information to work and drop.
Give them puzzles to get rid of them faster.
Oh, but it would be good to automate :)

The guy was pleased the day. Nurse of the Diagnostic Center. I was prescribed antibiotics intramuscularly (in my ass) after surgery. I cuddle three times a day, for a week. The injections are quite painful, tired.
So, he enters the room in the evening with his support. Breathing, I get up from the bed, without enthusiasm I drop my pants. He lashes (or what they have there) on a glass ampoule with an antibiotic to drink (so that it would be easier to break the tip), then comes to me from the rear, breaks the tip of the ampoule with the characteristic "click" and pronounces a serious polite tone "Good evening...".
I made you laugh, young people.

The Queen of Great Britain does not have a passport, but she can travel freely around the world. The official website of the British Monarchy says that since United Kingdom passports are issued on behalf of Her Majesty, the Queen herself does not need this document. All other members of the royal family have passports.

When insulting a human child, it is always worth remembering that the female of a human is first a female, and then a human.