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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10820
 07.10.2008
I get a translation of "seem to realize"....he gives me a translation: "seem, understand"...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10819
 07.10.2008
The headline on the local news website (www.udm-info.ru):
"Problems of shareholders in Izhevsk proposed to transfer to a special body"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10818
 07.10.2008
Once I was surprised to find that the Top of the Abyss became more funny than the main one. Now I was surprised to find that the Abyss was more funny than the Abyss top. It is sad, comrades...
The Fighters! “Today you go to Bash, and tomorrow you will sell the homeland!” Do you remember?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10817
 07.10.2008
At work in the dining room was tough. The boy picked up cakes. It takes everything. Go to the box. They start counting the cakes. It was 13. The cashier looks at the price in his paper. of 13 rubles. Well, the cashier smiled, and at the same time his thoughts were loud: "13 cakes for 13 rubles". Then the boy with such an evil-evil voice gives out: "The master will be pleased! " I almost drowned)) the whole dining room then wiped away tears of laughter.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10816
 07.10.2008
eLinks: In short, you need to call the support. The site is up.
Kishara: Well, if you hear the voice of the LIVE expert of those supporting youtels, I think you will prove that man knows how to connect with spirits.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10815
 07.10.2008
I go therefore on the street, I don’t touch anyone... Somewhere I hear a child’s voice scream: “Pinguim!”" I’m in a stupor... in 5 seconds, three airplanes hit me... From the top the cry is joyful: “The package has been accepted!”" I’m in shock...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10814
 07.10.2008
XXX: "How much Tanya is not a fighter - you won't get an atach!" :)
YYY: Our Tanya is crying loudly
The forum files are not attacked.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10813
 07.10.2008
24924 (saved 2008-10-02 at 20:20)
From the Student Forum:

XHH: We’re discussing the lectures here, and they’ve got their forum where they’re discussing us. The type of this group is shit, they need to go on, and if you do not explain something, you will ask questions. And this group is discharged, you can be late to them for half a couple and sleep at the seminar.

Do you really think there is no such forum?! to
As a young teacher, I officially declare it is! At least with DuPont, of course :)

by PS. EP06 - You are the shit! MG-07 - Tomorrow for the first lecture I can sleep, so don't rush too much.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10812
 07.10.2008
I go on a bus, next to one of the seats is a man in the appearance of 25, in the hands of children's magazine Shrek (well or how he is called there) And he reads it on the page with the title "I am funny in the world of all?"
So I want to come and say: You are ugarno no dispute...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10811
 07.10.2008
>> and
Dressed

<< Furious Angel
I have grown up 😉

>> and
Don’t do that anymore... don’t beat me.)

<< Furious Angel
Do not look)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10810
 07.10.2008
Delicates

I don’t know where my home is.

18:37:01 Little

Your home is where you are waiting and you are happy.

18:38:21 Delikates

What is it in the military? 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10809
 07.10.2008
Girls, have you ever wondered what side of watching the "mystery" of turning a monkey into a doll when you paint yourself in the transport?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10808
 07.10.2008
The students??? The student?? to
And you know that if a piece of white bread is roasted with cigarette ashes and slowly chewed, it will taste like an egg? This is hippie!! to

“Stuco, why write this, why?” I thought, when I grinded a teaspoon of ash out of the strawberries, I thought...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10807
 07.10.2008
I found Kalinin Lada in the telephone directory. It may be hard for the girl to live.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10806
 07.10.2008
Amsterdam89: pzddz, I am standing on the hunt, I am waiting for one acquaintance, which I had to pass a book for our common acquaintance... a pretty cute girl, well, the chat talked to her, only the numbers decided to exchange, here it rolls out this body and handed me a book - "Your child, a book for beginners fathers and mothers" and with the words - "Well, I ran, good luck to you with Nastya", and this book is just unbeasty size, like an atlas of some...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10805
 07.10.2008
We went on the 6th regular highway somewhere near Bavaria! Flyers 240 on m-5 BMV (250 maximum limit is worth) We were stopped by the Police on S Class (gone! Karoche was politely asked not to occupy the extreme left row anymore as there is a speed of 300!!! And it really went 10 minutes after we drove on the far left first passed the 911 car GT (such as it, as the speed was obviously over 300) And literally followed the Ferrari Enzo (there the speed was unthinkable)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10804
 07.10.2008
Sandro
I loaded...
Sandro
Work is...
Drone
Yippidy yi yippity yay.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10803
 07.10.2008
MAX: Just entered the head of the bank (man in years) and killed all =))
XXX is?? to
MAX: he asked: "How is Feng Shui or Hentai right?" =))
XXX is :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10802
 07.10.2008
Besdima: For many years, Tetris has made me an outstanding dishwasher.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10801
 07.10.2008
Do you remember Anthony’s desire to lose? so here, I guessed to him: that he 2 days on all the objects with which he committed any actions glued the sticker with this action...)))

Wow, I remember

xxx: So the next morning I went to him, so little that he has the whole apartment in stickers, how I was pleased to see sleeping Anka with a sticker on the forehead "Fuck".))))

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