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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21758
 25.10.2009
The military cage. After the pair, the colonel (P) explains to the students (C) what to wash in the classroom.
Q: First all the dust from the surface, then wash the floor and be sure to remove the footprints from the shoes.
Q: What are the traces?
P (painting delicious divorces with a linear shoe): here are these, fucking, traces!

I love them ? ? ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21757
 25.10.2009
16 Oct at 21:33 Marina Many women are dissatisfied with the size of their partner’s penis... Until the ass.
22 August at 19:44 Marina for what she fought, for what it was!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21756
 25.10.2009
I work as a sick in the office, the headmaster calls me and asks if there is a symbol on the keyboard with two steep sticks?
The answer - unfortunately no, you will have to press on one cutting rod twice.
She seemed very upset by her voice.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №21755
 25.10.2009
The xxx:
Do you remember our neighbors?
WOW :
A hollow condom struck us.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21754
 25.10.2009
xxx: I write to the translator (Russian-French) :
XXX is much better
XXX is translated:
XXX: Much Better
XXX: Write again
XXX is much better
XXX is translated:
xxx: much better
xxx: I write AGAIN, "Many Better, FUCK"
xxx: translation : "Beaucoup mieux BITCH"
xxx: Google broadcast... seemingly not Russian, but works as Russian O_o

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №21753
 25.10.2009
There was no anlim, there was no possibility to pull. Anime appeared, there was nowhere to go. I bought a terabytes screw in the curtain, now I don’t know what to push... ;(

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21752
 25.10.2009
And you too, when your cat (cat) flashes you, can’t stand up and flash in response?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №21751
 24.10.2009
Track your location on your mobile phone!
2 Write again, I will follow you and break your fingers on both hands!!!! to
1 is OK)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21750
 24.10.2009
Do you have water skies?
YYY: O_O
I have a regular and a bottle of vodka.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №21749
 24.10.2009
My dad told me long ago:
I sleep, I say something. The night. Somebody was washing water in the toilet. My daughter probably went. Then washed twice. Drink three times. Then I remembered that my daughter is not at home, my grandmother is sleeping. My wife sleeps next to me. There is no one else in the apartment.
I went to the toilet. I go in and there the cat is sitting on the barrel. She raises the towel and looks at the water.
This is the fun of the cat at night!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №21748
 24.10.2009
Factory for the manufacture of polyethylene:
Moscow Street, Ul. Petrovsko-Razumovsky пр-d, d.29 page 2
This is the Citadel of Evil.

P.S Only the TSS...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21747
 24.10.2009
[chudik] so I didn’t come a long time ago )) the stove flooded and I play ))
[Tomahawk] the bear is tied?
[chudik] well the dick would be more)))
[Tomahawk] but this is the case) while you drink vodka with cloves and ivory, the bear snacks potatoes from the neighbors.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21746
 24.10.2009
by Anonymous:
Can I ask?
If I know someone’s IP address, what can I do?

by Ferdinand:
very much!
For example:
Print it in 72 fonts and hang it on the wall.
Remember and make a password to the safe in a Swiss bank
Painting on glass.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21745
 24.10.2009
I am not an alchemist!
How much did you drink this week?
and three.
Today is Wednesday.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21744
 24.10.2009
Attention and attention!
In the night of Saturday to Sunday, October 25, we turn the clocks one hour back.
For those who do not know, again, the Spring - the Spring - the Spring - the Dream - the Brotherhood.
Let’s go for an hour more =)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21743
 24.10.2009
ili4: I remember being my student standing on a smoking break near the universe’s main building. Suddenly, from somewhere, an ambulance appears, whispering with all the sirenes, two healthy sanitarians with carriers jump out of it and quickly run into the corps. Everyone is in shock, they think someone has a heart attack or that is... 2 minutes of silence... from the body they appear, carrying on the TV, drag him to the ambulance and quickly disappear)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21742
 24.10.2009
YYY: You are googling?
Where do the kids come from? :)
YYY: to tell you?? to
XXX: Do you know? O_O
yyy: Aha, the east brings))
XXX: Why the fuck?
YYY: He brings him for a pitch.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №21741
 24.10.2009
Attention to!! Alarm and alarm! Attention!! to
The end of the month is near. therefore
***************************************
Pay for the Internet
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Switch the clock in the night from 24 to 25 October to Hour Back
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Session soon! There is still time to take the mind, course and diploma.
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The End

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21740
 24.10.2009
Gaz (11:48:37 23/10/2009)
My wife calls you yesterday morning, where? I grumbled at work, she and at home that I didn’t see I fell into the rainfall.
Kyle (11:49:03 23/10/2009)
Did you not sleep at home?
Gaz (11:49:37 23/10/2009)
She just didn’t hear how I came and how I left.
by Koly (11:49:53 23/10/2009)
You are Ninja.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21739
 24.10.2009
RAMM (18:44:20 21/10/2009)
Do you have a fiancé? :)
Ladies and gentlemen (18:44:42 21/10/2009)
I’m fine:) the fiancé is jokingly* only he doesn’t know about it yet :-[

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