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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145194
 29.09.2017
News: In Yekaterinburg, a group of crows attacked the Yeltsin center and stoned it. As a result of the birds of the attack in the building broke several windows on the roof, local media.
During the flight, the crows cast stones on the glass roof. Reasons for the behavior of birds
Unknown is.

Even crows remember the hungry 90s!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145193
 29.09.2017
A film about how international collectors are trying to cut off their foreign debt from the United States. Let’s see if anyone else has done this before :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145192
 29.09.2017
In China, a robot dentist implanted a human tooth for the first time

The normal option for long flights in space, in the morning he makes coffee, in the evening his teeth printed and inserted.

Yyy: Coffee is probably like this if you need new teeth in the evening :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145191
 28.09.2017
Simply put, there are always those who know how to work.

Oh, if... There are such jobs that you need to learn, and not one year. And if the old worker retired, and you did not take care of training a new one in advance, then all, the work is worth it. The same years.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145190
 28.09.2017
Next to the garage was an empty garage. Only built - an empty box with a roof, not yet painted gates, a simple hanging lock. This garage was constantly opened - then the castle will be destroyed, then the nails will be opened. The owner in despair wrote with a crumb right on the gate, "Don't open, there is nothing else!"

The next day, a sign appeared on the gates: "Factory faster, we wait!"

It looks like a banana, but it’s real from life (friend exactly my=))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145189
 28.09.2017
A pause taken for reflection can neutralize most manipulative techniques.

Hpmor

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145188
 28.09.2017
confused with foreigners.

Comments on the harm of pornography:
Damn are such good movies where everyone is happy and loving each other harmful?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145187
 28.09.2017
xxx: Welcome forumchans, I want to buy a vape and gyroscooter. The type you go and play like you think the girls will pay attention and try to get to know?
I would throw a stone at you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145186
 28.09.2017
XXX: the wheat at the Aitishnik-sika is heavy. I met a girl here, all the work. He called home to know what, took wine, cheese, grapes and other nuts. The prelude, and after two years of abstinence, shakes me all. The girl turns out, takes the undrunken wine and pouches me out of the throat, with the words do not shake, everything will be fine, we will be happy!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №145185
 28.09.2017
Reference to the router:
As I established I remember hardly, I bought for 600r wash for 1000r. In the morning I got up, everything was working, updated and Russified, so it’s not difficult.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145184
 28.09.2017
xxx: (image from the internet) Let’s admit, sex is for those who can’t find a normal series.
YYY: I have sex like a series: I can’t find anything worthy in a new one, so I take over the old one.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145183
 28.09.2017
Comments to article with demo scenes from a 64Kb file size
x: For some reason, the majority of demos are offended by Microsoft antivirus.
Y: Because they have inside what they don’t do in normal programs.
Z is optimization?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145182
 28.09.2017
and sweet. She will show him on the Breastfeeding Day, he will show her a festive salad and a cake with candles. That is what I will say, Jedi.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145181
 28.09.2017
I bought a house with my husband, we finished it with our own strength. With the fact that he puts a fireplace and covers the walls with stone, I accepted. But yesterday he seriously stated that he wanted to put a knight in armor in the living room! I seem to be losing much with my demand to have a cat...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145180
 28.09.2017
xxx: a miracle began to play drama-n-beas at the level of decibels so 120... attempts to talk nothing led
xxx: well I think to cut off the light, and this s$ka through the door says that the shield is closed
xxx: well in general closed - no problem, we use contactless methods. :) I take the supply, rub 5 W and attach an antenna to the "your" UZO body. Pressed on the transmission - huyax - UZOška thought it was time for her to work (and not surprisingly)
Let him now think where to find his keys to the shield.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145179
 28.09.2017
A smart home still needs to be able to conduct a video blog to make money on YouTube for its owner

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145178
 28.09.2017
Flirting with a guy on a dating site. During the conversation, he asks me in what posture I sleep. He replied, “Are you sleeping on your stomach?” You have too small breasts for my taste. Goodbye »

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145177
 28.09.2017
YYY: Thursday is a small Friday.
XXX: For me, Thursday is the fourth Monday.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145176
 28.09.2017
a message from the forum of employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs on the topic "how to bring to justice a person who gave incorrect forecasts on sport":
Ready for your grandmother to predict the sex of your child. If I don’t guess, I’ll get the money back. Write 24 hours a day.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145175
 28.09.2017
Everything is evolving, evolution cannot be stopped. Millions of tons of bacteria and arches do not really understand what it means that the Earth belongs to humans. They normally divide here and swim since the times when oxygen was not enough for everyone, in all the depths where there are no people. Plankton was seen, and people are such a fairy tale for amobes. Humanity is also developing. Soon there will be a mind that doesn’t have to be taught for 18 years. And it is evolving very quickly. It merges into a plasma-like state and goes to extinguish the stars, because there is no more important task in the universe.

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