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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №378
 20.12.2007
You are added
Blonde Blonde
Hi, what is your name?
Blonde Blonde
Are you Dennis?
Blonde Blonde
Allo
Flying
Hello to Dasha!
No, I am not Denis.
My name is Jenny.
I am 21 years old and I am a student of the fifth year of the Faculty of Applied Mathematics and Physics.
If you don’t want to discuss the aspects of parsing XML, developing web services on ASP.NET and creating landscapes in fractal generators now, then we’re unlikely to find a common language.

Blonde Blonde
How boring you are, Jenny! I was actually looking for a friend, but I probably didn't find it...Sorry for the worry!

Blonde Blonde
So far

Flying
Farewell to my fifteen year old.
In the slumber of an abandoned half-station, in the dark shadows of the NKVD, on the desert street of midnight Luberc – everywhere my soul will be heated by the memories of the glorious and warm moments of our friendly communication.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №377
 20.12.2007
What is more difficult: to choose from dirty socks - clean? Or just a couple?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №376
 20.12.2007
A friend over the girl joked.The elevator at his home is a little brake-after pressing the floor button he brakes a couple of seconds.Well he at her after pressing the button pronounces his name and the elevator naturally touches.She is extremely surprised, but the type does not look, silent.
After a couple of months she comes home to him and cries: I am tired of constantly pronouncing your name, what the modern elevators went for... :D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №375
 20.12.2007
Tiger (21:40:03 16/12/2007)
Two words and ignorance.

Tiger (21:40:13 16/12/2007)
The 6th is the last.

by YAHOO (21:40:43 16/12/2007)
Do not send a petition!! to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №374
 20.12.2007
Nick: Lie diagonally on the bed and I scream HYPOTENOUSE!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №373
 20.12.2007
LEX: Today we were called and said: "and you can order your specialists", then a break - "not better to invite if we order them after..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №372
 20.12.2007
N0rdIC: The Writer
I have a fire at home.
Hamster: Is it at home?
N0rdIC: well, near the fence of the churks built a tent with fruits and it is burning
Tagged with: fucking
Mother carries the cat to watch the fire :D

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №371
 20.12.2007
TIGRA
You just may not have been told or ch, but the girl is invited to date for her personal qualities, not for the presence of wi fi on her buck.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №370
 20.12.2007
The real shit is when you learn about President Medvedev from quotes from Bash...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? to
YYY: The bears???? to
I am a stupid fucking...
I missed the election.
YYY : :(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №369
 20.12.2007
The wall was laid in 2008
Almost eight finished when the programmers came and offered to put 2008 in a binary system. Lack of space... While they thought they would come up with a odmin, scratched everything and laid out 7d8

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №368
 20.12.2007
Conversation with wife:

Jane is
Why don’t you swim in the bathroom?

Max is
O_O

Max is
and ought?

Jane is
Just interesting though. Are you scared or why?

Max is
i.e., the fact that I do not ride skiing, skating, skating, boarding and large and generally looking sitting-leaning lifestyle does not pose questions? Yes, everything is clear here. Ignoring this is suspicious!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №367
 20.12.2007
Iwan
I sit down from the monitor.
... in the intricacies of the rhythm of the beggars...
He smiles...

Temcha
As far as I have noticed...
The banal rhythm is hockey.
The brain is not stressed.

Probably a deep meaning.
It replaces the rhythm easily.
It breaks out...

ZL[]RD
Whoever sees the meaning of these lines...
I smoked more than I did.
Let go...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №366
 20.12.2007
* MorMot (~mrt@88.205.210.111) entered the channel #linux
>MorMot< and
I’ve gotten upset... I don’t know how to ask... help me.
>Anthony< no one has ever come to fuck with such problems

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №365
 20.12.2007
Tomorrow I will take a picture of the garage.
We cleaned it for 4 days.
yyy: *WALL* naH??? )
I haven't seen him so clean for 10 years.
Yyy: *ROFL * battu?
You are the fourth person who asks this.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №364
 20.12.2007
She
I want a virgin.

She
! to! to

She
Find me him.

He is
Why do you, poor man? = = )

She
When this child looks at you with such an admirable look, such a moral satisfaction))))))))))

He is
FUNAHUY

He is
This passion tells me.

He is
I cannot lose work.

He is
I imagine a poor boy looking at me whom I am about to deprive of my virginity.

She
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

She
She has a sick fantasy.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №363
 20.12.2007
NakotaTM: lost a student hundred years ago already

Sfeno: And what?

NakotaTM: recently wanted to restore and learned what to restore 1000 p

Spheno: Figase

NakotaTM: with money now stress (because I am temporarily unemployed)

NakotaTM: Well I decided to do a genius thing)))
Sfeno: What is it?

NakotaTM: by the way, from this weekend entry without a cold is prohibited.

NakotaTM: Joined a former college fellow. She is currently in computer science and is sitting in training. I took her a clean blank of cold. I went to the shops where I worked, by acquaintances. It had to be printed and filled. This type of makeup should work. The same look, but the content is different.

NakotaTM: in general, if you now judge by my student, I am studying in Eldorado", extends the studak to me "Expert", and the photo was assured by Jon, and the dean of us - Marina from Credit Europe Bank)))
and Sfeno:

NakotaTM: in general, don’t give god the men to get with this student

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №362
 20.12.2007
The call of an engineer (he was on the challenge)

But what to do??? I have no address, no address.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №361
 20.12.2007
I’m weaker when I see beer.
I am afraid that a little girl will come, bring a box of beer and say... that if I agree to marry her, my beer... =(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №360
 20.12.2007
xxx: I can't today, my grandfather will have a clan collection.
Which clan?! to
XXX: He has a family.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №359
 20.12.2007
Even though I have not seen anything in my mouth...

It is O_O

It is: NYU

How do you react like that...

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