Why is a woman's ass given 10 months on the back of the temple, and an economic ass on the back of the whole country is given nothing?

It seems to me alone that our Russian space industry is already rogozinizing?

We need such policies.

Vito Perillo, a former naval officer, a veteran of World War II, first engaged in politics at the age of 93. Tired of the mess and high taxes in the town of Tinton Falls, New Jersey (17 thousand inhabitants), he put forward his candidacy for mayor and won the election. During his four years in office, he managed to regularly dispose of garbage, invested $8 million in road works, and invested $4 million in parks and recreation, including building a court for pixelball (a hybrid of tennis, badminton and ping-pong) for which he was especially sought by voters.

Yesterday, the 97-year-old Perillo was re-elected for a second term, defeating three rivals, the oldest of whom was 40 years younger than him, and became the oldest mayor in the history of the United States. He says he feels great, and promises to bring in order and reopen the city library, which is currently under repair.

Insulted believers!
If you look at the Temple rather than your naked ass, your feelings will remain untouched.

We worked with a sergeant named Sergeant. He walked alone all his life. He came from the army and let go of his moustaches, so he married and raised his daughter. My grandfather has become. This time it comes and there is no goose!! Everybody was whipped. He told me that I woke up at six in the morning and just decided to shave.We were in the shower, but here is my wife. She has never seen him without a beard.)

Previously, life was set for a bright future, and now - for a bright past.

You will laugh, but that was the case. The headquarters dropped on fuel and my excavator dried up 4 hours before the end of the shift. For half an hour, three "Big Bosses" in the choir told me: "Vladimirich, we need to complete the change. “Blood from the nose, shit from the poop.” Okay, I say I agree. I work overtime, I am enthusiastic. Now explain to this iron fool what it is right to do. And then the chief unfolds his main caliber and enters the excavator. It is silent. still is silent. Then he screams, “Now we bring the solarium,” and he leaves. Half an hour later, under the amazed eyes of my colleagues, I solemnly poured 5 (five) liters of solarium into the 600-litre tank of my Komatsu. NDA...

In order for the lockdown to reach the goals set, the blockposts should not be placed at the entrances to Sevastopol, but at the exits from Moscow.

Once sold the car, the buyer brought the money in $ (for Belarus standard practice). I came to the nearest bank and say the type please check the real or not!

We do not have such a service.

Can you exchange me for smaller bills?

Yes we can! 1% of the commission.

(I am still a Jew, cried a lot)

Okay, let’s do it (I think about myself, so be, $15 so $15)

The cashier takes the money and starts checking it there under these bank lamps and some other device like the lighthouse when all the banknotes have passed through her hands.

I changed my mind, give it back.: )

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Analexpert87: An unprepared virgin anus will not allow you to engage in this midnight. He had a skeleton in his closet.



Invulnerable44: Rare moment: nick corresponds to the content of the comment.



bambook81: And 87 is not a year of birth, but a breakthrough.

I walk in the street, I don’t touch anyone. Meanwhile, there is menta, starley. It moves in such a way that it prevents me from passing. He stood in front of me and said, “Hello!

I said to him: Good morning.

Sorry, good day...

I didn’t even think about what: What was it?

MENT: Yes, you are on the orientation, but that guy is not...

A man at the box office of a shop selling motorcycle equipment asks the seller... who sings this song... white roses, white roses... the seller says laughing Yuri Shatunov... the buyer is sure... I need a shooter of shatuns...

To think that the State Duma is doing something good for the people is like believing that the economy of a country is filled with money by the State.

In Japan, a railway station worked for one passenger for three years.
For several years, at the Kami Shirataki train station on the island of Hokkaido in Japan, a passenger was waiting for a train - a schoolgirl, who was going to study. The train stopped there only twice a day to pick up the girl and bring her back after the school day.
In 2013, the Japanese Railway Administration decided to close the Kami-Shirataki station because there was no passenger traffic and there was less freight in the area.
But when it became known that the girl needed to get to school on this train every day, it was decided to leave a virtually deserted half-station. And every year it was repaired, and in the winter the peron was cleaned from snow.
The schedule of transportation was directly dependent on the school schedule of the girl.
The Kami-Shirataki station operated until March 2016, after which it was closed as the girl graduated from school.

First they will be asked to show the quar code, then everyone will be lazy and will only be asked to have a quar code or not. Then they will ask:
by Ku?
by Ku.

xxx: A regular family, in the nineties bought a video magnetophone, on the first day the whole family watched cartoons, fighters and horrors, the next day to watch the shopping came grandmother with grandfather, grandson, 6 years old, with a clever smile now I scare you, charged a cassette with the signature of "horror", on the screen the man knocked the assy grandmother in the anal, the grandmother cried, the grandfather stuck, and the grandson did not understand what is happening with a clever smile asked, well, it is scary?



YYY: And then grandfather’s backbone – you see, and you can, and you – I’ll die, I’ll die...)

Years around 94-95, like 5th grade. I lived, gently speaking, not very well, and I also started studying to scroll into troubles. They offered me the option: for 5 - +5 rubles, for 2 - minus 5. And I just wanted normal human roller cooks at that time. Well, the second quarter passes, then the third, I am normally so in the plus, I just think, by the summer of the norm. In the spring, Daddy says, “Let’s go to the store.” I am so full of joy, we come to a sports store, and he sits in a boxing pear and gloves. It was fucking as offensive as they imposed their hoodies on the next generation.

What the pessimist has a ass, the optimist has an elastic ass.

Today in the court he was charged with a physical who proudly unfolded the passport of a citizen of the USSR and stated that he did not refuse citizenship and demands that the judge judge him as a citizen of the USSR, and since there is no obligation in the law to return the credit, he forgives everyone.

The judge announced a technical pause, turned off the recording and said, roughly as follows: "Ivan Ivanovich, according to the submitted documents, you have opened accounts in dollars and euros, in accordance with the article. 88 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR currency transactions are punishable by imprisonment for a term from five to fifteen years with confiscation of property and with reference to a term from two to five years or without removal or death penalty with confiscation of property, you still judge as a citizen of the USSR? We, together with the secretary, can make the verdict right now, and the officers will immediately execute it in court!"

A citizen of the USSR was accepted into the womb of the Russian Federation directly in the courtroom, by presenting another passport.

I repeat, I’ll go to the veterinarian.
Why only half?
So much faster!