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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10760
 06.10.2008
And I don’t care when I look at the Sberbank advertisement. There, the boy came for a crypt and stands with such an expression of the face... With a spade of hunting on his mouth to go...

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10759
 06.10.2008
In the district clinic:
The cost of the free first consultation is 300 rubles.
Do I live in a country of idiots?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10758
 06.10.2008
Zoomer (09:41:07 29/09/2008) [Monday morning]
By the way, today is the first day of the week when I don’t mind taking a beer!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10757
 06.10.2008
<@Seryj_kot> it's normal - flies to suffer
<@Aiko> well hz...
<@Aiko> Sometimes it is disgusting
<@Akai> many girls are better than none
<@Aiko> and sometimes normal
<@Aiko> somewhat from the crowd of this...
<@Akai> is another question
<@Aiko> as I said yesterday, I have my girlfriend for every occasion
<@Akai> and I do not have a girlfriend for every case: to talk to no one, to quench no one, to walk with no one ^__^
<@Aiko> let me be your girlfriend for all occasions of life
<@Aiko> even Moscow can do no worse ;)
<@Akai> Moscow I and I will go to fuck x)
<@Seryj_kot> go... before me only now long that it was not a monologue )))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10756
 06.10.2008
How is it right, Yuri?
Coffee: Yes
Lila: another question on the envelope at the bottom... where the numbers should be rounded...who’s the index...my or his?
Tagged: him
Lila: the sps))))
Lila: listen and I need to go to the mail, yes, go to send a letter...)
Tea: And what then?
Lila: Do I have to?
“No, mill, leave it on the table, and in the evening the Harry Potter Swan will come and take it.”
What are questions? O_O
Will she not fly?? to
O O O O O O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10755
 06.10.2008
Announcement: I will give the Siamese kittens, in good hands with blue eyes

Hands with blue eyes are very...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10754
 06.10.2008
NOX says:
The only thing that is good about Hitler's coat is the fact that it can be watched on the screen, no laughter is heard from the hall.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10753
 06.10.2008
We will never forget the moment when, before the award of the diploma in the courtroom, the preacher ran and shouted, “Dumb, put on your coats, or you can’t cast!”and "

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10752
 06.10.2008
TapaKaH: who will write the next post - that pidor
TapaKaH: and the Dropper

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10751
 05.10.2008
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
YYY: What is it?
The capeci purchased mineral water in the morning so as not to drink simple water, got the bottle and poured it into a glass and mocked all the employees I start to smile.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck it and go fuck it!! You are angry!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10750
 05.10.2008
I read a magazine, encountered an article where people tell about when they realized they fell in love.
"Veronika, 26 years
Sometimes a little bit is enough to fall in love. One day I saw a guy on the street carrying a child’s wheelchair. He was cute, fashionably dressed (a young man in the sense), he walked and wiped the child’s cheeks with a nasal wrap. And he said very gently, “NO WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU WANT, WAS IN THE COOKIES!”I was so pleased that I immediately fell in love with this guy! If Vanie’s mom accidentally reads this, I want her to know: girl, your men are just cute!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10749
 05.10.2008
Why do you take your husband with you?
A familiar doctor told me.

The case was at 5 - 6 courses when they were practicing in the nursing home.

The Prepod. A solid professor gathers students around a woman who is already 7 to 8 months pregnant.

And it shows students what, and how suddenly it notices in intimate places bloodshed and sores.

He asks "Where do you get it from?"

She is "Wife"

Prepod "Where is he?"

She "In the corridor"

Prepod goes out into the corridor and calls the man who was sitting there.

I asked "What is this?and "

This is the "Picca.."

A woman with difficulty breaks her head off the head and looks and says "This is not my husband".

Students with a wild whistle fell into the corridor.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №10748
 05.10.2008
The news of a new military unmanned flying robot is similar to a pterodone created in the United States. Commentary :
And the most important advantage, that it practically does not cause suspicion in the likely enemy... The soldiers sit in the pit, and over them flies the most ordinary pterodactyl..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10747
 05.10.2008
Alanzet: 2 October We will remember that day. No one is on the street all day.

XXX Why?

Alanzet: So today at 00:00 starts sales of the iPhone 3G. They, suppositories, fall asleep before such a night. Trainers there are tightened, shoes are wiped, barsets with vacuum are dusted. The celebration is professional.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10746
 05.10.2008
Fuck me, you have to ask! They will be paid in Macau!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10745
 05.10.2008
Once a son in school was asked to write a story from the face of an object, an animal or a plant. He wrote about potatoes.
"He wrote, wrote, and dismissed at the end"- the teacher later told.
The answer lies in the writing itself. And then we were excavated, scratched the skin, dropped into a boiling water and the darkness came.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10744
 05.10.2008
[ 21 ] added 2008-10-03 14:14
I read Bas and I know I’m almost happy. I have never encountered cops in my life, I don’t know what is WoW, I’m absolutely not concerned about the problems of the BAC, I don’t have a red mounting home, I’m not afraid of cracks, I only once called the tech support and then I was answered, I don’t know any classical blonde, the boss I’m not an idiot, there are no problems with sex, the girl goes to the internet once a year, and then on the job, the second Stalker I passed, without getting stuck on all the bugs, I’m absolutely happy to close 2*2 or no, I don’t see anything interesting in the anime, I don’t know what is FreeBSD and KDE2, and Linux has never been interested. I am happy. Almost almost. I know what lineage is.

P.S If I see this quote on Bach, it will have no impact on my life.
_____________________________________
Someone, put a stick in him.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10743
 05.10.2008
neptumium: Tell me, please, an analogue of the keygen program for Mac.

October31st2007: I remember 10 years ago I and my friends were sitting on a roof in Kazantip and smoking what is usually smoked in Kazantip. So I smoked. MDA...
So, we smoked it on the roof, we smoked, windsurfers were worn in the sea, and in the sky, teaque. They were... Yes, they were...
Something caused me to swim to the rock, which is 10 meters from the shore, and I don't know what happened there, but when I sailed back, a teak was tied behind me. Here I swim, I swim, everything is great, windsurfers are nearby, but why do I need to fly a tea. A healthy, medium-sized dog, I still remember. Or I don’t remember? Well, god with her, with the dog, we are all about tea. Here I am frightened, and I begin to swim these very 10 meters a little faster, because the sea that flies over you, the size of a medium dog, is a windsurfer you do not carry in somewhere in the sea...
At the end of the day, I went out to the shore, and the tea was still flying over me. I go to my friends, I watch - Aika still flows, I get to smoke, I smoke, tea... well you understand. So what am I for? I am to the fact that I am still tormented by this question - was there a tea?
I don’t know the keygen program. I don’t know, but it was a healthy tea.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10742
 05.10.2008
Judging by the latest quotes on the tower, the people began to suddenly walk in pairs. What happened? )

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10741
 05.10.2008
And in our com. roty loved to scream to the soldier: "I give you all the brains through the high!!Before he had touched it, why are they all roaring around and not afraid?

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