Smoking... can’t be found?
“I’m a boxer... and three days ago I explained that I don’t smoke.
My eye swam, I didn’t know. You will be rich...

Take it up!
Calls inside the network in Moscow and Russia only 1 ruble per minute.
On the numbers of the capital branch of JSC "MegaFon" 1,50 r.
On the federal numbers of mobile operators of the Moscow region ("Beline", "MTS", "Skylink", "Simply for communication") 5,50 p.
On local fixed communication of Moscow and the Moscow region 5.50 r.
On the unified network of MegaFon2 (except for the capital branch of JSC "MegaFon") 5.50 p.
In Russia 8.50 r.
This is a ruble tariff in their opinion??? Thank you good man, who warned about the change of payments on the megaphone, I'm going off on MTs or billay, Ermakov ohuel quite already!

Sorry for the post, but it's just shit! People should know!

I read that crocodiles do not have a bladder. I understood why Crocodile Gene walks without pants, even though in a jacket. Respect to you, erudited Soviet multipliers!

xxx(0:49 )
You wrote to her, right?
yyy(0:49):
of course.) I will not call at night.
Judging by her voice, she didn’t sleep at all.

I watched the news... coffee again!
Fursenko is defeated! Cheers to the Russian language!

I am studying in the glorious KPI on special metallurgist. I got a course "overflooding of used tanks and rails". Day two, I was looking for the size. I only found a caliber. Nothing better invented went... to the nearest tank monument. I will not describe how the passers watched me, and the guards even shot me with a stalk measuring the thickness of the trunk. I did not feel like a big idiot. But the KPI student is such a person - the need will force... in short, tomorrow I go to the station. Translated by Mechanic.

All fucking, I’m putting it on a compass!
So so so
The sight is ruined...
Do you think of columns? HDD
and worse. I live on the 15th floor. A football field under the windows. I smoke in the kitchen. I see a 17-year-old boy standing on the pitch and a ball rolling towards him. Well, I don’t think I see anyone there behind the leaf. And then the guy swings his hand and the ball, unfolding along the parable, moves in the reverse. I am wow. What kind of scooter is this? He did not let go, pulled out the theatre binoculars. I see. It turns out, the guy walks out a small closet, and throws her a stick to bring...
It would be cool if he didn’t throw the stick, but just mocked it! You would know Zen.

MAlina (14:24:28 20/10/2009)
I asked my son yesterday "how will I call my brother?"
and he looked at all his toys and replied "Five"

I live in Chernobyl.
And CHO?
X over the shoulder. Roof * Roof * Roof * Roof *

At work, the girl was disconnected from the internet because she stole a tail from her boss.

FaTh3R
Trojan.Win32.Chifrax.d – 388 MB

The rage of tears aka LazyFao
The Trojan Elephant

I have a long-awaited salary tomorrow.
She says to share:[
Let’s go to the club.
I need something in return ;)
She is: for example?
I wonder what in return.
Do you want me to do sex with you?
She: You don’t have enough money.
She: And I am not like that!! to

A real man should do three things in his life:
1) to build a house;
2) to raise a child;
Remove the downloads folder.

Question in the scan:

What species, apart from humans, is only dangerous to the puma?

O_O

MishaStd>The Doctor of Science is a postgraduate student who has the mind to force students to write him a thesis and a doctoral thesis, dividing them into coursework. and ;)

XXX is awesome!!! to
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Fuck the fuck!

The Thomas Twin TT

Three years of work, all work.

The reason for the sale is a nervous breakdown when thinking about cleaning the apartment.

I wake up from what someone is eating.
I open my eyes, it turns out – I

I decided to run with my father in the morning. We went to the store bought shoes, sports costumes,) The first morning, 6 am, the park next to the house. We run at a medium pace, a bumerang is sitting on the lawn, you can see what is from the dungeon, accompanies us with a dim look and the phrase "Men....you are where...Larek is still closed."

I just got XDDDDD.

Say goodbye to the status with the hooks - I set an ass to my mom...
and TuX