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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89325
 06.11.2013
These old women are trolls.

I go on the bus. White day in the courtyard. There are grandmothers sitting around. We arrive at another stop. Here an elderly woman takes her bag from her knees, rises up... the grandmothers standing next to her lean to her side and make a low start... and she put her shirt, not in a hurry, and sat back.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89324
 06.11.2013
Fans of social networks:

If you use the system and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89323
 06.11.2013
Scientists from Romania have invented artificial blood... I don’t like it, considering that there are a lot of different legends and myths about vampires and Count Dracula in Romania.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89322
 05.11.2013

I go in the elevator.
An army of 22 years.
Directly healthy
Well, everything is like a sweater, sweaters, crosses
feet on the width of the spade)
He turns his back to me, and his thugs look tiger-colored (rofl)
Scampskype: The Tiger

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89321
 05.11.2013
A mother's conversation with a capricious four-year-old son.

M: You behave so badly because you are very tired and want to sleep for a long time.
C: If I’m behaving badly, it doesn’t mean I want to sleep. If I do well, that doesn’t mean I want to sleep. If I go to bed, it means I want to sleep.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89320
 05.11.2013
He told me on a forum for a joke:

I charge your MP3 player over the internet via the USB port.
There are unlimited tariffs.
All electricity has been cleaned by professional network filters and has a certificate of conformity.

Funny about advertising. offered to pay. They do not joke.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89319
 05.11.2013
"Don’t drink vodka yesterday" This is the first thing that comes to mind in the morning "today".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89318
 05.11.2013
and tired:
Gender fighters and fighters. I hope you don’t have sex for every single post in this forum! I got!! to

They have not had it for years. They are not involved in sexual wars. Better wish them a year of continuous sex so they can calm down.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89317
 05.11.2013
I watched the concert of Hatsune Miku on YouTube. The Japanese surpassed the Russians. There, the singer not only sings under the faner, but also dances under the hologram.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89316
 05.11.2013
Here in the news heard that one of the Olympic lightning carriers is the mechanic of the Moscow metro Andrei Ulyanov. I would like, taking the opportunity, to convey to a colleague a suggestion from the workers of the underground: "You will carry past the Office - burn!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89315
 05.11.2013
Error in the password. 10 times per second. With an interval of half a minute. Hundreds of different ports. from a stranger. With whom does not happen?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89314
 05.11.2013
It was worth the boss once to send a greeting card by email, so now every task on the electronics comes with a romantic title "Re:Yellow Roses"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89313
 05.11.2013
One case of breaking the pattern.
I passed by the Japanese embassy, and watched the ACB recharge on the old gorbat Zaporozhye.
The wires from under the hood went up into one of the windows of the embassy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89312
 05.11.2013
I am very jealous of my son today. He watched Star Wars in the right order!!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89311
 05.11.2013
And if you want to change the pen in the bathroom yourself, you will not find anything useful about it on the Internet.
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The men have their own separate internet sites, where there are all instructions. And in the general instructions there is no that you, women, do not do it yourself, but call us. This is a conspiracy =)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89310
 05.11.2013
xxx: I went in the spring at the first arrival of Vasilyev in the city. An interesting guy. Interesting story, subtly ironic. He very much liked his comment on the topic of dark glasses on the head (When girls wear glasses on their hair, they use them as a blanket) - the attraction of Russian women to cockroaches. Now in the shower I always smile when I see the girl in the glasses on my head.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89309
 05.11.2013
There is a large mechanical barometer in the hall of the business center. On the ground floor between the first and second floor, a girl asks a guy:
What does he show if he is in the room?
He may have been hanged for beauty.
It was explained that the device measures atmospheric pressure. And if at the entrance to the business center they were not blown out or squeezed, then the pressure is the same as on the street.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89308
 05.11.2013
Dennis: Everyone probably knows that vegetables and fruits are especially grown delicious, so that they are eaten by some animal thread and then pumped them with seeds elsewhere, promoting their spread. But who does chili pepper count on?? to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89307
 05.11.2013
News are burning with napalm.
The unknown MP promised to file a lawsuit if this year on the Red Square, next to the Orthodox church of Basil the Blessed, they dare to put a pagan New Year's tree.
“We defended the park from the satanist shabash on Halloween. Now let us not allow to defile the central square with pagan symbols and walks during fasting!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89306
 05.11.2013
From Habr:

Meaning of Article:
Let’s compare a helicopter and a submarine.
Specifically, we measure their length and say that the selfie flies faster in helium.

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