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Strangely...the voice of Kupitman from the “Interns” is very much like the voice of Mr. Freeman. Wasn’t this man the creator of this painted character? I may have uncovered a great secret.
Not created, just sounded for a while, which he does not deny ;)
<Gvidon> Lithuania
<plain-user> good morning
<Gvidon> I can’t say what is good
<plain-user> what is it?
<Gvidon> A cat of cattle. In the middle of the night, she entered the cooking barbecue in the kitchen, packed everything, lipped and spotted herself to everything.
<akkark> yellow
It is believed that the most terrifying way of suicide is to drink alkaline... so there is a means for cleansing Shumanite - alkaline, which eats everything... my grandfather drank it.. said that it was too strong and his throat swallowed, drank from the top of regular vodka and went to sleep O_o.. now we call him Uncle Vanya-Shumanite..
Are there any designers? You should probably know)
DrLexx: no such
And the lawyers?
DrLexx: there is no such thing as either.
DrLexx: There are economists and nuclearists
DrLexx: we can wrap the bomb and sell it
xxx: Eat cookies, spices and pasta with bread. Brothers come back!
xxx: I have a friend who terribly dislikes phone jokes and other phone nonsense. And I, on the contrary, am a fan of cheating and completely forget about his peculiarity.
xxxh: I call once (changed number) and playful voice "Get who?"
The answer is "Easy! I guess for the first time! You are the person I’m going to challenge". and throwing.
I guessed the shit.
XXX is
I’ll be the best gift on the deer.
YYYY
You need a farm type.
XXX is
Oh, electricity to feed and lick and you will be happy.
YYYY
to feed... to please... no. One such slug in the house is enough for me now)
XXX is
His tongue is dull.
After living separately, you can say, returned to childhood... McDonald’s is again a holiday... once every six months...
HH: In general, she’s pretty cute. Truth matures a lot, well, was pumped in her cloth, but feminine, cared for.
WHO did I think of?? to
Lash, how do I know what you thought? Blonde with Dr. Irina
WOW: I know her very well. Do not need
Does she have a member? The SPID? The husband?
First, you can forget about the senses right now. She will give the heart to the villain from the last movie seen. A banana republic dictator. In the latter case, he can write him emails and be imposed on bodyguards.
HH: Are you stumbling?
WOW: She’ll put you before the fact every time. She will appear to you in the apartment in the middle of the night with things, because the owner drove out for drunkenness, and will make the eyes of the cat in the boots, and you will let her go. Without asking, she can do both a child and an abortion. You will pay. She will go for three months to Huevo-Kukuyevo to find the gold of the royal family there, and will return with snake bites and a penalty for battle-hunting. You will pay too. All this even though she matures and is stronger than you three.
WOW: and all this time she will be cute... sociable... charming... the tongue will not turn to separate... SUCK I HATE(((
I:I sent a SMS to the boss type "I won't come to work, I stayed alone on the h.."
Shepherd: Lena quickly left him and went to work.
I mean, I mean the house ;)
Antivirus programs lack the window: "And I warned you, fool!" :(
In 10th grade we went to military-field gatherings, 6 people lived in a tent. Boring was azky, played in the words of the hour 3... in general, the words almost all ended and fell to a guy named Seroj on the letter "C" minutes 30 he thought Well and we him with a hint on his Name: Serojah here you who?? to
He is red and with a quiet and quiet voice: “Suka...”
Katashi: people who watched the dead walking write off the playoff
The crow: Every Saturday I see them under the window
The crow: and when there is money, I join
Bosia: Now the video call to me on Skype was from a manager of a large company, engaged in electronic document circulation.
Skype I contacted him a year and a half ago, on the work issue, since then he has been in my contact list, but did not communicate.
Well, I think little, and although I myself sit in the office, but answered without a video.
Picture: sitting this little manager, in the apartment, apparently at his own, naked at least by the belt, and at least whispering from my "Allo, I listen to you" bariton...
Manager: "Em-um, and Victoria Valerievna can"
I: "You’re right now in the wrong place..."
From the description of paroxysmal cold hemoglobinuria (National Guide to Pediatrics): in the clinical picture predominate fever, abdominal pain, urinary discharge of the color of cherry syrup (according to mothers) and pink port wine (according to fathers)
The female community
When your boyfriend is out of spirit, he can walk without cowards for a while, and you’re angry?
Yyy: Walks, but rarely, and is not angry at all. If I don’t want, I just don’t look. He doesn't dance naked after the shower xD
Zzz: I am dancing :lol:
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The black square is not art, it is impotence, raised into a cult.
Joseph of Egypt
Where are the Negroes?? to
This strange story was told by a friend.
About our common friend.
Former Special Forces (and yet they are "former" are not), 120 kge and under
Two meters away, I noticed that six blacks had picked up a bag from his neighbor. The one with the bag prudently ran away, and the others
“They typically took the defense, and, say, it’s not foolish to intervene...”
What was further is not difficult to describe. One against five is even for the special forces, let’s say, a bit problematic. Although the end was clear in advance - the hospital, the traumatology department. For all of us!!! to
Moreover, Romka managed to cope with brain shock and scarring, and the Negro's affairs were much worse - numerous fractures, mostly in the joints.
Doctors, as always, were distinguished by humanity and understanding. They are all in one room!! Six is calculated.
A story in his name.
I come to myself, the eye from under the blanket pulled out...Opa! And on the neighboring beds, those slugs, each half in the plaster!
and smoked.
did not help. Exactly they.
I get up and get out of the blanket. I stand up. I see. Oh, and there is no one! Did I go out of the coil? Oh... how it wasn’t – electricity that was!
I stand up.
Well, the back turns and with the coordination of the movements is not all exactly... maybe what was broken?
It is already constructive. I need to find out what they are cutting.
I go. I take out a nursing nurse and ask for a “sick history.” I understand the medical carcasses – yes, no, nothing like that was not carved... where are the glucose?
I am returning to explore the area. Someone was lying on the bed. Even the mattresses are warm. Not the glue. Where did it all go? Well, let’s go searching.
To bend (under the beds to check) with a broken back was somewhat problematic, as was inspecting the ventilation windows. But from increased brain activity, the brain became easier. The search operation continued. Captured the doctor.
They were lying here...who?
Together with you brought. The Negroes.
Where are they divided?
Where are they going in the gips? You broke it all! Yes, the mentions are now
They want to come and talk to you...
Unnecessary proof that it’s not glue, but...!!! Where did the Negro go? In the gips? And the mentions... they will say that I’ve put them up in the fortress, and then prove that I don’t even know where the fortress is... The worst thing is that I remember yesterday’s events magnificently.
After evaluating Situbin, I begin to feel completely healthy and thirsty to find blacks as proof that I did not kill them. He just beat. For the purpose of self-defense.
I put the entire traumatology staff on the ears. I instructed. other territory. The nurses in the pace of wrapping the chambers, checking even in the tubes.
The doctor ran to shake the watcher - well, five blacks in the plaster are hard to not notice. Then the mentions appeared. It is great!
Indeed, the mentions turned out to be normal guys and got into the situation.
Join the search.
The Negro was found. In the bathroom, closed from the inside, and more precisely, in the bathroom itself, where they stumbled together with the "gips" and also covered with dirty underwear. Masked this way.
I also found a translator.
He explained that when they saw me rise, they also recovered quickly.
I was discharged and the Negro was put back in bed.
We bought our family pharmacy. Judging by her, we have two goals in life - to calm down and not to be embarrassed!
And if you are an anarchist and a rebel in your soul, then you are simply obliged to visit the Land of Fire - over the centuries there have been referred outragers of public tranquility and marginal sociopaths. In the company of their descendants you will feel at home, in addition, from here with your hand to Antarctica
xxx: and in the next piece you understand why marginal sociopaths help you feel at home
One of the tourists who bought our tour, then with enthusiasm told how he, wearing a frac and a white manicure, irritated the Argentine royal penguins, who took him for their cousin.