How surprisingly did school teachers learn with computerization that weight is really measured in meters!

We go to bed, the husband grabs all the pillows under him and is sweetly interested:
Give you a pillow? Or will you pick yourself?

Fuck me, marry me!
WOW: I cannot...
HHH: So what is it?
WOW: after the last wedding, Fata went somewhere, I can't find it)))))
I don’t buy a new one, I buy a new one.)
ууу: since fat is a sign of innocence, I can then fat with a hole)))))
Let’s make a network for big fish)))))))

If you take any evil and baptize it, you can discover the good with which it all began.

Lost anthrax
At the time, an artist by the name of Wenger played on the Soviet stage.
There was a funny story with him.
He was an immigrant who fled to Romania before the war. The circumstances of the escape were such. Wenger during his tour of Bessarabia had a concert at a club on the border, on the shore of the Dniester. The first part of the concert ended, and Wenger announced:
The Anthrax.
During the contract, he boarded a boat, and smugglers transported him to the Romanian territory. So the audience of the second department never saw it.
Years passed and the war ended. Wenger returned to the Soviet Union, he was allowed to continue concert activities. And then somehow during a tour of Moldova he got into the same club from which he once fled abroad. The first part of the concert ended. Wenger announced:
The Anthrax.
Then an old voice came out of the room:
Twenty years again?

The first country to visit Santa Claus is China.
To load a bag with gifts.

From the first news:

What caused the explosion and fire?
The gas pipeline was repaired...

Student of the eighth grade about the story of Turgenev "Mu-mu":
Who wrote this at all? How could a cow get into a boat?

xxx:..And then I was clearly explained what the question was "Che, a smart doh*ya?and "
It was a mistake to say that "only to the spinal cord"(

Yesterday was wedding day.
How was marked?
I went to the ZAGS and filed for divorce.

Peter, Square of the Rebellion, pedestrian passage. There is a crowd of people on both sides, all waiting for the green. The lights switch, two crowds clash, and a guy screams:
This is Sparta!! to

wog39: I will change my passport data to “Alexander Sergeevich Dostoevsky” and rewrite “War and Peace” in poetic form in order to thrill future teachers of literature.

How to dry curtains.
You don’t have to figure out where to hang them.

Today is World Men’s Day. How did you congratulate you?
I did not give!

Dad came, boasts that he ran 10km and wasn't tired
He probably forgot to get out of the car.

My grandfather and I went to the building yesterday. I walk back to the entrance, and there is a grandmother sitting in the shop who is always bored. There’s another meter and a half to the bench, and she’s already screaming that I’ve almost drowned her. Grandfather washed off: comes out of the car and quietly, quietly, grandmother - what are you shouting?! I would take you to the cemetery, the car is yours. After half an hour, the grandmother was silent.

16:38 xxx: Who wants to get a bass guitar on the edge?
16:39 xxx: please do not bath, I just asked

Dialogue between husband and wife:
M: I am going to my birthday tonight.
J : well well. But if you come on horns, I will come on horns tomorrow.
M: For whom?
On to yours!

When we divorced our wife and shared her property, the best thing was why she got it. And even the magnets from the refrigerator with the symbols of the countries she got from the United States, Canada, Australia and European countries, and I Albania, Romania, Niger and Somalia.

Chat WOT
XXX: And what, the British have all the speed so small?
YYY: This is so that the tea does not splash.