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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10720
 04.10.2008
People, maybe I’m an idiot, but I don’t understand this blondism of the books from the series “Stalker”... what is Kalugin, Orehov and Stepanov??? There are struggle officers! What is the "book on the book"???!!! to

Bun_shee

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10719
 04.10.2008
The case at the casino (from the words of the employee):
Earlier in the morning (or late at night), in the casino (hitting on the "and") quiet, I stand on the 2nd roulette, Mikheev inspector...

My uncle is playing with me and eating sandwiches.

Here he was shooting something, he grabbed all his remaining chips and let’s put it out on the field!!! The end of the back, his chips are over - he gets a piece of sausage and throws into number 6!!! Micheal is starting to crack!I quickly catch the sausage and throw it back on the plate... In this moment the ball falls!!! And of course number six!! to

The man begins to scream that we owe him 35 pieces of sausage!!! He holds me by the hand and pulls me over the table!!! Mikheev rushes over the wheel to save me, and I fly and think that I have a shirt too short for such acrobatic etudes!!! to


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10718
 04.10.2008
XXX is Blizzard!I came small from school, we start to do lessons... I get a penalty, and there is a tampax, yacht!!!!!Gritty, what a girlfriend gave him 😉
I have a good girlfriend)))))
The first class, Blind.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10717
 04.10.2008
24631 (saved 2008-10-01 at 18:55)
24424 (saved 2008-09-30 at 12:40)

24039 (saved 2008-09-29 at 06:25)
Fuck, I’m one idiot who turned the laser mouse up with my legs, and holding my thumb over the sensor I’m trying to get on +?? to

Oh you are fucking!! I was late to the universe because of you!!and (

You are Dalpaep.

The Forum Hole!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10716
 04.10.2008
SheAker (21:08:53 28/09/2008)
I am sitting there, jr.

SheAker (21:08:59 28/09/2008)
You have never seen the most intimate stories of Russian stars on www.porno-zvezd.ru

CheAker (21:09:17 28/09/2008)
Fuck it broke out. Not to you.

Finni (21:09:29 28/09/2008)
Home "The Old Spammer" (They are :

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №10715
 04.10.2008
by Dylan Goo:
Could we play the queen and the slave or vice versa? Who do you want to be? The queen only has to order (whatever wishes are even wicked) and who will you be? What to give?

Shorts but F shorts:
I’m a patric, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10714
 04.10.2008
The SN:
It was a wrong idea.
The SN:
This base in the work brakes and what would be faster to do I took my hectare of frame from the house and pulled it to work. The matter went faster, now I have 2 hectares of frame at work and one at home. I come home, I start the обливион (a toy like that) - tsuko, brakes. Nothing to do, no plans, decided to work. I wrote another piece, brought it to work in the morning, decided not to give up until evening and the whole day seemed to do what I wrote. Meanwhile, he ran to the Oblivion, gave up everything in the evening and gave more. I came home, the liver brakes, work is, worked. Here at work again I sit playing in the plywood until evening and I think the chat here is not so...
The SN:
I need to change again tonight.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10713
 04.10.2008
Fuck... How to get into a world where the teachers advise students how to play online games, where the wives cheer that the husbands on the compass are full of porn, where there are good and cheerful goops who serve beer, where the girls like the most outspoken dogs, who allow themselves to humiliate them and mother them in the aska, where the parents burn off??? How? →? to
Substances are not offered...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10712
 04.10.2008
So if I still remembered my password, can I find out what answer I had to the conrole question?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10711
 04.10.2008
The woman said at work:
The man threw a vacuum cleaner out of the yard and put the garbage near them. The vacuum cleaner was a worker, but they were not poor people - they bought a new one. The man sees such a matter, decided: give the car in the garage. The box of my mother's house stood and was somewhat busy. He released the box, went out into the courtyard, put a vacuum cleaner in it and drove it into the machine.
After an hour, they broke the glass and spurted the car -Mazda 6

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10710
 04.10.2008
Nex
I’m sitting in a tea bar for 120.

Min May
A harsh man

Nex
I forgot to go and I fell.

Min May
Andrucho is so rough that it prevents the tea with the nails.

Nex
The man comes in happily, buys a fuel filter on a BMW. He buys means and goes to the door...and then turns and asks...

Nex
Why do you have a nail in your tea?

Nex
I replied, well, who likes tea with lemon, and I am with a nail even more useful *ROFL*

Nex
He asked me what it was, and I said it was like a horse.

Nex
He said it clearly and ran out.

Nex
I would not be surprised if he would drink tea with nails before bed *ROFL*

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10709
 04.10.2008
A friend told me. And accordingly, his boss in America (a friend went there to work in the summer). The boss woke up after being drunk on the ship (the corporation was there, as I understood). I went on deck. The people ate the bride’s tea. Everyone was kidding. Well, the boss also automatically threw the tea that was in his hand. Alkazelzer tablets break the teaspoon. It was proven by the boss. He did not expect that, so he quickly screwed off the deck. But the others rattled over it. This is the story. Now I think we should check this story. Does it not break? and :)

min_shi

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №10708
 04.10.2008
Tagged: bu
See also: AAA
X: I am not afraid.
You may not be afraid, but I was afraid.
Ohhh... very much?
Wow, I’ll see...
A gram for 400.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10707
 04.10.2008
I look at the Star Gate, and there is such a dialogue between the American scientist (U) and the Russian captain (the girl by the way (D)) and all this happens in some headquarters in Moscow:
Q: Did you have breakfast?
A: I just gathered.
D: It means not. Well, there is a restaurant around the corner, there is the best salon in Moscow.

It is strange that instead of Russian soldiers there do not go brown bears with a bottle of vodka and ballayka and do not speak in the coding iso-8859-5.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №10706
 04.10.2008
Anarki: Do you know what is the most stupid thing about assembling Rubik’s Cube?
Anarchy: You can’t shut up.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10705
 04.10.2008
Today we are talking to the Negroes, tomorrow they are using our favour to fuck the monkeys, and after tomorrow what? The AIDS? and Timothy? Condoleezza Rice?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10704
 04.10.2008
Silent: And Andrew at his "Civik" aerography is going to do. He showed the drawing, shit! There is a polar sova in flight, beautiful.
Polarity is polar? This is what, on the clove "+", on the ass "-"?
Silent: Lena, you definitely e@nashed on your fismate... :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10703
 04.10.2008
Nowadays, a person with an open heart is the easiest to find.

The operating table.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10702
 04.10.2008
There was a woman living in our house, the owner of a black cat.

and Vasco. Once upon a time this woman was there for some personal circumstances.

I worked in a store in our own house.

Vaska was a free-loving cat, walked where he wanted, also went to the store.

Periodically, you will have to eat something delicious. and,

Naturally, when his mistress of the store resigned, Vasily did not visit.

and stopped. Whoever refuses to eat excessive snacks, the more the cat is at home.

Mostly only came overnight.

The employees of the store Vasku loved, always served delicious yes

and fresh. After a while, I began to pay attention to

Some strange things:

“Mash, I think Vaska has become a bit less.

It was bigger yesterday.

Something I do not understand.

The question was solved by the loader (probably in the shower a young naturalist):

Why do you call the cat Vasco?

It turned out that Vasily, as a true gentleman, sometimes invited his

The girlfriend went into the grocery with delicious and healthy food instead of him. And if s

The size of the women he did not guess (or for technical reasons

"one-size" could not find a girlfriend with him), then with fat fell into the

10 always: only coal-black, without any stains and

by Pet.

By the way, when the deceit is uncovered, I will still give the hearts to eat no food.

They stopped. They understood the situation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10701
 04.10.2008
And there were elections in 2012, and we had three presidents.

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