Ann> Hey, here was the news in the newspaper archive about how Palekh artists fake Holyus lacquer miniatures!
Deuce>> The material is called "The Paleohuaans cooled?"

I haven’t watched television for a long time, but I’ve seen it recently.
Everything has changed, pleased one consistency - porn on REN-TV at night is still going =D

Y: With Bob Marley it will all be bright.)
X: and Sid Viches singing on the violin. xD

Sheep don’t know how to swim because they don’t have a muscle that closes the anal hole, so they can just drown in such a tragic way.

People often do absolutely stupid things. For example, when he is thrown out of an airplane without a parachute, he knows that he will not fly like a bird, but still has his hands.

Web developer: fucking, i8 is out
Web developer: how bad it is ((((((

Smoking in the morning:

Do you want a brain trojan?
2 is well?
The evening bell... the bom, the bom... the evening bell, the bom bom.
2: What is the joke?
Now you will also sing all day.

Smoking in the evening:

2: Fuck, I’ve already gotten that foolish bell.
1: It is easy to cure, in fact. Just start singing "Boys and girls tuturu-tutu"...

XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
XXX: How is life?
Yyy: knocking the key
XXX: What is new?
Key: The New Key

>>something Chinese posted a picture in a popular Chinese social network with my server, placed so that it was loaded from my server, short as soon as he did, the server died, I did not immediately understand what happened )) it was fun.

>>What we have DDoS, the Chinese just have traffic...

On behalf of all the adequate Ukrainians, I congratulate all the adequate Russians on the small but beautiful victory over “House 2!”
I sincerely hope that this is the beginning of the end of this five-year hoax, on which the Russian people spent millions of rubles by voting via SMS.
Hurra the Borovs!
Fuck the shit of the pirates!

The next day after the concert, she invited me to teach her how to play guitar.
XXX I asked if I had a brother or a sister
She said she doesn’t have a guitar, but she can’t take it.

Two small children are playing in the sandstone, and here one beats the other with all the shoulder on the head, the child just rushes up, the mommy runs to him and then the second gives... completely calm and pissing with a serious voice:
Please remove your nervous child.

He is :
One poet considered his wife the Beautiful Lady, dedicated her poems and worshiped her, but did not sleep with her, because true love does not need it. She left him two years later.

She is :
Why did he not sleep? I should have slept.

He is :
Because true love doesn’t need it, at least most people think so.

She is :
Well, maybe true love doesn’t need it, and a normal grandmother needs it.

I wanted to buy a chinchilla.
2: well
1: but I thought the 16 GB flash would be better

Oh wow! From the news:
The Supreme Court has confirmed the ban on the display of a known television program during the daytime. Now to look for "builders of love" on TNT will only be possible from 11 p.m. to 4 p.m.

Thank you to everyone who fought!!! to

As the saying goes, who gets up early...
Yyyy: He doesn’t sleep overnight (

Let them come and see where I am sitting. The other guys.
Sanya: And what? I sit on a good chair :)
Tatjana: And your chair, by the way, is tyrannized from a foreign department. So from the accounting point of view, you are standing!
Sanya: O_o
Tatiana – Yes. You are cottage. And you hold the keyboard in your hands because your desk... well you understood.

from the topic "child misconceptions" in one of the groups:
I thought that when the lights in the cinema slowly turn off, they slowly pull the fork out of the socket.
- I thought that the thermometer heals from the temperature, and he does not cure pascuda!
- I was told that if you lie, from the poop the berry will grow... always looked around.
When I was a child, I said I had daddy’s breasts because they didn’t hang.
The controller was long aimed at the telescope, and every time after switching the channel thought that it was the most noticeable in the world!
- I thought that if you lie on the floor under the TV you can see the cowards of the ballerina!!!! to
- Classes up to 2 thought that the mineral is a crap!!!! to
I believed that the shoes and clothes were actually sent to me by Chuck Norris.

The biggest misconception of my childhood – I thought that being an adult was great.

I was working with my girlfriend Matan and after two hours of training suddenly asked.
Do you know how much a class with a trainer costs?
She says, “I will give you tomorrow.”

How to do it next?? to

SMS from the employee:
"Bone, my computer has turned off.It’s somehow because I turned it off..."
5 minutes later:
"...of the roof?"

I was even confused...