He witnessed a dialogue between two women coming out of the cafe:
G1 is out! Gaddafi was killed.
G2 – What to die!? to
G1 - Sorry for her.

The Friday evening. I sit at home. My grandfather’s birthday is like that. In the meantime, they are trying to break the banana (

My friend called, gave me the address, and I got to go. The young man walked around the area for half an hour until he saw a building called “Kindergarten No. 404”.
T_T

Have you tried to post the shit about vanilla and that with her!
Fuck them, fucking indifferent!

A colleague at work: A man, like a criminal case, does not start himself, he needs to be aroused.

The father was flying as a flight mechanic on a civil aviation plane and they had two special crews: one bird (Skvorcov, Voronov, Grachev) and the second consisted of aviators with the names of Gravilny, Grobovets and Scoropostizhny...After several months of flights the crew was decided to divide them on different cars, because it was really scary to fly with them.

The news:

Free Libya will live under strict Sharia laws.

She sent her husband and child to the jeans shop "Gloria"
Returned, rget: two sellers there at the box. One is named Eva Jokka, the other is Taia Fakova.
And I wondered where the foolish names of spammers all kinds of people that climb into friends come from...

I: Mom, listen, is this your Effenbachen living? I have all the flowers...
WOW, what another one! I have thrown it out twice.
I: Oh and what? Is he coming back?? to

Vladislav Tuhlenki: I will sell the tomb. B/O
Vladislav Tuhlenki: Preserved excellent

In the post:
Have you ever seen silver Scotch on sale? There are white and transparent. Here in American films is constantly used silver Scotch..."
Probably the choice in favor of the silver scotch fell out of aesthetic considerations :) Otherwise I imagine as in any movie Angelina Jolie glue her mouth with a transparent scotch and her puffy lips erotically float under it :)

iskL: Note: if you don't catch the phone, you decided to call your best friend from the husband's phone, and on the screen shines "Sergey Gennadyevich - Compy" - it's for divorce.

When you see what’s following you on the Google search bar, you forget what you were looking for :)

I went home yesterday and went through a drama. Theatre...
A 10-year-old girl travels with her mother. I hear from her the question - "mama and what is a drama. The Theatre? Are you playing the game?"
0_o...and we were also called a generation of dissidents...

After the return of our admin from the outgoing corporation:

The last thing I remember is playing bowling, throwing the ball out of my head!! to

Recently I have a habit of responding to unclear phrases - bla bla bla. I recently visited a friend. I got back and I got a message:
"You can rub your hands.
Alice (daughter) on my attempts to raise her answer me BLA BLA BLA!!!and "

The nuclear icebreaker "Soviet Union" will be restored by 2014.

Remove the first two words and quotes... as it sounds, a!

There will always be someone who will treat you the same way you once did to someone else.
Fuck me, someone is fucking =(

This is how you eat your own sausage, so you grind it deliciously, and here is a bowl of pearls! Can you fuck the bonus?
Action: Find a pearl in the dryer and collect a bracelet!A prize for the car!
A collar of broken teeth.

That year I dressed all the leopard and was a panther.
Bleat, was it only my brain that exploded from this phrase?