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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10700
 04.10.2008
Vadimka
The exorcist just stated "You are not entitled to perform this action"! I was so upset that I even remembered the machine uprising!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №10699
 04.10.2008
Andry is harsh. Ondry opens a bag of milk with a knife and closes it with a solder.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10698
 04.10.2008
She
I have a monthly.
She
I want sex.
He is
It was not necessary to tell (of the months).
She
No is
She
know it :)

It would be nothing if I did not know that this is my English predecessor.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №10697
 04.10.2008
versus (21:41:39 28/09/2008)
Do you want to use Linux?
JULY (21:41:52 28/09/2008)
What EET
versus (21:42:18 28/09/2008)
Windows type shit only once in 10 is unclear
JULY (21:43:51 28/09/2008)
I have Mozilla Firefox.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10696
 04.10.2008
[14:58:12] <Glory> throw as they will celebrate the year 2048 ;-)
[14:58:21] <Happy> especially programmers
[14:59:21] <prizrak> )
[14:59:35] <prizrak> and how they celebrated 1024!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10695
 04.10.2008
It would be crazy if women’s cheeks were mocking, too, when they want lust.
I don’t think it’s not fake.
If only I had a bad voice!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10694
 04.10.2008
xxx: listen and can I write cross-platform logs on.NET?
YYY : Of course. They will run on 5 platforms: Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows XP Professional, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2008, Windows Vista.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10693
 04.10.2008
Here’s what a fortune – five minutes struggled with keys, crackers and inappropriate keys for Photoshop. And after all this, when the program still managed to activate, the program issues "We thank you for the effort spent on activating this copy of the program".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №10692
 04.10.2008
Do you like the opera?
and no.
... Theatre?
and no.
... by Timothy?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10691
 04.10.2008
From the IRC channel:
<Pirate> Oleg! Who did you break my bicycle yesterday?! to
<Gromit> It’s all Dimon, I just watched him.
<Pirate> Yes right now! Why are there traces on your teeth?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10690
 04.10.2008
You had to pay for freelance work via the Internet. The boss gave me money and I went to deposit money on Yandex.Money! The device I used to use did not work. Next to it was another, new one.
First he asked me to enter my phone and register! I did everything! Then I clicked on Yandex.Money, entered a 10-significant number and pushed it all to a single thousand rubles that the boss gave me!
Five minutes later, I received a SMS on my phone. And now I have 30,000 rubles on my phone! Thanks for the new device! I can't pay for the phone for 3 years.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10689
 04.10.2008
If you want something special, call it Maia! He will remember you all his life!! It is :)
Don’t be so evil, baby.
You "Gandalf" did not want it!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10688
 04.10.2008
by Mega_ego
Fuck me, I am hell. Every day I go to myself at night, I walk with Motai. I walk past the rubbish around the house, I think — fucking, I wanted to throw those shoes out. I approach the garbage box, automatically remove my shoes and throw them in front of the amazed teens at the shop near the entrance, among whom there are legends about me.

I go fucking home. For a moment, we have +5 and recently it was snowing.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10687
 04.10.2008
XXX - I was in a fairy tale camp.
Which shift?
2nd and 3rd, what was it?
WOW first and second
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Wow what did you get?
You were in the second and the first, and I was in the second and third.
Wow, so did we see each other when I was in the second?!?! to
Is it okay??? 0 - O

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10686
 04.10.2008
Poco Loco: The process of sending quotes for consideration, where you need to enter two, as a rule, difficult to distinguish English words, by the idea was to scare away every bull and schoolchildren...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10685
 04.10.2008
I am delighted by our entrepreneurs.. standing at the station near the subway - next to the store with the proud name "EDA"! but the most interesting thing is that near the crowded slim students and translate the hungry look from the label to the products)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10684
 04.10.2008
by Mikhail Flenov:
PHP through the eyes of the hacker
Linux through the eyes of hackers
Computer through the eyes of a hacker
Delphi programming through the eyes of a hacker
Programming in C++ through the eyes of hackers

He has to do something with his eyes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10683
 04.10.2008
The apartment has 2 doors with 4 locks. But on the other hand, you can open up!)
¤by marble

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10682
 04.10.2008
The command line interface is not friendly for beginners.
by Wikipedia

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10681
 04.10.2008
You go on vacation and don’t go out. Not well!
Yamaneko: Hey, but whom did I eat with Iris today?

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