I was at the visit of my wife’s friends. The most intelligent people, educated, smart.
I went to the toilet to write and in the middle of the day suddenly, explosively strongly sneezed... The pressure was powerful and I poured everything around. But it is empty. I didn’t think I had such a liquid chair. I fucking wiped out the toilet and joked in my pants.
A short time spent in good company.

One group said:

I was driving to Fitzgerald. She told the story :)
of dedication. He has eaten.
I see a girl. The blonde smiles to me. I approached.
and salutation
Hi...
My name is Serena.
I am Olga Olegovna.
Where are you studying?
In other words, I teach you :)
O_O

- You look at some porn, there any slug gets such bodies that you involuntarily want to run to the JEC to write a job application.
Don’t act, this is social!

There are only four types of officers.
The first type is lazy and stupid officers. Leave them, they are not harmful.
The second type is smart and hardworking officers. They are excellent officers of the headquarters, the attention of which will not escape the smallest detail.
The third type is hard work. These people are dangerous and should be shot on the spot. They burden everyone with completely unnecessary work.
And finally, the last type is the clever fools. These people deserve the highest positions.

c) Manhattan

From the New Building Forum:
The naked man from the first floor. Finally hang the curtains 😉
I don’t like green, I like green.

You realize that you have grown up when you notice that all the cute girls in the transport are wearing engagement rings.

Nothing brings awakening in the morning like an unnoticed door...>_<

Rest in Egypt. The locals are poor, but speak Russian, and, as you dreamed, learn very quickly. I stand at the bar and order a whiskey. For the ease of communication, I tick my finger into the right bucket. The Barman:
Do you have that hood?
Having doubts, kiwi...local not ah how delicious, of course, but to be so. A tourist standing by the laugh explains. I ordered a cocktail yesterday, pointing to the bottles:
I have colas, here’s that hue, and here’s that fucking shit!

Husbands with experience live by day soul to soul, and by night ass to ass.

XXX from it!! My wife left me and my one-year-old child alone, ordering me not to wear diapers - let the skin breathe. And the child, while I crawled in the computer, went into the closet, picked up his wife's jewelry, including gold, scattered them on the floor and mocked them!!!! This is all about this mercantile shit!

Socialists have grown up.

The ideal guy. How I would like it to be a hero, like in books - tall, tall, strong. With long dark or light hair. With some incredible eyes of amazing color - amber, purple, red...
YYY: The Linux! His hair is long, his eyes are red, he pronounces incomprehensible words and commands demons. Good luck in anime!

She is: Hi! You promised to burn a cat, remember? When will you fulfill your promise?
Are you like a duck or a rabbit?
She said, “As a gift!
Is it in the foil? In your own juice?
What is a false? What Juice? Just take it in your hands and that’s it.
Will you burn yourself?
She said, “Why do you bite it?”! to
She is: give, fool, give!!!! to

The boss speaks on the phone, I only hear him, respectively:
- Hello, "name" please invite to the phone.
Are you sick?
Sorry, but what happened?
I got infected in the subway and went on maternity leave!? to
I sit down and dry coffee from the monitor.

In front of me on a pair sat a couple.They are sitting talking, not noticing anything.Behind them comes the teacher.Here the girl gives a nice blonde voice phrase:
I am white and puffy.
What Pride says:
And still beef!

Answer to:
And why have I never seen a dead pigeon in the plane of the one who died from old age, and not eaten by a cat or a rat...No, maybe the pigeons have their burial places, but hell take where they are?!?!? to

And this is because the pigeons from old age usually die where they live - on the lofts, where the bodies are fed by the rest of the pigeons.
The monitors who worked on the "dirty roofs" won’t lie.

Get up, let the man know the truth.

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According to the news agencies Interfax and UNIAN, today the mayor of Kiev Leonid Chernovetsky decided to remove the powers of the head of the capital. As the mayor himself said, he leaves because "the conscience is tormented". Tonight, in a dream, I saw God who said that I love myself and the Kievans more than him. Asked by journalists, how God looked in the dream of the mayor, Leonid Mikhailovich replied, "He was like all the Kiev grandmothers, but was black, and covered with wool, like my cat Yasha."

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and ROFL

whey (10:44:55 20/10/2009)
Fuck, he is mocking.

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XXX is
I am home

YYYY
I am a Cucumbra.

YYYY
and I am

She: Sweet, you love me
He is: No
She: And you don’t even want?
He is: No
She: Well, I sold your guild!
Q: What is QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ? to
and all your things from Persia
Tagged with: blade blade blade blade
She: Sold to your persian, so you have a chance to fix it!
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
She: This is the push my mother talked about with her husband!

I < 3 U!
- Well yes, iodine is less than three uraniums and what is longer?