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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10680
 04.10.2008
who did not sit on the dialap, who did not roll the file 4 meters in half an hour, who did not drink tea during the page loading (and drank it before the full load), that life has not seen!

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10679
 04.10.2008
Ameno: Musolim is the same as in school. Our teacher is obsessed...
Valkyrie: :D Throw the devil out of her.
Ameno: In what way? To be honest, I’m disgusted to look at her. The mimic of a mad man.
Valkyrie: “ROFL” What is her name?
Ameno: I do not know. I usually call it Sorry. and ROFL

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10678
 03.10.2008
xxx (13:36:20 2/10/2008)
A A A A A A A A A A A A. The whole office is in shock and dying of laughter at the same time. Moscow "by kindness of soul" sent us pastels called Havekka. What a fool has invented that name.
The worst thing we have to sell.
yyy (13:37:07 2/10/2008)
AAAA)
yyy (13:37:19 2/10/2008)
The gesture

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10677
 03.10.2008
Ramesses
The acquisition of a symbolic tincture immunizes the manifestation of a transcendent essence.
Undead →
No more mistakes in the window.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10676
 03.10.2008
The 1990s – Generation X.
This is the generation XD.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10675
 03.10.2008
Tagged with: gifts
Fuck you on the liver, what kind of people...
Let me fuck Michael Dudikov, fuck me.
Oh, let me be defending by Michael Bay, is it you?
Binisio del Toro's Shob is Broken
Let me fuck Jigarjan Vantuzom, I’m in Ahuya
XHHH: Yeah, the shob of the Jekianans fucked the Chaknorisa and fucked with the screams, I fuck
Yes in my mouth broken starter from ZAZ 968
XHHH: In the ass of me catfoto from big
In my ears are cats, in my ears are cats, you are lieto?
Oh my naked breath, take my ass out of gasprom shares, my friend!! to
No matter what I drilled, no matter what Pierre Richard dreamed at night, I knew you would come.
Shit it fucking. I can't even find how to answer.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10674
 03.10.2008
YYY (12:21:09 1/10/2008)
I am dying.

XXX (12:21:17 1/10/2008)
I die

XXX (12:21:22 1/10/2008)
Write correctly

XXX (12:21:30 1/10/2008)
You will die and you will die.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10673
 03.10.2008
Support for the 2x2 channel.
I support the quote:
"Schoolers naked from BASH!"-this is the real problem, fuck))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10672
 03.10.2008
Sniper
Remember such a shit as fsi-viewer?

Costly
What is this?

Sniper
Well, fucking... The prague that allows you to list e-books like ordinary paper books – the physics of turning pages there, lighting, sounding...

Costly
Aaa to! We tried to break the page there, pressed the LCM and pulled *CRAZY* and what?

Sniper
Imagine I just got it %))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10671
 03.10.2008
When the boss got out of vacation, I realized that this vacation was not just for him!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10670
 03.10.2008
T@NYUCK@
We sit down and drink coffee calmly. The senior seller looks into the office and with a command tone and pointing the finger: you are at the box office, you are at the loan. We look around, we turn to him and the choir: you are a fucker!
T@NYUCK@
We have lunch :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10669
 03.10.2008
Duke Solo is approaching.
Every ass has a reverse side.
Snail is burning! I wrote in a citation. :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10668
 03.10.2008
XXX: Nero 9 is out )))
YYY = O
YYY: What else is there? Has the meat machine been added?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10667
 03.10.2008
A resident of Zagreb managed to stay alive after a shot in the focus, catching the bullet with his toothprothesis. According to the lucky man, he only felt something hit his insert teeth, after which he simply spit out a hot metal. Police believe that the man was saved by the fact that the bullet first rejected his wife's skull.

(Xen_omsk )

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10666
 03.10.2008
Kowalski (12:43:38 1/10/2008)
What can I give to a 17-year-old boy?

Timon (12:43:45 1/10/2008)
18 year old girl

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10665
 03.10.2008
think: in our cinema in the middle of the movie session "Hitler's coat" died a retired man.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10664
 03.10.2008
Questions on mail sometimes kill.

"who pined the jewel, tell me what feelings and in truth the jewel flies?"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10663
 03.10.2008
The boss calls. You will be asked about the new project. I won’t take Vaseline. Let him be uncomfortable too.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10662
 03.10.2008
A year worked as a specialist in the customer service department, the business area of cars, smelled like a horse at times and here in one of the hellish evenings, the turn to me is seven people, there is no exchanger, on mail partners from banks and SK write a angry story of the type to correct-send-all-run, the mobile phone calls, the city phone is broken, I am in the pen already all, a partner from the sales department approaches - and tearfully asks on his mobile to advise his client on the loan.
I am in the shelter! Do not see?
I need very much!! Her name is Catherine!
Get the phone faster!
(Fast and without pause) Hello Catherine? Hi, what is your name?!! to
You know, I’d better call you later.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10661
 03.10.2008
added 2008-09-30 09:28
If you go to work and encounter strangers, you may be late.

Or, o miracle, go on time.

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