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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55392
 24.10.2011
And I sit, bowing my back to the heater and wrapped in a warm blanket, drink hot coffee with milk and think about NEM... about heating. I’m not vanilla, I’m frozen.

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55391
 24.10.2011
A month and a half ago, the court found Vladimir Makarov guilty of sexual assault on his daughter. 13 years of strict rule. There was two evidence. The first is the testimony of the laboratory practitioner, which could not be confirmed by repeated studies. The second is the conclusion of an expert on the phallopathy of the tails in the animals drawn by the daughter.

The aforementioned expert is named Leila Sokolova. She is a multi-faceted person - a child psychologist by profession, and by hobbies - a lesbian, sadist and gangster (bango is not related).

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55390
 24.10.2011
I didn’t have time to write that I was Estonian :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55389
 24.10.2011
Even the kids sleep very well. For example, me, a 7-year-old who fell asleep under a telecomm in the room, with a careful transfer of a caring parent into my bed, could only wake up a blow of the head or legs on the cradle, because the baby is growing fast, parents are not immediately aware.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №55388
 24.10.2011
He loves vanilla nuts, coffee, night, and gentu.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55387
 24.10.2011
From Google+

Which bird is best to have at home? The cage already exists.

and plush)
I do it from paper.
- To me already, as a second week, vortices sit on the window and look for a long time. No need for a cell ;)
- Not in the "birds" account, Carlson)))
We are all like birds here :)
Only Angry Birds doesn’t make it ?
Better a cat. and :)
- Goose, available and an adult costs 3,000, you feed the chickens, you sell. But the screams and they won’t stop.
Can you put a hamster in a cage? and :)
The hamsters also make nests from paper. And they can whisper if they are friends with the tone of their voice.
I would take Strauss. On it, you can even drive to work by bypassing traffic jams on the sidewalks.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55386
 24.10.2011
In the movie theater were given three chopsticks. Depp on the screen fucking supermodel, and I sauce.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55385
 24.10.2011
X: You read your posts written three years ago = a shame!!...
Y: you still find in the face correspondence with girls and read - shame you will jump out of the window

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55384
 24.10.2011
In Yandex.images I was looking for a diagram of circles of hell, and he gave me a map of Moscow and photos of the MKAD.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55383
 24.10.2011
X: Have you ever seen a silver scotch on sale? There are white and transparent. In American films, silver scotch is constantly used.
yyy: It’s probably the only scotch roll and it’s been constantly filmed for 20 years. I fear that soon in the news will appear the message of the death of the famous roll, and weep it will all the mouths, which he grabbed: under the mourning march will be shown a video with frames from films

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55382
 24.10.2011
Review of Diablo 3 Trailer:
xxx:Our lecturer in Latin, every lecture calls for such a trick.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55381
 24.10.2011
From Twitter:
Kas_Alex
Crossing the grinds. The most delighted cat - no one has played with her so long.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55380
 24.10.2011

xxx: In the camp, I remember, they walked through the night forest (type march, fireworks and all that) and sang the "Cursed Old House," it was terrible))

WOW: It’s awful, it’s when at three o’clock in the night you’re in the ‘Cursed Old House’ with friends all over the throat – and here, out of the corner, the menta bowl comes out.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55379
 24.10.2011
XHH: 7Y 90L6036

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The player is entertained by the moderator. Based on: MA7

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55378
 24.10.2011
From the Advertising Board:
B: I will buy the world. and cheap.
A: Contact the Creator directly. You may be able to agree on creating a new world on an individual order. And buying such an old b/u world is not profitable.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55377
 24.10.2011
XX: Why do you hurt the goose? He’s a great rapper, first get what he’s achieved and then fuck out! No one listened to him, he had problems with drugs, but he did not give up, continued to write and filled respect.
YYY: And then he died.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55376
 24.10.2011
An intelligent person will never say "bossack". He will tell "what passage".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55375
 24.10.2011
Fuck it was yesterday.
Yyy: What is it?
Xxx: I used to have my puppy on my desk, and today I put a saw clown on the full screen.
You may not continue :D
Xxx: So here, I come tired at 12 I turn on the computer...

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55374
 24.10.2011
XXX: The Earth and the Air. In one dish is mixed: Baltica No. 9, cheap wine, port wine, vodka (minimum mass share) and Coca-Cola. The resulting drink must be poured into a plastic cup, consumed and counted to ten. At the “10” account there is a misleading effect. Let us try? ^ ^ ^
I am not drinking cola.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55373
 24.10.2011
Sasha, you are a normal person. You do not suffer from sclerosis, the vision is perfect. Every day you drive to the center at the same time on the same transportation. So how? How did you get on the wrong bus?? to
alt-f4: Hey, distance, if you wrote the code at midnight, the 3rd bus would confuse with the 11th >:\

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