Father told the story) he studied in the distant 81st year in the seawalk!Well, they had a guy there, who at all the exams was unrealistically angry with teachers and, naturally, then teachers woefully ripped all the students who passed after him...in general, the guys agreed with him that he would answer the last! Exam (on which a serious commission was to sit) on what the opposite subject in which no one joked... well, the teacher understood the situation, in advance told the guys to learn one ticket,and showed where whose ticket would lie! well and here before the exam, my father hit the line and went to smoke... here this guy, whose teacher so loved, sharply entered the audience instead of my father... approached the table, pulled out the ticket and issued a brilliant phrase before the teacher and the commission "heye, sorry, this is not my ticket..."))) in the commission eyes on the lob, slowly slipped under the table, the students immediately began to prepare for the transfer...

News from the tape:

Russia allowed to fight pirates in Somalia

01.10 15:12 Somalia recognizes Abkhazia and South Ossetia

I am afraid :D

Wenda like a ass filled with super glue, the function to insert eat, and not to remove, only to cut...

C friends compete who will gather the most spammers in the Aske (we add them to a separate group)

Yeshiki (12:20:59 1/10/2008)
I shrink...
Spammers suspect something.
Just one of them removed myself from my list, but I added it again :)

The Grandmother's Channel in Mirka
Girls, what is the most insensitive part of the penis?
YYY: The Man

Do you hold the mouse in your left hand? It looks like right...
When I sat by the computer, I was forever placed in front of a plate of manna meat. so the mouse was taken in the left hand, and in the right - a spoon, and the manna cough was quickly sent to the fortress without breaking away from the gamanium))))
You just broke my last hope that you were normal when you were a child.

You can’t make Friday Tuesday because Wednesday is not Saturday.

Small Dollars
Don’t fuck me, I’m a vulnerable child and I can fuck you.

and Lesch:
Did you know that the only way to make yourself crazy is to steer your finger on the upper neck?

by Glotar:
Fuck the shit...
No, of course I was expecting a defining thought.
But to so
without "Hello", and right into the heart of being...

In our matana everybody wants to sleep forever, which is why we called the teaching - Morpheus...

Different announcements, schedules and just inscriptions inside the universe become 5 times more interesting, if there is only 1.5 hours left to the couple.

Here in the dark elves, the breasts are so big, and the light slugs in the ears have grown.

It’s hard to tell a person the truth, especially if you owe it to him.

For those who don’t know, there are presidential elections in the United States.

And there is such a “teti” – the vice-president candidate Sarah Palin.



Listening to the radio, the commander asks the question - "How do you think it has

Mrs. Palin required training to successfully perform the duties

The President" Answer with a familiar voice - "Well, very often women

It’s hard to do some things for the first time. However, if they are well

If the process is explained, then the result can be quite satisfactory". and

There is some hiccups in the studio.



Well, I go on and here it comes to me – it’s all said by Bill’s voice.

and Clinton!

A drunk firefighter fell from a 40-metre fire ladder, but remained

Not injured! He was saved by the fact that he only managed to get up on the second.

The staircase.

http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

Ev: Well you know how it happens you take the quest and you have another one, say here nearby, did you look up to the lvl talk.

MicrObtic: Yesterday I went for my daughter to the garden, the little ones are playing catwalks. There is a very attractive young mother in front of me. suddenly from the group of babies separates one and runs toward this mommy with a scream: "Tits, breasts" (I quietly start to get old from the "development" of the baby). and here he ends the phrase: "I am in the Peledi". and ZANAVES.

Shiko
I meet Chloe in the universe. He is buoy in wood. Where do you come from and where are you so beautiful? grit: drunk all night right into the universe did not sleep a night I went on a mat modeling to take a model of calculating the necessary number of computer bosses to call Satan in order to complete annihilation of mankind))

The xxx:
Take care, I’m getting down now.
See also "Nature":

someone has a list of files
sounds of nature

Deep in the Woods.mp3
Songs of Birds.mp3
The Rain of the Forest.mp3
(04) The Horse of Frogs.mp3
Evening Carpenters and Wolves.mp3
(06) Theatre.mp3
Midnight in the Forest.mp3
The Funny Dolphins.mp3
A Day in the Forest.mp3
The Forest.mp3
Only the wind knows how I loved you.mp3
The childhood.mp3
A place to go.mp3
Birds of the Sea.mp3
This is a great song.mp3
The Ocean.mp3

YYYY
and)))

XXX is
Is something going out of the subject... or did I think...?

No, you’re not going to go...
I am a guy in general.
You’ve gotten your nick:
Anita: I was joking.
You’ve made your jokes: