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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72453
 02.11.2012
xxx: fucking my subordinate asked out of work earlier.. to the Tretyakov gallery.. xxx: could not refuse :D

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72452
 02.11.2012
XXX: And in the park, it is quiet, quiet, and dark
YYY: It is dark...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And all the people with wheelchairs.
YYY: hard-working people hopelessly carry their cheerless wheelchairs into the dark depths of the dark park under black clouds that overshadowed the tragic sky of despair.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №72451
 02.11.2012
There is no concept of “people” for power. There is the term “taxpayer”.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №72450
 02.11.2012
In 1960, the Olympic champion in the marathon completely unexpectedly became the unknown Ethiopian Abebe Bekila. He, the only runner, crossed the distance barefoot. Commentators and specialists considered this a decisive factor in Beckyla's victory - he said, he did not drag on an extra load in the form of shoes.
For this reason, at the next Olympic Games, the majority of marathoners started barefoot, but Beckyla won again - but already in shoes.
And at the previous Olympics, as it later turned out, he performed without a special running shoe simply because the poor Ethiopian had no money for it.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №72449
 02.11.2012
Here’s why our state is Africa’s next $40 billion debt. dollar can forgive, and my tax debt of 40 kopecks - no?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72448
 02.11.2012
Pregnancy occurs in several stages. Alpha version - there is no abdomen, but there are a lot of bugs: nausea, dizziness, etc. The beta version is characterized by the appearance of abdominal and fixed alpha version bugs. There is pre-release preparation and release. Release is best conducted in a well-known and established company.
And after the release, there is a lot of production process as a technical support for the project.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №72447
 02.11.2012
Conversation with Father (O) He is behind the compass. I just came from work too.
I stand behind his back.

O – What do I need?
My father’s attention is lacking.
Oh, shit what...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72446
 02.11.2012

I sit, I code no one, here the sleeping neighbor gives...
I am a shit.
Oh shit, are you sleeping?
- Yes
and real?
- Yes
He is really sleeping!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72445
 02.11.2012
- If Kalashnikov did not understand in weapons, but in online games, then Allody Online would be the greatest game in human history :)
Thus e. Would allodes be cheap, undisputed, and the whole of Africa would play in them?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72444
 02.11.2012
<x> January report
<x>October*
<yy> a new month introduced? and :)
<x> if October then it is rather March renamed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72443
 02.11.2012
I took a friend’s ride in the NFS on a compass to pursue.
Driving for a couple of days was fun. I think I’m running a driving simulator.
Description of a link on one of the torrents (literally):

The driving simulator. The virtual driver.
Translation: Only in Russian.
Genre: The educational program.
Developer: No matter (men some) O_o

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72442
 02.11.2012
I am crap as I am not sleeping. I have a catastrophic lack of sleep. I work and I want to sleep. I eat and I want to sleep. I sleep and I want to sleep!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №72441
 02.11.2012
From the description of the private viewing function:
When you’re online, Firefox stores a lot of information to help you: which websites you’ve visited, what files you’ve downloaded, and more. However, at some point, you may not want other users of your computer to see this information. For example, if you are going to buy a birthday present.

It is a gift :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72440
 02.11.2012
Discussion of what Win8 hanged on the presentation:
...
1 of VU. and 98.
2nd Tradition, continuity and everything in that spirit.
Three Nevertheless, only the sky is winner.
It has been hanging for centuries...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72439
 02.11.2012
neo: and I know now when 2 strips is great
The Chevrolet Camaro

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №72438
 02.11.2012
Gmail just pleased me so much!
I am sending a letter, the information window pops up "Dear, in the letter there is a phrase "see. the application", and the file you attached forgot. Do we send it as it is?"
Thank you brothers and sisters))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72437
 02.11.2012
XX: Tell me something about yourself.
YYY: I am an idiot. Is this a complete characteristic of my personality?
The idiots can’t talk.
YYY: And I am an idiot. I am different in intelligence and wisdom.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72436
 01.11.2012
A> liha, the question of the sink
In accounting, we have a strange glucose, there is an extract No. 21 from February 8, 2005, it periodically disappears, and they are filling it because of it. Documents must be kept for 5 years.
Could your programmers tell you?
B> is now in 2012. She is self-destructing.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72435
 01.11.2012
Are you still in Kiev?
Yyy: Yes, a very cheap city, you didn’t have to eat at the McDake of Nizhny Novgorod, but buy an apartment here for that money.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72434
 01.11.2012
At the neighboring table, the employee was lucky at the stall, he had a peak ax, a worm ax, a drum ax and two crucifix axes. Destroyed the whole office.

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