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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119813
 24.10.2015
We are changing borders all over Moscow.
In the brushes?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119812
 24.10.2015


from ZH:

I drove ten minutes behind a Toyota, which was driving a huge seven-trailer. The road was single-band, overtaking was prohibited, we were driving at a speed of 30 km / h.
Toyota tried all the time to find the trap and overtake the truck.
Finally, the trailer turned and we were able to accelerate.
Suddenly, the Toyota turned and overtook a non-existent car on the opposite lane.
At the 101 km stop, I parked to buy a cigarette. Next to Toyota. From her came an imposing man in a jacket and a tie.
"What was it?" I asked him.
“You always have to fulfill your wishes, even if it’s too late,” he said with a strong English accent and smiled.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119811
 24.10.2015
This is the logic of men:

First give some dogs, and then divide spatial reflections here...

Logic is not male or female; it either exists or does not exist. The point.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119810
 24.10.2015
I am very human.
xxh: for example, when I give a frog or a ants, I try to immediately wipe it into dust to exclude the possibility that it is still alive and suffering (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119809
 24.10.2015
There are such lighthouses: they not only show the green man, but also feed when it is green. for the blind.
The second time I see, a drizzle sits next to him, and feeds. It also imitates. It imitates well, it seems.
Only on the light is red.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119808
 23.10.2015
I controlled the clock!! to
You just replaced the battery in them, even though... what do you say with the clocks?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №119807
 23.10.2015
The mail questions:

I bought an unwashable mark (so they said) and painted my face! And then what a shit! What is it then that he is unfaithful?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №119806
 23.10.2015
With age, coffee becomes more attractive.
Bitter, burning taste is desirable
Older women are perceived as a good tincture
And the fuckingness of people, their unique interests are not ugliness, but individuality.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119805
 23.10.2015
Two drinks, or not two drinks: that’s the question
yyy: translate let’s... I taught German)
Two drinks or not two drinks: that is the question
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119804
 23.10.2015
A bit of shit, Cheese.
The churches were crushed in the 30-60s and reduced their number by a hundred times.
Sometimes people want to put a candle.
You have eaten. Maybe at McDonald’s.
Or you must definitely have a baby to chew hamburgers on paperti.
............
Go on, Cheesecake!
They sat in the park. In the park, Carl
And peace will reign in the world only when the last church falls on the head of the last pop.
Only the church that burns gives light. The pope will be forgiven forty sins.
By the way, putting a candle is a pagan ritual, a sacrifice to the fire, you know, right?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119803
 23.10.2015
Conversation between the chief(s) and the subordinate(s) by phone:
N is Hi! Can you talk?
P is no. I am at a meeting.
O O O O O O! Has it already begun?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119802
 23.10.2015
X: You’re mad about what I’ve said. So is it?
YYY : No. It is not true.
YYY: I’m just kidding at what nonsense you’re doing. Not just now. Always is.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119801
 23.10.2015
Reading Olympics in First Class:
In the story "First Night Tarrant" what war is the case:
The Civil
The star
The Second World

I had to tell you what a star is and download a movie.
The school teaches something, I think.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119800
 23.10.2015
When you drink, you must know that your way lies through three villages:
Small little ones
Average Bucharest
The legendary big shit.

Where to stay for a night: depends on the desire and experience

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №119799
 23.10.2015
XXX: Please apply to them - they no longer had the right to request photocopies of passports and documents for the apartment.
yyy: I feel silly that the organization to complain about is also working until 17:00, there is a turn and you need to provide a copy of the passport.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №119798
 23.10.2015
O-Shi-Na
Something remembered when she came to Vyborg for the first time in her life, and there, on the eve of the night, Lenin was beaten in the head by splashes. And so I liked Lenin with this improvised Iroquois, that I think in vain he did not wear it during his lifetime...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №119797
 23.10.2015
xxx: Why does Google show websites about porn?
YYY removed you from your contacts

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №119796
 23.10.2015
xxx: Do you remember the girl from the group who wrote the tags in the notebook?
xxx: It saves the file by clicking the file->save (file->save) after every line of xxx entered: After every line, Karl!
xxx: And then opens a new tab with the site to see the result...
xxx: It loads 20 tabs, then when it becomes a lot, it just closes the browser.
When there is F5, Karl!
XXX: A guy next to her, measured retreats in the X-line
XXX: The ambulance, the dog!
YYY: Did you go there to be the smartest of the idiots?
Okay, they are not idiots.
They are just confident PC users.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119795
 23.10.2015
Mary is
I went into your mother’s files in the hope of finding installers. I see the folder "wood". Educated that you do not have to look for drivers, I open...and there is a photo of wood...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №119794
 23.10.2015
I love my office.
In the spring, admin was fired. Why not know. But we could not find a new one with such demands and for such a salary. They go with poker. We can do without admin.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh as what will crash, chase in the server slugger, say, go restart something or find somewhere
HH: And what am I? I like to press the buttons :) All these servers so fascinatingly blink and thumb, m XD

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