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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10640
 03.10.2008
<Voron> The main thing is that the administrators of the Rapidshars do not crack, what is for them "Speed Limit", for Krasnoyarsk - Excellent 512 :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10639
 03.10.2008
Here you say that toys such as an ambulance and an ambulance buried a person. Stalker needs a prize.
Comrade after playing the stalker engaged in wrestling, aikido, shooting. I hit the computer at all. I found the girl by removing her from the hoops. Now the truth is speaking to him fast. It is now running with ours "Debt". All in all so.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10638
 03.10.2008
Please go and buy a t-shirt today!
YYY Why?
Will you meet my parents tomorrow?
YY how much?
XXX for 3 weeks.
Fuck it...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10637
 03.10.2008
I encountered an advertisement for the sale of a pygmy, I was interested in one line:
"Course at home"
In the shells:
"required time 2-3 hours without the use of violence"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10636
 03.10.2008
I watched this picture: a young man explained something to his glamorous girl...he saw that it was meaningless and said: “Look at yourself! Your hair is grown! Your eyebrows are fake! You have artificial nails, you even have an artificial brain!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10635
 03.10.2008
The little
My sister (she is 7 years old and she is in the first class), at the music class, they ask what her favorite song, she answers Arigami-without extra words, the teacher asked to sing, she sang, now the school parents call:-D

The little
This is my gift.

Scratch
and ROFL

The little
Rome is not allowed.

Scratch
and ROFL

The little
She went on a trolleybus yesterday, singing shit, I was ashamed.

Scratch
Did you sing Growling?

The little
Yes Yes

The little
The most interesting thing is that it doesn’t get bad.


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10634
 03.10.2008
Husband burned: I went to the ultrasound, admired the baby. When I got home, my husband removed all the porn.)
I long questioned what he was, and I got the answer: "Well, all - family life began" (nearly celebrated the second anniversary of the wedding).
Half an hour passes, I go into the room - the husband is trying to restore the data from the screw.
I think 😉

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10633
 03.10.2008
Katano
What is Black Earth?

Katano
What is this from Tolkien?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10632
 02.10.2008
XXX - Daphne
YYY - Driving
XXX- shake, I went to the service center of the biline, I ask the type that I have the bilinean inet works badly?
YYY – and...
XXX - defacka - consultant grit, - I don't know, we ourselves sit on the megaphone)
YYY - ppc, that if you entered the service of the car and asked, like that I have a vase bad to ride, and they replied, we are on volvo.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10631
 02.10.2008
We have almost no garbage containers in the country, so all the garbage is usually thrown into the forest. Well, here is about one formed landfill good people hanged the transport:
“Hello the fool,
Thanks for the rubbish.
Your family is cursed.
for 7 generations.
Send greetings to the family.
Drawing"


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10630
 02.10.2008
A friend in ASA writes:
I have a firefox cat here.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10629
 02.10.2008
FAQ: We build a house, invited an electrician to keep the light (in the evening). He comes the next day, asking why you didn’t come yesterday. The answer was genius.
Alex: I came yesterday night. your house lights didn’t burn and I thought there was no one at home and left.
FAQ: O_O SCHUK the N*H called!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10628
 02.10.2008
Lectures in Physics:

Imagine that a barrel has passed in front of your eyes...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10627
 02.10.2008
by Margo (
Like fragments as children?
Trawl
The children are still sitting in the eggs.
by Margo (
Be a true patriot of the country, release them to the world!
Trawl
Believe me, if I let them out, it will not affect the demography of the country in any way.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10626
 02.10.2008
xxx: I have a sticker hanging in front of my nose with the inscription "Do not eat"
Tagged: inventive
some time later
YYY: What are you doing?
Eat sandwiches
How about the sticker?
I am a rebel.

c) Abiotic

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10625
 02.10.2008
Spammers have stopped writing to us about enlarge waur renis...

You see, we understood that the screw that we are putting on the job just has no place to increase.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10624
 02.10.2008
At one of the busiest crossroads of the city, a grandmother and a cat crossed the road on a red light.))) Witnesses were sick for the cat.
And they also say that people went angry and senseless... They just know how to assess the chances of survival...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10623
 02.10.2008
From the Student Forum:

XHH: We’re discussing the lectures here, and they’ve got their forum where they’re discussing us. The type of this group is shit, they need to go on, and if you do not explain something, you will ask questions. And this group is discharged, you can be late to them for half a couple and sleep at the seminar.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10622
 02.10.2008
Even a little, a teaspoon is already good!
Especially a full pot!and "
Slogan of funds

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10621
 02.10.2008
And I associate the word "Ranetky" with the synonym of "Young Prostitutes"?

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