- I heard that now the MVD will not just fight corruption,
He declares war on her. I don’t understand what the difference is.
How is it! In the war, trophies are reserved for themselves.

Here is this:
I’m still calm, but today...
In the supermarket came to me an upset old lady and with tears in her eyes asked to buy her bread and milk, the cheapest, because she has no money - everything went for medicines... I could not pass by, bought. There is nothing heroic in this, I am not writing to boast. Dear comrades deputies, ministers, businessmen, officials of all levels and other servants of the people! These old men shed blood for us in the war, they worked in factories, they wrecked in camps, they pushed their backs on all-Union buildings, so that you, the people, can now heat your bow twice a year in the Canaries and the Maldives. And now they must, ashamed of their poverty, ask for food! Go all naked, shit! Let the bears fuck you!

And there will be no joke, because it is not funny anyway... it is scary! People support me!
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+1 I hope more
On the lists of united Russia will soon start hanging on the lanterns

XXX: My mom got it. Do you want me to buy you condoms?
Yyy: Well and what?
Damn, I want the XBOX!!! to

She Online
Status: You didn’t give me French spirits, but you gave me a bunch of poems, but I don’t mind your poems, the spirits are BETTER.
The Funny Status)
You sucked so much, despise the poems, you smelled cooler and cooler, but I am not a dog - to smell, soul, in my opinion - better.
ONA: if this is an expromt, then the rating is 5 points ))
and yes))

The Iron News.
Seagate engineers have developed an infinite capacity HDD. Currently, they are solving the problem of its formatting.

Here is this:

Andrei: Listen, Sanya, tell me as a lawyer, if my parents give me an apartment after the wedding, will my wife be able to claim it in case of divorce?
If after the wedding, then yes - as a jointly lived, if before the wedding, then no.
And then ha! Lenka is stupid! She told my ancestors that she would not marry me until they gave me the apartment. and :)
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What kind of lawyers we have in our country, then complain that they don’t get a job. Who gave you diplomas?
Remember ladies and gentlemen! In marriage, all jointly acquired property shall be divided in half, excluding inheritance, gifts and things of personal use. That is, based on the above situation when giving an apartment in any case before marriage or after marriage, the spouse will not have any rights to it.

Bring to the top what people should know, it needs to know! And then you will believe every hernia and lawyers unworked.

Torts like shorts.
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Thanks to you, good man! For 10 years I could not remember it.

Today I called a taxi, I left the house, I approached the car and the taxi driver played opera music. Serious such, high quality. Sitting down, the driver smoothly turns off the opera, removes the disk (a good audio-sidy, not a compressed mp3) and puts the flash. Includes a quick-chanson and goes. O_O
By chance, I discovered the secret of all the taxi drivers. When no one is there, they listen to classical and opera music, read philosophical treatises and compose poems.
Something is unclean here.

I liked the professionalism of one office, a man sitting behind two monitors, grown and bearded 35-40 years old covered with books with the inscription Linux..Core..bla.bla. He is also not a young man:
The first (in a child’s voice): Do you?! to
The second: NO (rendering the disc)

xxx: A acquaintance decided to open a flower salon "Trava".
WOW: What are you? and :)
xxx: He proposed to open a number of cafes "Plyuki", the interior studio "Plan" and the bowling center "Roads".

alex_mashin: We live in a unique era when most social media users are still alive. It will not continue forever: the day will come when the Living Journal will look like a cemetery, and it will have to be renamed the Dead.

to this:

I tried the focus with the lighthouse in the bathroom in the mirror. That’s what fishing is. (And I will put the floor on the first night or at five in the morning). All logical arguments are broken down into the simple human "extremely foolish!".
He stood in front of the mirror. I wait. Here are those 5 minutes (well about that, because HZ for how long there stood) in the head persistently came the footage from the movie Konstantin, when Reeves on the street guides the lighthouse and suddenly sees a crowd of all kinds of guys. The fucking Hollywood.
I whispered the light bulb. Honestly, the first moment of shock is just a swallow! Because if you scratch at the level of the chest, the light from the spark falls from the bottom up and the game of light and shadow creates a real devil in the place of the face. The second effect: because the light is the only light source, playing from side to side, your shadow (like the shadow of the curtain from the bath that hanged behind me) begins to blink behind your back, adding to your face a very fucking hellish entourage.
Generally speaking, fuck him!

thank you!! to

The xxx:
I met a stripper yesterday.

The xxx:
She swallows, smells, smells, smokes, matures heavily, fucking with adult men, she has two tattoos, piercing in the tongue, bisexual... well, she works as a stripper, of course.

The xxx:
I think she is the girl of my dreams.

The xxx:
She is 20 years old and she is so innocent.

XXX: I still eat that stuff that looks at me so complainingly

Questions on Google.

How to photograph correctly?
Tagged: sober

You will not argue.

to this:
I’ve always wondered why children’s blankets are square. Do not know?
Probably because the kids are small.
xxx and?
And the square!
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It was more convenient to use the Convertible.

Want to comment on the quote? Wait 10 seconds, it passes quickly and no one will see another shit in the abyss. thank you.

comments under the photo, with a cute girl on the strip:

I am a ballet! :)

A: you made a mistake in the word "drop"...

XXX is
Opera is dependent.
YYYY
Go to Ballet

XXX: By the way
XXX: What do those who graduate from the Faculty of Philosophy do?
yyy: live in barrels and talk about black = white