XXX: The female logic, you say, is the most extraordinary?! I had a tough day, I went home and immediately took a shower. I go out naked such a whole, evaporated, relaxed and think:"not naked, naked around the house to crawl!" I went wearing a SNSY and immediately, like Christ behind the sinus!!!!))

Even the most super-strong helmet does not save from a stroke of urine in the head.

The missing hole.
Much has been written about the epic in the 30s of the last century on the Northern Sea Route on the steam ship "Cheluskin" Schmidt and the company, but there were even more of a variety of "apocryphs", for various reasons not included in the main documents. Here is one of those stories.
After the steam boat sank in the ice, and before the crew with its family members (traveling to the North, as if on a cruise on the Titanic) began to be slowly carried out by the aircraft, it was to cross five hundred verts on ice, frostbite and eternal frostbite on dogs. The thing went slowly, and the sacrifice began to be lacking – and the dogs too. To one of the night slopes arrived completely exhausted, and here, to the general horror, it turned out that some of the sandwiches fell somewhere in the darkness and purge most of the provisions!
Not much more - during the expedition on "Cheluskin" a girl was born, who was named Karina (the case was in the Karsk Sea), and here a sleepy and excessively tired mother released her out of her hands. But, despite the mother's hesitation, looking for the girl did not start: the darkness, the purge hits off her feet, the traces immediately disappeared.
They began to think about something completely different: from what, and more precisely, who, to cook the bread.
Go to Cairo. He understood the inexorability of the situation and agreed to donate one of his roots—these were larger specimens than ordinary riding likes. The younger name was Choc and the older Hamit. Kaur weighed all "for" and stopped at the last - the one has already lived. The snack decided to cook in the morning to gather strength in front of the road.
In the night, the Kaur awoke from a silent child's cry: Hamit stood next to him and held in his teeth a whispering, but perfectly alive and unfreezing Karina.
The dog carried it so carefully that the girl did not dispel (Karina is alive until now). But that’s not all – Hamit on his own ribbon stumbled his lost supplies.
A real celebration began. Not only took part in it the native Hamit, who went somewhere in the night: he guessed that people wanted to eat him, and no longer believed in the gratitude of the two-legged.

In love it is like on a motorcycle: the third one is either superfluous or in a wheelchair.

xxx: the magnet will spam with its discounted, creative leaflets
xxx: first there was a picture with the blanks in the forest and the signature "don't scratch", scratch with the snakes and "don't sleep";
I wonder if I have rabbits or not.

Tomorrow is Donor Day:
How is plasma different from blood?
Plasma can be shot.

My clove is a barrel, there are many tiny pieces in it.

Dialogues of administrative sites on a federal scale
A few years ago, I thought Canada was the United States.
- I recently wrote a pencil, for a long time I could not remember how the title letter "B" is written;

HH: There was one more.
The trio, grit, does not work. Asked for help
Oh well, I came, and what I see: the fork from the triangle is stuck in the same triangle.
At my attempts to convince her that it is not necessary to do so and that it should not be so, she looked at me as an idiot and said, "Why are you shaking my head? Why is he still? If you don’t reach the cable, put it next to you and..."
HH: It was such a nonsense that I can’t remember it anymore.
She was fired in a week.

I thought that if I said that I was a lazy man and a bad person in general, they would not understand me. So I said I didn’t have time.

You want to talk to a girl who doesn’t respond to you in contact – remove her from friends.

My husband and I had a rejection.
WOW: What is it?
We did not see each other for almost a month, then on business trips, then the parents had. The meeting decided to mark, arranging a game of a strict teacher and a disgraceful schoolgirl. You know, I have one more. I approached the question thoughtfully, Nastya bought a schoolgirl's sex outfit, I dug up a suit and a tie, and carefully composed a math checklist. Focus on logarithms and derivatives.
WOW : and?
xxxh: the script was - the type she did not handle the task, well, asking for a fifth. Instead, we solved these damn logarithms until 4 a.m. because, as it turned out, we forgot the school program entirely. decided and went to sleep...
You are stupid.

Why do you hide your thoughts? It is difficult to communicate with you.
yyy: - The rocks are jumping on the horses between the siren square stars. Shoot them with water. Is it easier?

He made the cats a ladder in the fortress, so that they could suck the nausea, and lived at home. So these fucking people live on the street, and fucking come into the house. and ((

XXX is
This is German computer virus!!! to
YYY
They offer not to download porn, but to become a participant?

C. JSeveral readers wrote to me that they liked the intrigue.
C. JI didn’t know there was an intrigue in my porn story!

Why does my phone see.jpg but does not see.JPG?
He doesn’t like when he’s on him.

X: Did you not get your shoes in the flight?
YYY: I remember once there was a heck on the flight Moscow-Paris, when the stewardess distributed to the passengers... white boots. One of the passengers asked her, was it just so, or with meaning?
The poor stewardess. You would see her confusion among the rest of the passengers.

I have menstrual periods, my stomach hurts, I cannot walk.
WOW: In the sense...
Have you eaten something wrong?

xxx: this fool has caught a cat and when that thing is burning on him "your mother is a walking cat", given that the breed of a cat can not even be determined approximately, he is most likely still right