Telephone call
Client: - I call you to schedule a meeting with the manager. I will come from 16:00 to 16:30 tomorrow to meet with the head of your department.
I: - The manager will not be there tomorrow, he will only start from Monday.
Client: This is how...
I: - The manager will be only from Monday. To schedule you a meeting with the manager next week, I need the car data and your data, or F.I.O. The car is yours, because the car is not yours.
Client: I do not remember the data. The car I gave, you poorly served it, I will discuss it not with you, and the state number I will not tell you, I do not remember it, and no matter who the car is designed for, it is my gift.
You that girl think that you will get through your conversation and I will know. I’ll come tomorrow at 4 p.m. and talk to the manager, and we’ll see who’s picking up!

Pi Pi Pi... No comments.

A fool did not give up his grandmother’s place.
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Grandmothers polently ask to give up their seats, rather than start a conversation with humility. The creature described in the source is a metrobab. Their belonging to the human race is still controversial.

I know little about the capital parks, there are few churches, and there are no angry aunts at all.

Star, baby, don’t worry about it. There is a park in Dynamo. with the church. The parishioners of which just dismissed (and very furiously) the celebration of one radio station. You can see them loudly. Everything was disturbed. For those who do not know: from them to the building of the radio - at least two roads, with a fairly dense flow of cars, because the metro is digged in a row (the building is also decent), and the park itself for another 10 minutes to melt. Not to mention the reconstruction of the Dynamo stadium, there is the same nearby and with no less noise. The music disturbed them. What is indicative is that in front of them there is a free public sorting. There is a benefit for him.

“When I look at these balloons, it seems to me that I’m riding an escalator inside the skeleton of a dwarf monster.
I think of the drivers.
Fuck it, of course. This is where all the written directions were used! The roof of the Moscow metro.

News from "Popular Mechanics" on Facebook: Discovery TV channel will close the scientific-popular TV show “Destroyers of Legends” in 2016.
XXX: Sadly, it was a good show, did all the legends end?
How did the legends end? What about the myth of members living on salary?

In a joke we play with our wife in the "Sea worries once..."
Den Stranger: It is common to say: "The sea figure is dead." And what does it look like? Well "Sea figure?"Or I only know the Sea Star. Where are, for example, Sea triangles, squares, parallel pipes? Have you ever seen a marine parallel?
Freo: Noah... Sponge Bob?

FunLove is:
When you watch the Martian, at the moment when you call him the type of "see, your messages can be seen by the whole world! And what will you say to them?" Personally, I immediately got a phrase in my head - ""Everything is in this Chatyke!"

News about children’s toys.
A grandmother in the village, where I had a hostage in the summer, mostly allowed ships on the river, built barges and fought on barges. And in the rainy days I had a spacecraft, but the cosmos of something did not want to be a second pilot) she was rural and did not understand such fun. I didn’t even understand why she wore the cosmonaut’s costume from my grandmother’s socks.
In short, I don’t even understand drawing toys for children as such.

Another article on the fight against procrastination on the mega-brain, and the last comment delivered:

Red_andr: Probably a good article, I’ll read it later.

Appendix: Would you like to send reports about work failures?
I : Yes.
Chapter 1: You are a rat.

(c) the community of VC "Clared."

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[18:12:08] yyy: yes and that snot
xxx: very noticeable

I went out to smoke at the entrance yesterday. It is almost night in the yard. A few minutes later, I hear voices on the floor. And then I heard the uniform whisper of winter jackets accompanied by quiet female and male stones.
The female voice:
They were doing love on the street, in the store, and now in the entrance.
Here is a voice from the floor below:
Have you tried it at home?

Tell me the book:
The world of the future. Graduates of schools (or some particular school) are conducted a survival exam: students are thrown alone through a teleport to an uninhabited planet with the earth's climate, allowing to take only the most necessary, of choice.
The planet is the same for everyone, but they are sent with a spread of several kilometers: if you want - turn yourself, if you want - look for others. It takes about a week, then it is taken back.
Everything changes when, due to some galactic cataclysm, the teleport work is blocked for several years, and a group of graduates rely on a foreign planet.

XHH: Garlic within the botanical classification - nuts! Here is the stomach now with this)))

A banana is a juicy seedless box. I have lived with it for almost 20 years!

For a lifetime I remembered a colleague's story about designing a puzzle. They brought him a huge painting-puzzle. While they were taken from the reception to the workshop, everything was dissipated. We gathered the whole group for two weeks. When they gathered, there was no fragment. My hair is scared, what to do? They went to the advertisers, who for a lot of money printed and cut out the necessary piece. The customer comes to pick up. He looks around and confusedly says: and I didn't have one fragment here - the children were still lost during the assembly. My friend said he almost fell when he heard it.

It was 20 years ago when I started working in a bank. He made a report and went to sign to the chief accountant. And about her I have to say that it was a woman of forty years with an unreally large breast size... Well, in short, I go, I give her papers for signature. Suddenly I notice that something unclear is beginning to happen to my headbuckle. I see the whole thing shake, shake, close my mouth, just not to laugh. What is there in the papers corrected, gives me a report and barely restrained says, say go rework... I go out, I begin to watch her correction, and blyiyinnn....
Instead of the Chief Buchhalter wrote the Chief Buchhalter.

It is only men are met by clothes and accompanied by the mind, but women are met by the feet and accompanied by the buttocks.

From Odessa News.
On the other hand, the candidate for mayor of Odessa Svetlana Samuilovna Fabrikant held a rally against the conclusion of a peace agreement with the privatizers of the airport.
At this time passed by an old Odessite, such as Rabinovich himself.
He asked the young activist, “What are we against?” he replied, “Contra theft of the airport.” Rabinovich clarified, “Who stole?”, and in response he heard, “Kaufman.” Then the old Odysseus asked again, “Who should have been?”

Announcement at the door of the Gazprom personnel department:
“There is no recruitment. The work is inherited.”

Ovan: I look at my old code, I can’t remember... Did I write it or not.
Whore Amazing: I’m looking at my new code, and I can’t understand who wrote it fucking