I work in a company that is a supplier "everything will be asked for" for a number of large factories. From the format "You must have a higher education".

So we brought them cars for rolling out the PVC tape. This is how they fix products such as tiles and so on.

For a week, I am bothered that the cart on which the drum stands is very difficult to spin and it is impossible to work on it. I had already thought about sending them back for marriage, but the cost of transportation stopped me.

system is so. Three engineers fought to solve the problem. And they changed the force of the clamp of the bearings and the angle of locating the coil but all into empty. It does not disrupt anyway.
A week later it turned out that there was a braking system on the wheel to ensure that the coil did not turn over the inertia. These three fools did not think before they put the coil on the wrong side.The information was discovered by a simple loader.

Blin, three engineers with a higher engineering education

And at this time, Princess Kakbe Netomuda should already have a baby.
Padme Amidala?
By name yes, but it is difficult to briefly convey the meaning of the episode without changes.

In a publication dedicated to the German language, a photograph of Til Lindemann was hanged with the signature: "No matter how you speak German, remember who was your first teacher."

Is this how Irina Victoria really looks without makeup?

"The Redhead robbed a friend and returned to sleep with him"
The police sent to court a case against a red-eyed man who stole his friend. A woman went to the police with a missing 5,000 and a perforator. She spent the night with her relatives, and a friend came to her husband. Returning, traces of penetration into the apartment she did not notice... The husband confirmed that the acquaintance stayed at his house at night, in the morning they left the apartment together, while there was nothing with him...
Police detained a 25-year-old man, he confessed that he waited at night when the owner fell asleep and took the perforator, went out, sold the tool and returned to a friend, searched the closet, found money and quietly slept.

Fugu fish:...Under the cover of the night... with a perforator... went out on the street... looking around, moved to the shadow hidden nearby. With a compressed voice, he asked: "Did you order the Slavic armor?""No, I am interested in the mirror closet. Tsss!" - has shaken in response. - "The goods are with you?" - "And how do you! Let the money go ahead." There was an unclear whispering: "Viennes, do., triss, keturi, tfu, broke up!" - "Okay, I believe you." - "Nuttusks, money count-c love..." For a long time you could still see two broken figures under the rain. Finally, the conspirators began to divide in different directions: one was waiting for a sleeping naive friend, the other was waiting for sweet revenge to the neighbors, long ago he wanted to work as a perforator at 3 a.m.

I ordered condoms in China (there they are cheaper). While they went, I read that not everyone suits in size, because the size is still designed for the Chinese. I was a little worried about this because it was a pity for the money spent. Now that they came and everything turned out to be fine, I started to worry because they came :(

xxx: A couple of days ago, I was looking for a section on judo on the Internet, today I go on the street and see the advertisement on the pillar - "judo classes with a professional coach". The first thought – contextual advertising goes to a new level.

The desert will not need to be scattered.

It is okay to spat, but to plant palm trees, olives and cactuses, or at least saxaulas and baobabs - probably, still worth it.

Only there are serious obstacles, the characteristic example of which is described in the history of the development of Russian imperial railways. At the very beginning of the 20th century, a problem arose in the Caspian deserts: during storms, roads were carried by sand. Road engineers have long known a standard and, as they thought, a reliable solution: to strengthen the sand along the sides of the road with a wooden strip. However, all attempts to embody it ended up in the fact that the following year there were only pins left from the plantations, as the locals were willing to sew them on their own wood.

Who knows how to live will not be poor. Who knows why, will be happy.

From the Women’s Forum:
“I was on preservation in the hospital. I need a condom, I don’t have it. From the injections on the pope, the nurse gave an ampoule of magnesium, advised to dilute in half with vodka and make compresses. I want salt, a classic.
I call my husband, please bring me condoms, vodka and salty cucumbers to the hospital.
A long pause.
“Where are you now, have you forgotten?”

Back on holiday in Thailand?
I need this Thailand. There is nothing better than our Ural nature, if you want, mushrooms in the woods collect, if you want, with a snail at the lake sit... Beauty!
Taking a mortgage?
and well.

>>> In Israel, the woods are restored and are not pared about the cost - the forests are planted.

>>> So is it not so expensive, since even Jews do this?

Read about desertification.
Desert greening is not the production of plants on it, but a forced measure without which the desert will spread further and further into fertile lands.

> discussing the prospect of holding cards for passing in the elevator.
> - only not to use the toilet. Or suddenly a new year, unfresh fish - and you lost the card.

This is OP-PA! Card for the elevator.

I saw a terrible thing today:
I go past the kindergarten, there is some show, in the center is a teacher, around a thick ring of six-year-olds, and suddenly among this to the whole district: "MORTAL COMBAT!"!" and the track of their film! I barely knocked out the phone, and the children with the teacher raised the pen and rejoiced, shouted. Shan Tsung among the monks.)

I read your GMOs here.
The Emperor God! I have not seen such a quantity of pseudo-scientific hueta since I examined six-year-olds in biology.

The residents of the micro-zone.
discussing the prospect of keeping cards for passing in the elevator.
I hope this is a joke.
They want to introduce something like that. It really significantly saves the house and the elevators work longer. People are healthier. They go on foot.)
Or come together at the elevator and share the trip with everyone.
In our country, it can lead to alcoholism.
What is Home Savings? Payment by card. Payment of the device - 2. Service of this Fig-3. You remember recently being outraged by the restriction of retirees’ rights by introducing travel limits, and what caused your enthusiasm? Or did you joke and I just didn’t understand it?
Not to use the toilet. Or suddenly a new year, unfresh fish - and you lost the card.

I forgot my phone at work yesterday. I walked in the subway and looked at people.
The girl with a 4 or 5m breast size through the headphones listened to music.
The shirt is stretched by more than one button. Then pulls out of the shirt from the chest of the 5 or more inches, tapped in the phone and back as on the shelf under the shirt removed it.
"This is your fourth benefit" (c)

The advantages and disadvantages of the Army of Walking Dead:

xxx: Motivation is not what "leaves you to wish for the best" – it is simply not! What is the motivation of the dead? Money doesn’t matter to them, grandmothers too – what is their ultimate goal?

YYY: The Brain

How do you feel, analyst?
She came in a shirt with the inscription 'Exception'.

He recently cut grass and grew up with an electrical cutting machine, got tired, sat down to rest. A couple of minutes later, the boss (which is my immediate one) approached, sat next to me and started a conversation, like you’re still digging out there, there and out there. A little while still sitting, reluctantly (and still paying the minimum) I get up, exhausting the transmission to connect where he said. "The Boss", continuing to sit, noted: "It’s good here in the bathroom, not hot". Literally, the voice in my head continued: “It was, shit, until you came!”
So here is what I wanted to ask - should I go to the doctors, if this is my only case so far, more voices in my head neither before nor after, I have not heard...

All genes (DNA) contained in food are split into nucleotides, from which the body then builds its DNA. It is popular for ignorants. If foreign genes were embedded in human cells, we would have long been transformed into vegetables, fruits, fish, pigs, etc. of food.

WOW: So, I see, there were so many pigs, goats, donkeys and lambs around. In front of every second TV, a sofa potato of chips is gradually formed. In the drying consistent plankton with the faces of snuffed fish. The blueberries on the bench are green and pumpkin, like cucumbers. What to me? I am a tomato :)