While running to the store for flour, the cat tried to change the user on the computer, but stuck in choosing a nick. On questions "how", and most importantly, "why", only embarrassedly smiled in his mouths. I thought, created a account for him, said a simple password. We have been together for a year and a half...

xxx (01:03:31): Hello!
yyy (01:03:44): Congratulations to you! I kiss you :)
xxx: I have a request for you
yyy (01:04:26): what kind of sunshine?
xxx (01:05:29): Could you never write me anything again?
xxx (01:12:11): did you understand me?
xxx (01:25:31): have you received my message?
xxx (02:40:31): alloh?! to

Fuck, I’m the perfect woman for him. I don’t need to explain what fruit lups are and why cubes are better, I know html and don’t require anything typical babbish, I don’t wear shoes, because of which the speed of movement is significantly reduced, I read a lot and so on. Am I a hero for relationships?! to
HZ: It is normal.
Electricity sounds unpleasant.
Something is missing
Theme: Deep Minet
Q: Is it better now?
WOW: this is better.
Norma: The Norma

Even if the video shows Lady Gaga sucking out an albino donkey, there will still be a fool who will ask, "Girls, what song does he play?"

X: Yes, he is still an optimist.
We need to drink beer with vodka sooner and go to bed sooner - tomorrow to the first pair.

Imagine a zombie apocalypse. And you wake up in the morning with a terrible hammer and go for a mineral... Zombies will not touch you - be afraid of people!

YYY: I have a boyfriend!
xxx:"I will not eat ice cream, I have peelings in the freezer"?=DD
yyy:"I will not eat a shurma from the tent, I have a delicious dinner at home".

Samoylenko Anton (23:06) :
In the Netherlands, it is forbidden to have sex unless you feed the dog.

Dennis Sergeev (23:06) :
You will die virgin.

About the "unnecessary" women’s bags. I will list my content:
The mobile
Players with headphones.
Blocks and two pens.
The daily
The wallet
Passport and Certificate
Home and work keys.
Charge from mobile
A difficult umbrella.
-a small cosmetic with balsam for the lips, hand cream, mirror, mini-roast, shovel, there are also a couple of blades, mini-blades, nail bar, several buttons and threads with a needle (in case of an emergency)
Normal and wet wipes.
Backup paddle again in the case of the HP (sorry)
-the second cosmetic, in which I store the medicines I need for pressure and heart, valerian, no-shpu, patch, cougars from cough, a pencil with hydrogen peroxide.
The book
In the summer, a bottle of water is usually added to all this, on a working day - a bowl or a container with lunch.
All these things I need. Most are used constantly, the same ones that are used less often (such as scissors or scissors) still very profitable in unexpected situations not only me, but others.
And now, if you, men, have read it to the end, where do I keep it all? In the pocket?

My sister threw my gloves and hit me in the face.
Before that, it would mean you’re calling me for a duel.
- I imagine how the knights were comfortable, with iron gloves) thrown - and no duel needed X)

xxx: I have a question to you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: :O + :R =? )
YYY is 69?

Every time I hear the ad "eat, drink, chew orbit," my brain automatically translates that phrase as "steal, kill, fuck the goat."

O.TYesterday my dad went for a run.
Mom comes and grit "where is Dad"?
O.T: I gru "I went to run"
O.TShe made such a face :O
K.MAnd what is it? :) What is it?
O.TIt turns out, Batty once or twice a month takes his soul, he arranges runs, and then in the nearest wheels he believes that he has health and is swallowed 2 times more powerful, and then rolls for 2 days with a wire-like pulse and blames the ecology for everything.

The most common mutation in Russia is the hands growing from JOPA.

[17:58:55 MSK] Julia Zhytina: Andrey, the headman of Dr. Andrey tomorrow, will you give a gift?

[17:59:05 MSK] Andrew N Golovkov: will, lol

A friend of tourists returned from Georgia, where they climbed the mountains. He tells.
Standing in the camp, during the evening, they sent a race for food to a nearby village. He went, bought food, wandering back in the dark.
A jeep stops with Georgian police officers, saying, “Hello, who is who, where are you going?” He tells them: a tourist, food to the camp. They say, “Sit down, we will bring you.
The camp wakes up in the morning, there was no race and no. They start to worry, and there comes a police officer. You say tourists? Was Vasily Pupkin sent to the village for food? They are yes. The police officer says, “Well, take it, he’s sleeping in the back seat of our car. I fell asleep, and it was unfortunate to wake up, and it was uncomfortable to bother you in the middle of the night, so we decided - stand here, wait until morning.

Do you say the cravates chew? Russia is ahead!

I don’t understand why most people call a romantic dinner with candles with wine and shrimp.
In my opinion, a romantic dinner is when, after a fierce battle, you roast the horse of a killed enemy and drink beer from his skull.

Ladies and gentlemen, remember it. After two nights, nothing good happens. A third glass of beer is always too much.
Axis: And in the continuation of the topic, this is the question – is the cousin’s cousin’s cousin considered a relative?

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It is necessary to adopt the law that a day is 23 hours, its calendar, etc. And let Microsoft programmers hang up. " - Best comment on clock translation in Ukraine