I went to the store today and bought pellet.
xxx: I came, picked up water in the pot, poured a bunch of spices, made a cool soup
Polls are still in the store!
It’s time for you to get a girlfriend.)
XXX: To not forget the pelerins? Yes, it will be comfortable.

X: All student organizations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are abolished.
An organization, a society, a team, a circle and a club is a regular group of three or more students.This is not a new decree of the Duma, it is only an order of the Hogwarts Inspector General, Madame Ambridge. It looks like reality. Yes to?

Y: ))They appear from Rowling's works and write)

X: The main thing is not to take Orwell.

...and when the report was written, to see, decided to take into account that I’m a map: "filtered through Bruchner’s wreath" XD

by Navial. We had a predecessor, the letter "r" did not speak. Someday at the end of the couple she gave someone in the group ORAL (this is important!) The task: to make a message about the great travellers of the past - "about Chen Slo and Baow". Over the course of a month, the couple had this conversation:
Q: Well, wow, how is your report on Chansla and Baow?
WOW (not cardigan): I didn’t find anything about Chelsea and BAOU.
Q: What, and there are no books of Magidovitch? (I have to say that there are 20 books about travelers)
WOW: I didn’t find anything about Chenso and Baow in Magidovitch. There are no such travellers.
P: It cannot be so! You looked badly! You have not looked at it at all!
In the end, even the suspicion of the student that she is bullying the unhappy teacher, almost to the scandal did not come. The student approached her aunt after the classes to clarify the task, even asked for another topic, and she could not understand how it was impossible to find anything in the books about Chanslow and Baow. And we, by the way, already guessed the whole group who it was. The fun, however, ended when at the next seminar, angry, the aunt instructed to write on the board the names of the unfortunate travellers: Chanslore and Barrow.
The silent question in the eyes of the whole group: "And before, what was weak?"—it had to be seen...

I’m sorry I didn’t check the compass, now it doesn’t show where I’m going in any navigator. And the compass program always shows one direction, as if the phone is not rotating.
YYY: In the north? and :-)

I have a friend who, when he drinks, begins to sing.

Alexander, Alexander, what are you whipping before us?
Like a topol with seeds, you look into his face.
The view is wood...

A smurf, the Moldovan answered the guy in order:
"A smogglean, Moldovan we collect the squad..."

And finally, the top – the song of Yulia Yulianovich Shevchuk "Autumn" (he does not know the words):

What is autumn is autumn.
Autumn is autumn, autumn is autumn.
Autumn is the sky, autumn is the sky.
This is autumn, this is heaven.

Old age is when you stop rejoicing in what goes by and rejoicing in what doesn’t happen.

The distance of the Australian Marathon is 875 kilometers. The route runs from Sydney to Melbourne, and it usually takes more than 5 days from start to finish. This race involves athletes of world class who are specially trained for this event. Most athletes are under the age of 30 and are sponsored by major sports brands that provide athletes with shape and shoes.
In 1983, many were astonished when the 61-year-old Cliff Young appeared on the start day. At first, everyone thought that he came to see the start of the race, because he was not dressed like all the athletes: in a working suit and hats above the shoes. But when Cliff approached the table to get the number of the race participant, everyone realized that he was going to run with everyone.
When Cliff got the number 64 and stood on the line with other athletes, the filming team, making a report from the start site, decided to take a short interview with him. Cliff turned the camera and asked:
and hello! Who are you and what are you doing here?
I am Cliff Young. We breed sheep on a large pasture near Melbourne.
Do you really want to participate in this race?
and yes.
Do you have a sponsor?
and no.
Then you will not be able to run.
No, I can do it. I grew up on a farm where we could not afford horses or a car until the very last time: only 4 years ago I bought a car. When the storm came, I went out to catch the sheep. We had 2,000 sheep that grazed on 2,000 acres. Sometimes I caught sheep for 2-3 days — it wasn’t easy, but I always caught them. I think I can take part in the race because it is only 2 days longer and is only 5 days, while I run after sheep for 3 days.

When the marathon began, the professionals left Cliff in his gallows far behind. Some spectators sympathized with him, and some laughed at him because he could not even start properly.
On television people watched Cliff, many worried and prayed for him that he would not die on the way.
Every professional knew that it would take about 5 days to complete the distance and for this it would take 18 hours a day to run and 6 hours to sleep. Cliff Young did not know that.

The next morning after the launch, people learned that Cliff was not asleep, and continued to run all night, reaching the town of Mittagong. But even without stopping to sleep, Cliff was far behind all athletes, although he continued to run, while having time to greet people standing along the runway.
Every night he approached the leaders of the race, and the last night Cliff overtook all world-class athletes. By the morning, he was far ahead of everyone. Cliff not only ran a super marathon at the age of 61, not dying at the distance, but also won it, breaking the 9 hour race record and becoming a national hero.

Cliff Young ran 875 kilometers in 5 days, 15 hours and 4 minutes.

Cliff Young did not win a prize. When Cliff was awarded the first prize of A$10,000, he said that he did not know about the existence of the prize, that he participated in the race not for money and without consideration decided to give money to the first five athletes who ran after him, A$2,000 each. Cliff didn’t leave a penny for himself, and all of Australia just fell in love with him.

Many trained athletes knew whole techniques about how to run and how much time to rest on the distance. Moreover, they were convinced that it was impossible to run a super marathon at the age of 61. Cliff Young did not know this. He didn’t even know that athletes could sleep. His mind was free from restrictive beliefs. He just wanted to win, imagined a fleeing sheep and tried to catch her. In front of people like Cliff Young, stereotypes fall, and thanks to them people are convinced that their capabilities are beyond the limits they can imagine.
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A man talks to his friends:
I will ask my girlfriend without motherly words. And personally I will present you, Semen, as my beloved deaf-deaf friend.

WOG39: Per I’ve lagged back from life or I don’t understand something, but once, the most disgusting and hated sound, provoking fierce anger, was the sound of a five-inch drive trying to read the suddenly emerging bad sector, on a discette with a favorite game. The same "JJ-J-U-J" from whom I wanted to take a hammer and spread to the hell everything that comes in hand. A sound that only in the case of paranoid schizophrenia could be associated with the word “music.” And now... it’s called "Dabstep"...

Corvalol: I imagine a gathering of anonymous paranoids.
Corvalol: Hi to you. I’m Dima, I’m 35 years old...Who’s here?! to

xxx: I just watched Genoa and Cheburashka (2 series), where they helped the pioneers there, so there:
Injury caused by negligence - the child was dropped on the head.
Damage to property - the transformator is rotated.
Theft of the compressor.
Illegal construction of entertainment facilities.
It is possible to give bribery to an official during the performance of his duties - it is painfully easy for them to get rid of the police officer.
Theft of metal - the anchor was cut off from the ship. And that’s all in 15 minutes.

Reworked...
Write a table in Word. Add the lines. I caught myself on the fact that for a minute I’m running with a dumb smile on the rows of the pop-up menu "insert from above" and "insert from below";
All the shit, flowers, wine, candy and sleep with a girlfriend, or soon the wind will start to excite ((

xxx: Looking at Craig’s scratched hooliganism, I realized that Agent 007 was the highest stage of the rapper’s development.

She worked in the electoral committee, in particular issuing ballots.

Man with two passports: Girl, can I vote for a wife?
I: No, she is not running.

I : daughter! Why not in school?? to
Daddy, the holidays have begun today.
I: Yes... and (
The daughter :?? to
I: I got to work today without a stop.
I: It makes me think.

The day of Emperor's ascension to the throne, the birthday of Emperor Jimmu, the day of remembrance of Emperor Jimmu,

Only with us Jimma - for the premiere now, and Emperor Volodya)

It was worth once in life to give a girl a cosmetic, as this began to come:
“Alexander, why the costume? Makeup!" so I imagine myself naked and with deceived eyes)

(My friend doesn’t believe that I’m constantly reading and accusing me of lack of erudition)

Alex is
No to!! You are fucking fuck! Why am I lying???? to

Alex is
I do not understand!! He is reading!! You are no different from a man-eater.

Alex is
only "gm, hm" and etc

Flipper
Horses, you say...

Listening to English online:

Are you students?
We are ants!

X: What is the mortgage, different from the heart?
Y: Well, the heart is held by fate, and the mortgage is held by eggs.