And we had a fire at work yesterday, so we hoped it would burn.)

[FBI]babay> the son in school was asked to come up with words that read from right to left, just like from left to right, I came up with three words at once: ыыы, хых and лол

I go somehow in the bus, a bunch of students are riding on the stop, immediately dissatisfied " again like a kid in the bank to go home". But then suddenly there is a ringing childhood voice: "mama, atri titki, titki!!!" (the child meant birds on the street, but it came out a little wrong :) ) The entire student part of the bus instantly roasted by a whistle =) and only the girl, standing near the screaming child and having a good cut on the cushion, in an instant reddened and began to hit everyone from under the forehead... poor girl:)

Bananыch: Fuck... I am a shit.
ZOLUŠKO: Yes not. You are not a shit!! Absolutely foolish!
Bananыch: No, I am a shit! I cannot say a word to anyone.
I tell you no!!! to
Bananыch: Okay, I’m not a shit)))) Fuck, I agreed again! I am a shit!

And I Broke Two Fingers on My Leg (Alex 3D)
What did you do in the cinema? and posthuman
It was tight, I stretched out my legs and sat in front of me. - alex-3D

In the student community:

Is the water in the soul hot?
B: Regarding the boiling point of liquid nitrogen, then yes...

Today, a letter from the Supply Department received the following content:
We know that you store your beer on a server, so for our silence please download us Google.

The entire IT department went under the tables for an hour.

Cellsul: "The ISS carries a disc with records about human genes and all the achievements of modern science..." If the BAC does not take a trip with the ISS, it will pump this version :)

The Metro. At the wall, an old lady stops, gets three cards out of the bag and deliberately removes them. I stop and look with curiosity. On the cardboard is written: on the first - "Help, the son dies!", on the second - "I collect for the repair of the temple", on the third - "The son died. There are three children"

by yatsutko.net

In the hospital room the temperature is 23 degrees. There are 4 patients with a temperature of 40 degrees, and one with an environmental temperature. Determine the average temperature of patients in this chamber"

Handbook "Statistics", 2008 g.v., theme "Average values".

(c) by Molly

Cold feet and cold hands.
When the heat will be given to these dogs!

How did you spend the weekend?
Qasi: I went to my friends in the village, in the family nest, so to speak. Discover an ancient tower
by Vasco :?
qasi: ughu, only earlier it was called "deliberately you will not think" and was printed in the journal "crocodile". All the weekend was rough.

I take an Aikido test. Question - insert the word to which any of the following adjectives suits - over-, ob-, u-, once(c)-, for-
There is nothing smarter than the word "fuck".

A: I wonder if there was at least one person who killed himself because he was very interested in what would happen after death, and waiting for it to come itself was an impatience/intolerance/leness?
B: my neighbor at 23 years old - according to eyewitnesses swallowed half a liter of vodka, smelled the road and shouted "hop-la-vat-i-ya" and made a salto down from the balcony of the 14th floor precisely for the mentioned reason.

In response to the UN ban on the open sale of drugs, the mayor of Amsterdam sneered, drank a bowl of condensed water and hid behind a stepler.
<StRiAgOrN> he-he

ZoomKnight: I remember when I was a kid my mom told me when they were going home.
ZoomKnight: "Listen to Mom, or you will wake up out with those uncles"
ZoomKnight: (showing the punk drinking vodka on the bench)
ZoomKnight: Fuck, I didn’t listen to my mom!!! T_T

Singing, how are the pants smoothed? First the back leg and then the front.
and XD

by Petya.

I got my military ticket last spring. After the military department of our brave. I go to the military. Everything is fixed on all the buttons.
All affairs will be pushed. I knock into the office to the rear rat and we begin to communicate.

Comrade Major, can you please address me?
and pass.
The Sergeant Igor. and. He arrived for a military ticket.
Why did you call me ‘Comrade’? Did you know that "Comrades" all were cancelled in 1991?! to
Oh sorry? How should I?
The Lord!
Do you know that the “Lords” were all shot in 1917?
The Mayor red, his eyes opened.
Go out!
I listen to.

I hear my face in the monitor, I hear the sound of the body falling behind the couch from behind, without turning around: “What’s fallen there?” and “Because of the couch, the brother’s absolutely calm voice: “Fonds markets.”

When I saw her, I almost fell:
Book: "How a name affects a person’s subconscious mind".
Autop :-)) by P. Dypilo