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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №38218
 01.11.2010
May the strength be with us!
The force enters the channel
I can predict events.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38217
 01.11.2010
News on the correspondent - The driver instead of documents showed the hoisters a penis!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38216
 01.11.2010
xxx: with the prostitutes there are nuances... here we monitored the five of the nights here - the poets... the people were all ready to come,
There was only one meat to burn.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38215
 01.11.2010
On the NTV was a story about water counters. We checked whether there were any errors in the process. So, the counter of Russian production calculated the state...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №38214
 01.11.2010
Religion is like a penis.
If you have it, it is normal.
If you’re proud of them, that’s okay.
But you don’t have to make them public and show them to children.

If you don’t have it, you’re a woman.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №38213
 01.11.2010
he (22:28:25 31/10/2010)
I have a big ass!

She (22:28:29 31/10/2010)
by Fuck)

she (22:28:35 31/10/2010)
The window is wrong. ?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38212
 01.11.2010
I have a rave phone. I switched the alarm clocks for an hour.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38211
 01.11.2010
I got sick in time. Now I will smell myself green, tear off my jeans with a T-shirt and for Halloween. Hall of Zoo! :D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №38210
 01.11.2010
A manager walks through the forest and sees a car burning. Sitting in it, optimized business processes, reduced operational risks, increased key financial statements in the first quarter, and burned.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38209
 01.11.2010
The Red Tank:
Kesha pulled the pharmacy. We read the description: "Variant pharmacy "Sportsman" contains all the necessary medicines for the treatment of gunshot wounds".

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38208
 01.11.2010
U: She ate a poncho and drank coffee.
A: You’re just like an American policeman.
U: No, I don’t catch criminals.
A: And they don’t catch either.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38207
 01.11.2010
After the dispute:
He: Masha, so why are you cuddling? Everything is good. I didn’t want to hurt you...
She: Well... I just thought you said...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38206
 01.11.2010
From the Doctor.ru forum. Orthography is preserved.

Question: Doctor if I end up in 3-4 minutes, how did I take if I regularly have sex, then the duration of sexual intercourse would last?

Answer: Is the stash a cage? What kind of sickness? Do you go with the samurai or with the paddock? Why is this a matter? I can’t panime, but I can’t see the little packs. Or you were unable to describe it in normal letters and words. Try it again.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38205
 01.11.2010
Are you sleeping or fucking?
to sleep!
Well then let’s drink.
In an hour:
So, we tell him that we fuck and go to bed, finally.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38204
 01.11.2010
Anonymous – Are you smoking?
Is it you, Mom?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38203
 01.11.2010
Never pour me a margarita or maybe you’ll have sex tonight :) And I don’t care about your gender:))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №38202
 01.11.2010
Torvalds: my friend really called the prostitute... while she was driving he wanted her and forced her to clean up at home)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38201
 01.11.2010
How do I want to look in the eyes of the man who invented the polyethylene packaging for packages of condoms...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38200
 01.11.2010
YYY: In Russia there is no concept of "you cannot", there is a concept of "expensive"

[ + 70 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38199
 01.11.2010
XXX: Even though it’s a lie, it’s still fun to play. You rarely see a good game from the Russians.
The Belarusians did it.
XXX: The wicked pets!

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