The cat gave birth to 5 kittens (a total of 6 cats in the house). A month later, 3 were given (there were 3 respectively). Half-life of cats: 1 month

XXX: I have had it too. But our water from the crane cannot be drunk, so we either buy or defend. Plus for flowers I always defend water, not less than 5 liters )) So it's easier for me - suddenly turned off again - it's always more than shampoo to wash. This morning I washed my head. Just washed it... turned off the light. And we have the light, as you do with water - if turned off, not less than three hours. It was 12 hours and a day. I need to run to work no later than in 40 minutes, and my hair drops water!
So the stove...
The hair is thick, and then it was still long, without a dryer in 40 minutes to completely dry out is unrealistic, especially in the apartment is cold. She let go all the towels she found, so rubbed her head that it was unclear how she wasn’t bald, and her hair was still wet. I thought the boss would have a clock to trade. But imagine your subordinate saying, “I will be late because my head is wet; she would have washed my head and washed my neck.” So I took toilet paper, divided my hair into strands, and wrapped it. She is hygroscopic)) And at this moment, suddenly, Maxime returns home. Picture with oil: wet towels everywhere, and I am red from anger and effort I stand with the "dredd" of toilet paper on my head, and my eyes knock))

The Sows have lost the war with the swarms... these Pascuades got up early and won... and now we go to work in the morning...

Unicornix Bites Ikean Chocolate
<Trener> did you do it yourself?

from the topic about smartphones and their batteries on the hub:
The iPhone ages faster than the Phillips Xennium discharges.

xxx: It’s funny to explain to customers of cable television (in Crimea) that several channels don’t work because of the hurricane in the US.

One well-known website posted a collection of photographs of snakes. One of the comments:
XX: Well, the main aunt I knew right away.

I just now realized that men with all their frightening phrases that they will now “punish us” or “punish us” are not scary at all, but rather ridiculous.
Why such conclusions?
xxx: you just never did wax depilation of deep bikini, here's who can really punish us" or " punish us", so this is the master of depilation)) Girls will understand me)

Author: Ivan Petrovich
For whom: Roman
Subject: Re: Book "A Hundred Years of Solitude"
So what book do you need?

by: Roman
Who: Ivan Petrovich
Subject: RE: Book "A Hundred Years of Solitude"
"A Hundred Years of Loneliness" in a tough interplay.

HH: You are so clever. Probably the whole head from the inside.

Prickin, today at work wanted to make an excuse for me for the fact that I smoked in the office_)and I said that I cleaned the power units from dust with a new method of plasma combustion_)I was asked to show_)Well, I took a balloon with gas for the lighters and half it in the BP and fire_)The sting went what it needed, but such a nuclear fungus I never even saw_)The headliner then said that I would continue in the same spirit and work with the fire_)

One of the girls in the office today divorced another. We laugh, we can’t. Most of them are fucking head-to-head.
The topic of losing weight. And one (Alena) another (Lena) says, “You know how I lost weight? I walked back and forth - calories type burned, bla bla bla..." Probably said so. So this fool has been walking behind a half hour. And Alena, after this speech, turned to us when she left and said, “Nihera, I fucked her.” Every time Lena now enters the room with her ass, we break inside from laughter.

How did you meet your mother and get married?
We were neighbors.
That is, you, like a plant that grows next to you, have a husband.

smoke
Do you like Dali or Monet?

circle
Smoke, I’ve told you before) I didn’t read it.

XXX: No, is that okay?
YYY :?? to
xxx: drunk, all already subdued, we are sitting on the couches, someone with the girls in a hug
This is your Sasha.
xxx: and gives out: Taaak, clearly, and where is blackjack?

I heard the phrase “the Russians don’t give up.”
I thought the Russians didn’t stop at all.
YYY: Even before the mind
zzz: especially in front of the mind

[18:05:33]Ikaric: the call of the father
[18:06:52]Ikarach: the type of approach
[18:07:06] Icarus: I am going to go. Dad goes to the balcony. He points to the tree and asks.
Icarus: I am watching
Ikaric: in the branches of trees, above the road, at the height of the 5th floor hangs...
Icarus: The Guitar...

Not surprisingly, children often have imaginary friends. Did you have that in your childhood?
YYY: I have them all now...

I had my shoes repaired yesterday.
xxx: with the words "need to ask"
XXX: I started off.

The forum. The topic of smoking.
I smoke, but I don't understand how this can be done in the apartment, in my opinion, it's equal to fuck in the pants.