Mystery: Can a man marry his widow's sister?
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If a night guard dies during the day, will he be paid a pension?

2: Where did you get that?

3rd: "Death in jokes and puzzles" for younger and middle school children :)

XXX: What are your plans for the weekend?
YYY: Darov, I don’t know yet. What proposals?
XXX: The Vodka
yyy: This is the most powerful and tangible answer consisting of only one word.

Smart with IT Happens
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So what hell, when the accountant chooses DD.MM.YYYY and DD.MM.YYYY, he expects to see the events there for the whole day?

Of course, I did as asked. And I saw then in many other programs, including the famous yellow, the same. But comrades, where is the logic?! to
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What should be the logic? In order to get a report for 21.10.14, what do you need to enter according to your logic? 20.10.14 to 21.10.14 or 21.10.14 to 22.10.14?

In the Civil Code, as regards periods and dates, it is stated that when the date of beginning of the period is indicated, the full time of beginning of the event is considered 00:00:00 DD.MM.YYYY, and when the date of end of the period is indicated - 23:59:59 DD.MM.YYYYY

With respect, C++ and 1C programmer, Sisadmin, sales manager.

Today I bought 2.5k dollars for 43.95 and the same amount of euro for 55.25. Within an hour, the price fell. ███ Why am I so bad?

Our hero is back to save the country.

I am passing through the arbitration court next to us.
It comes out Face CaucasusOutside and matts onto the street floor. I saw that around the "spectators-passers" and such returns to the door, opens and runs inside what is typical - yes, you and your mother will have to fuck out.
He leaves... how he leaves.
From the arbitration departs a guard, the elderly and the ment nearby passed. They were thrown and sentenced to court.
All is fucking! Yes, I joked, but I just said, I didn’t mean that.)

by SosedTM

News: "Apple CEO Admits He Is Gay"

A news for me too! I knew this right after I installed iOS 8.

Blah blah...

C++ which also writes C#.
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This is the funny thing of the world.

Once upon a time, in a turbulent and bad youth, she shaved her head. I don’t even remember what I was shooting in the pop at that time. I was very worried about how my husband would react. He, when he saw me with a hairstyle, remained silent for a long time, picking up the words, but eventually shrugged his hand and asked not to do so again. I already thought what happened, but the consequences of that act still affect. Every time we start arguing and my husband ends up arguing, he looks at me with a hypnotic look and repeats:
Go to "Astra" Go to "Astra"!
To argue with him in this situation is useless. and (

This is your poker faces.
We have an impenetrable expression of the face.

Girls, why is it so difficult for us: long hair to be cut, short to grow, straight to wrap, and curly to straighten?
yy: Racing girls - and why do you have if the figure is normal, then you want to lose weight, and if you are fat, then you do not want to lose weight?))

The dialogue
Hey to you!
Give us your fuck!

here here :
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We need to save the country.
Valentine: What one? of Ukraine? % of))
Tagged: Russell
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So show me a finger in the globe at least a country that you don’t need to save from anything?
Take care of yourself, or from such rescuers the USSR died to me.

From a conversation about the upcoming dr from a familiar:
I will not go to him in the afternoon, well, his naffig.
What is it?
- Well, look, on a piece of baton, two circles of half-bottled sausages lie not very smoothly, with a sting. And here, to avoid this, he makes a half-round hole in one circle. I went into the kitchen with him. He was cooking butter. And he made them wreckage. The teeth. Table for 26 people. I’m afraid to guess how he’s mixing cream for cake. I am no longer with his feet on the holidays.

xxx: understood what he reworked when three times in a row, trying to write the word gas pipeline, wrote the pipeline)
yyy: ahah )))
WOW: Is it you?
XHH: This is me
XHH: gas tanks checked for 2 days
Oh yeah fuck
XHH: The Cutters
Tags: gasoline
Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! to

Venus is not suitable for life
YYY: There are also cities in Russia that are not suitable for living, but we live.
zzz: yyy, in the Russian Federation there are no cities where the temperature is +460 C
Yyy: And on Venus there are no cities where there are 5000 rubles.

X: Why does the Light remember this? She is not before that! She wakes up at 4 a.m. every day.

He is straight like Hitler. But not though. Hitler attacked at four. So he got up earlier.

A light whale visited me when I saw a book entitled “Stalin’s Steel Balls.” No, the book is not about what everyone thought, but about the Soviet spherical tanks... Interestingly, this is how the publishing house burned, or did the author blow?

Natalya Y: If you want sex life bright,
Do not get bored in bed
My advice is to marry on dojaras.
They have golden hands!
They have golden breasts!
His hands are too rough.
You are married, guys, on the fleetists
Flute has golden lips.
Nikita Y: It’s all funny, friends, but by.
You would not bother being an adult.
You marry your loved ones.
My favorite gold weddings.
Ivan: Not bad lines, the right word -
Whatever women are, all stars are gold.
In fact, only a couple of divorces...
Buy uplifting clothes.
Roman W: How funny it is. Very much on the subject!
It was not invented long ago.
I will tell you how to solve the problem.
Save money and run yourself!
Andr: Hands, back, golden lips...
This is a big dilemma for me too.
It is better to go to the surgeon.
No eggs – no sex – no problem.
Very radical, without a doubt.
They brought us into the impasse of poetry.
But there is also a solution:
No eggs left, put your ass!
Stas: A collection of talents, the right word!
I see it with my naked eye.
The loss of human dignity.
No reason to be a pedophile!

Strong office wakes

The boss is silent and does not move.

I saw how the children in the courtyard found a drug store, the contents of the foil were poured out, they placed a piece of cat's shit there and put it back.