Like a boat of passion crashed into stones.
The man in the morning lusts and passionately whispers:
Do you want me to make you a cunnilingus now?
- Kunilingus is, of course, good, but you better prepare breakfast or take the child to school.

[21.09.17, 11:02:30] xxx: One day in the country of a friend was cooking cancers, one man managed to get out of the pot. The acquaintance began to whisper, here came her younger sister (at that time 14 years old), swallowed the cancer with a hammer and threw it back into the pot.
[21.09.17, 11:02:36] xxx: Since then I’ve been afraid of cancer
[21.09.17, 11:02:38] xxx: and children

here here :

The unquestionable danger of photographing combat equipment during combat actions

This is yes. But if you wake up, and around - the Aztec hell, then "at least take a photograph of the technique";

Make a selfie in her background.

Kidder came from school: “Today I heard a new word, but I don’t understand how the trick can concentrate in this place...”
and :)

I play a necromancer. I found myself here in the cave "unspoilt grave". Hm, what would you do with her?

Sberbank is back again.
Accidentally I go to the local branch of Sberbank, which got on the way, you need to pay one small bill... A lot of people, but not deadly. I try to get to the terminal and get an electronic turntable. The road is blocked by a large woman who closes the terminal with her chest:
- You can not get a talent, because in the nearest hour we will issue pensions... wait...
Thus, closing the embryo of the terminal with the breast, local employees of Sberbank escape from the inspection of the “high” management.

My cousin and I, as a child, made bombs that exploded on the wall for a week, remember? Suric and silver, and two stones inside... They made forty pieces. And then the aunt found that box and threw it into the garbage pipeline... From the first to the third floor the garbage pipeline collapsed. It was about 1984.

In short about honesty:

Inscription on the documentation to the knife: Material - rust.

I met a friend in the park yesterday. We haven’t seen each other for a long time, we talked. He said it didn’t work, and asked why:

Yes, she was sick.

Will you live? (I asked with a smile)

I do not know. I have cancer.



The end. The fucking.

I go to the hospital for tests.

I ask: - I want to take a test for antibiotic sensitivity.

Laboratory practitioner: Do you have blood or urine?

I: I don’t know, you can tell me what to do.

Is it from blood or urine?

I: - (about myself, "Bla, I fucking like") Well, let’s get out of blood.

This is not done with blood.

Chat parents of kindergarten: "my child eats poorly, does not speak, wears diapers and does not know how to wear socks - let's put cameras and let's drive out educators for this"

There are two huge advantages of getting up at 6 a.m. with your child to school:
I do not remember the first.
I can’t see the second anymore.
©KhramovVladimir

Life.ru, article about the prestigious park

The charger – like a fairy boyar box – holds the most interesting thing on the bottom, and when my shoe clings to a piece of green cloth, we pull out the worker’s tightly carved salad vest with the inscription “Sandmec” on the back. To find the owner of the jacket two centimeters deeper at all do not want, so we continue to decide not to dig.

vvv: the whole essence of scientific conferences in warm regions.
vvv: "Ten minutes of shame, four days on the beach"

Like the cell in which this nucleus is contained. Conclusion: It is impossible to get infected with infectious diseases through food.

Corrected by Penny. Did you learn well in school? No is? It is visible. Those relatively few bacteria (relatively to the total number of pathogens) that infect through food, have a very specific cell wall - the same "protective scapander", invulnerable to stomach acid and intestinal enzymes.
With enteroviruses even more fun, their capsule is assembled from several tightly interwoven proteins in the structure of alia diamond. Denaturate with acid or cut an enzyme in the small intestine this dense structure does not come out. the task is tougher disruption of headphones.something similar with hepatitis.
And these relatively few pathogens have spent about three billion years evolving, Carl, to survive in an aggressive environment.
Fruits and vegetables and fish meat have a much more modest history of evolution.

I checked the biology of my daughter.
What were you asked?
Paragraph 3, methods of study of nature.
What methods of study do you know?
Method of observation, method of description, method of measurement and scavenger.

When a citizen sits down to play cards with the state, he either sits down or loses.

Market relationships.

In one of Israel’s kindergartens, parents sometimes took their children home too late. When this happened, under the contempt of the educators, the parent, embarrassed, took the child, promising that this will not happen again in the future. Of course, this has been repeated, but not too often. Parents understood that their carelessness forces educators to stay at work overtime and deprives them of their right to deserved rest.

One day, the management of the garden, tired of such delays, decided that the distorted views were not enough, and imposed fines for the delay. Under financial pressure, parents will probably stop being late, they thought.

But the opposite happened. After the introduction of fines, the delays not only did not stop, but also intensified. The parents argued: “Well, if we pay for late money, then it is not providence, but market pay.” Unacceptable behavior has become a social norm for parents.

A few weeks later, realizing the uselessness of the measures, fines for delay in kindergarten were canceled. But it was already too late. The rooted social norm that educators should watch children until late (as soon as they were paid for it) did not disappear after the cancellation of fines. In the minds of parents, it was replaced by the norm "they still have to do this, just now it is free." As a result, the delays have increased again.

The psychologist Dan Ariely, who studied this phenomenon, summed up: "When market relations come to replace social norms, the latter go away for a long time, and back they are unlikely to be able to return, even if the market has changed."

Russia is a vegetable country.
Here you can plant the very tomatoes, give redwood on nuts, reap two peppers, give a pumpkin in a pumpkin and get on melon, and in the evening go down to the cabbage and grind there cabbage.

Teacher of Kindergarten:
“You know, your son is a very calm boy, he doesn’t fight with anyone first, he doesn’t like to conflict. Sometimes it gives out! Yesterday, for example, sat down and played quietly, tried not to pay attention to those children who touched him, endured for a long time, and then jumped up, escaped the group and all who offended him, knocked a plastic hammer on his head. Everybody remembered! The innocent were not hurt.