If I were a chemical element, what would I be?
Tagged with: natrium fucking
No, not the alcohol.
XXX: What

What does RIP mean?
Rest in peace – rest in peace.
There is a DVD rip on the DVD! So they are all dead? and :(

Just brought the package to the house, the mother accepted, instead of the iPhone was a LEGO designer, she signed up for the package. What Lego was there became known later. Is there a way to get the money back through the stick?
Viper> Have you tried?

Oh, they say, have you gotten a man here?
Well?
Let me see!
by Cho?
For a man! Let me see!
- O_O
Give him a link to your contact!
There is no VKontakte.
How not?! to
Not at all.
Pfff, I knew you were lying. You have no man!

I am a gynecologist. We conduct a medical examination at the company, a large flow of people. Everyone says: “Hello, go and dress up.” A man has already passed 50. Another woman lie down on a chair, I insert a mirror, I take out my neck in the mirrors, and I say, “Hello!” The woman says, “Doctor, who am I there?”and "

XXX: I found a whirlwind yesterday under my bed in the country.
YYY: And how is he?
XXX: Well, it’s like a goat, I just don’t understand how it got there.
xxx: fuck, I’m angry with the keyboard on the netbook, there’s not even it!
YYY: And how did you write it then?
You have copied from old messages.

111: a passage of the grandmother’s telephone conversation is delivered: "Hello. Have rested? How much did you earn?" O_O

The only ones who can make cuts at work are carpenters.

Our politicians are like tanks: they are not afraid of dirt either.

The sister broke up with the guy - he is a boxer, curly blonde, beautiful, all with him. My mother asks:
Honey, why did you separate?
"Mom, it's like our refrigerator: big, beautiful, everyone likes it, but inside is empty!

I hope that everyone understands that because of the goat, which abolished winter time, in Russia the end of the world will happen an hour earlier?

xxx: Chew, in our outsourcing office slave power is so cheap that we were hired by the Chinese.

WOWU
PEOPLE, if my MTS number (8-913-260-XH-XH) is not available, then I am sitting on the megaphone, my northern number (8-929-391-XH-XH)!!!! to
WOWU
But if I’m not available on both MTS and MegaFone, then you’ve gotten in the moment when I’m resetting the sims.)

I went to the toilet today. As soon as the stream and the characteristic sound went away, I hear the cleaner singing: flowing through the stream, running through the stream!

Earth: Soon to come! On all the automotive markets of Belarus, from the hurricane "Sandy", look...

XXX is running. How to do so that it doesn’t go? The option to cook and glue intentionally not to offer!
Is it possible to put a shiffer for winter?
xxx: thought ruberoid cover but somehow not that... although the black car may nobody notice

Hi, we are your flooded neighbors from below, distributing the products of "Amway". We would like to talk to you about God..." - all the inhabitants of my entrance in two sentences.
"Matthew STR"®

My mother is a woman who is not old yet and is quite accustomed to modern technologies such as the Internet, social networks, etc.

Davecha came to meet his parents and had the reluctance to forget his own laptop, which led to the following dialogue:

Let me check the mail.
I will now read the news in contact to the end and give it.
You know what a mess, there is no end!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tonight, let’s call something my husband wants to talk to you.
Oh yeah, I am scared.
When a girl says my husband wants to talk to you
Even if this girl is a sister)))

I received a letter on the subject:
Are you sure of it=?koi8-r?Q?=CD,_=DE=D4=CF_=DC=D4=CF_=CE=C5_=D7=C1=DB_=C4=D2=D5=C7?? =

I’m crazy, and I don’t have a doubt ?