xxx: I have here under the main menu advertising "exotic fish massage". So the picture arises: you are lying on a massager's table, that is, it smells like it, it smells like it... and then you start to crack on your back with frozen shrimp!! to

When I was about four years old, my father approached me and said, "Go tell my mom something nice," I ran to my mom and said:

“Mommy, you have such beautiful eyes, (Mommy begins to cuddle) like a begemot!

I am a major of the reserve of one of the force structures. Despite the red diploma of Mehmat, I don’t remember the square discriminant formula.
The equations. I remember the lemma about the inserted balls, but the discriminant formula is not. If you eat and start writing, then it is possible that the hand will pull out all these four, the squares, the quarters in the right sequence, but I don’t remember.
I do not argue with them, I think and talk to them. My dreams are only in Matt.

Therefore, such a polite child is clearly not a product of education. It is DNA.

I pulled him yesterday at seven in the morning after a daily heavy snowfall on the snow-sweetened celery in the garden. We are late. He fails every step. It Pushes. It suffocates. He pulls me by the sleeve with his free hand and says quietly:

"Papa, I don’t like snow a bit"

and Taxi.

I went to the cafe for coffee. I buy American I sit, drink, read a book. Suddenly, from a state of pleasant restlessness, I am knocked out of the window. I see, there is a certain pair and starts to rub me the standard speech that they stole him can not leave. The phone sells to get enough money. I get a phone. The Samsung S7 is similar. Even is included. I think you can still do little work and have fun.

Where do you need it at all?

- Yes, I went to Samara here for business, and in the tram was stolen.

Oh you are. I am from Samara. I have never seen you there. Have you recently settled there?

A little bit of sublimation. After a few seconds, the dialogue continued.

Well recently though.

Okay, don’t go out. We help you. I have a friend working at the station. He will give you a ticket. Sit down and go.

I bought my phone and I also got my passport. I need to return my passport to my ticket.

How did you get your passport back here? It is only possible in the place of residence. And it is dangerous at all. I went to the police. You will write the statement. suddenly on your passport have already taken 10 loans and three companies opened. Sit on. They went. The lie is not far away.

No, I wrote it all right now. Buy a phone. Sold for just 7,000. He is new. There are even documents.

Listen to. The idea is even better. Let me take you to Samara for the phone. You are normal and me. They did not benefit you. How long will you run here? Restore the passport. Home and walls help. You will get your passport back and lose less money.



The guy literally pulls my phone out of my hand. begins to wash all kinds of unrelated shit that the type does not need, he will do everything himself does not want to buy so do not need and bumping something under his nose goes and dissolves in the crowd. He doesn’t seem to be in a hurry home.

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I watched on cooking websites recipes of steam coatlets. Now Yandex carefully offers me to buy steam boilers.
How cute.

and KMP. Traditionally: the husband drinks, pigs and hamits, the wife pays for the apartment and his car. What to do. ]

You have two options. Or give him a baby, take a mortgage and a car loan and eat the cactus further or... drive out. The second is more difficult of course, but you can record its humiliation on the audio, save a couple of sweat sweaters and socks, bottles and unwashed glasses. In the long grieving winter evenings to ruin this all around the apartment, include a record of humiliations and remember sitting on the window with a cup of coffee.

Why are you not ashamed to say so? You are a child from such a cultural family!
Here is a falsehood for you, Sunderland! What cultural family can we talk about if before the age of 25 I was sure that the opera is called "Toscana" and not "Toscana"?

So began the first Olympic War.

A 79-year-old pensioner Valentine Nikolaevich lives in the city of Miassa. And a terrible story happened to him.
The neighbor came with the cakes. Help, dear, in front of our house someone has cut down a few trees, it would be good to clean up a small crop, you are already upset, cut, soap, a few branches in front of the windows, or the light is blown up, and besides you, I am asking someone. And here I cooked with potatoes, and with cabbage. Well, Valentine Nikolaevich took a saw with a tail, and he increased the light filling of the grandmother’s kitchen. Oh, in vain he did it...
There are many people who love to look out the window. They saw. Did Chávez take his tail? Where did he put the pile? Is the mail there? Who allowed him? And in the television they said that the Chinese sprinkled and stole the whole taiwan, from it, they reached us! How about Zinc? Like the cakes! The corrupt! I need to write, call, complain.
Babi’s complaints were welcomed by the police. The crime of the century! The case was initiated promptly, the perpetrator was immediately found, the case was transferred to court. Experts were invited from the municipal environmental committee. Those let us count, three we write, two we think, we counted as much as 64,000 damage. WOW! This is a very serious crime, a crime. Only bad journalists took and illuminated the process of the century on the Internet.
The first meeting, the employees of the administration (representatives of the injured party, those who counted losses) scratched the back of the head, and decided - well, as if everything was right, but it may be... somehow it is... right... no, the law of course... but 64,000... Maybe we will agree that the accused will compensate for the damage in nature, and we will do well? And then invented, scammers, the internet, we are called on the city sites by the gardens with bad words.
The prosecutor was upset. None to negotiate. The defendant will reimburse the damages, then come and accept. You wish by nature - for the sake of God, the law is not against. How do you look like that there?
The administration answers - well, if a retired person plants 9 seedlings of any trees, then the palm trees, everyone is happy and happy. The prosecutor is also satisfied - 3 days is enough? Come and come with a photo report and documents.
A slightly shaken protector looks out the window. Then go to the weather sites. He looks at the prosecutor. This is the case, Mr. Attorney General! Did we understand your position correctly? Considering that the month of January, and minus 25? Is it the best time to plant trees? We were taught in the kindergarten that the sun will warm the earth, the snow will melt, the spring, the streams and all that, then and plant even nasturcia, even trees. Now it is not spring at all. Not at all spring. But you are trembling! No trees are planted in the Urals in January. Even the Southern Urals, though.
The prosecutor cries. And specifies that for trees he is not aware, but pensioners can be planted at any time. The famous phrase of Comrade Saakhov: "Either the defense leads Valentina Nikolaevich to the garden, or to the prosecutor." Choose, gentlemen destroyers of urban property, what is closer to you, common sense and criminal case, or forestry works in January and the peace agreement of the parties.
Since the criminal did not want to become a criminal, then, armed with a snowflake and a crush (for without breaking the frozen soil you will take), under the supervision of vigilant grandmothers from the windows of the house on the contrary, with the help of the indifferent public, 9 seedlings were planted in a 25-degree frost!
At the next court hearing, all present were filled with kindness and care! The acts were presented, the seized knife was ordered to be returned, well, for sweet, considering compensation for damage, old age, disability of the third group, the criminal case was ordered to be closed! Sleep peacefully, citizens of Misa!

And from myself, I will add - Valentine Nikolaevich was not a red-book palisander, and not even a whiteboard. By the video is easily determined a clear-leafed clen. Who is curious, go forth, what kind of tree this is, and why experts believe that its spread will lead to an ecological catastrophe.

Are you French?
and yes.
Can you say anything in Arabic?

xxx: What do you think first and foremost contributes to the prompt and correct collection of the Rubik’s Cube – good memory, attention, or the ability to identify patterns?
yyy: Physical strength, flat drill and glue.

of 2000 bills.

>>> A shit, a short, not a note. I did not like.

Give me

Hi to. We have a fun company. The computer stood up because the thermopasta on the refrigerator dried up. Asked for a long time pasta from the warehouse, they do not give, they say, and you why, you have the organization serves computers. Therefore, it is more logical to pay the organization 2500 r., so that it will travel for 60 km of pasta for a refrigerator, than to let the regular programmer from the warehouse that pasta for 450 r. Russia is a country of paradoxes.

In general, intellectually autistic people are normal, sometimes even very intelligent. Their problems are in the emotional spectrum. If a child lags behind, he has not picked up the right program of development taking into account his perception - as, for example, the blind will inevitably lag behind if he just shows everything like the rest.

I recently visited a great temple. I prayed quietly, even bleeding. And the pops didn’t whisper at me that I wasn’t standing or breathing that way. I recommend to everyone. Village of Gubarevo, Church of the Divine Appearance of the Lord. What is notable? He is abandoned. RPC, not people, there are even icons from the latter.

So I have a recipe now how to repair the church.

The foolish

Oh you, with the bracelets!

Steps can be moved by the hand. So, note to the wife - if you often walk with the dog, then he shakes. To her husband to note - if she has a lot of steps, then she shakes. Not to you. Not to myself.
Logic of 100 lb.

If she has more steps, it’s you, the green, borst prepared. Interruptions between work and mining. Because every move of the hand with a knife is considered as a step, and you have to break half a barrel of every boat. But the trolls don’t help the wives, but they tremble at this time, so you don’t know.

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To these two:

Only 5 years of scandals, cluttered nerves and divorce bars almost daily, and a hurricane - the simple truth came to my sunshine - "Well, I would say that you just want to be a little alone in silence, darkness and on the floor, why have I been nervous for 5 years?and "

This is my hero! In just five incomplete years, she taught her husband to speak through his mouth, not to send telepathic waves. Where is she? Show me her! If she gives lessons, I’m the first to record.

I did not work at the machine, but the situation is similar. The first 2 years was not so, and then another 3 years explained that I did not need care, but rest. And if you, dear, after a working day, stop a horse on a race, and sleep 4 hours a day, and your mom has that, then I can’t. Scandals, grievances, "You do not value me", "You do not want me", "You do not love me"... My health is more precious. The one that remains.
So I understand the author perfectly, speaking through the mouth of some is useless.

Oh, I understand you so! Pay attention to them. I have a couple of friends left my husbands after childbirth for scandals on the subject: here I come from work, and you don't dance around me, the dinner should warm up myself, you barely move yourself, not beautiful with these circles under my eyes, all the attention is not me, but the child, what kind of thing?! Explained to them, in words, said, nothing personal, just tired, the same attention and so require 24/7. is useless. They fled and went, health is more expensive.

XHH: Still surprised by all sorts of shitty jokes in movies, such as if the men are sleeping in the same tent on a trip, it is not normal.
In general, all the pederastes were raised by the Soviet Union! Try a room in a hotel with your grandmother? Without a stamp in the passport - shit! With a man, no problem.

Moscow at the time was a small village in the forest on the outskirts of a very remote principality, and rose much later.
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Go ahead of Peter.

I have heard a lot about Latin America. So one familiar girl told me that in Brazil, among all her acquaintances (25-35 years old) it was normal to gather in the evening to quench with friends: swallow, play on the console, arrange a group shower or get in a table.
It suddenly became jealous. You will not always find a company here.
Maybe I should call on the group, not on the tablets? and :)
- They will come, see in the closet, and missing group whistle.