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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №358
 20.12.2007
We decided with a friend to buy an indoor with a Vietnamese balsam star. A drug addict such a device, but from a cold helps. Dialogue in the pharmacy:
We have the last one left.
The other: surely?
A: No, there is another one, but a ruble more expensive.
D: What is the difference between them?
P (I wanted to say they are from different parties): and they have different arrivals...
We slipped under the shelf.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №357
 20.12.2007
I have something to say, thank God. He did a good job creating my body...I have a beautiful chest, thin waist, good, his mother, his back...BUT WHAT FALL I ask you he took before taking my face?! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №356
 20.12.2007
The One (Onet)
Today, the melody is stuck, I can't get rid of it, I'm walking and singing all day.
by DooM81
Sometimes, what is that song?
The One (Onet)
Student girl sweet candy
A sweet voice.
I can’t remember the words, I’m getting a shit in my head.
DooM81: in the ass of hair :)
The One (Onet)
You’re in your head, you’re already the third.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №355
 20.12.2007
Heavyweight (18:35:08 19/12/2007)
The Blue
Heavenly (18:35:20 19/12/2007)
Potatoes
Xantys (18:35:28 19/12/2007)
? to
Xantys (18:35:35 19/12/2007)
Forgot to buy?
Heavenly (18:35:48 19/12/2007)
I forgot to dig.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №354
 20.12.2007
and Sameone:
You understand that it is time to tie up when you are told something in reality, and in your head a thought, maybe the window is wrong... :-/

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №353
 20.12.2007
Tariffs of a local network:

The Unlimited Turtle
The Unlimited Rabbit
Unlimited “Gepard”

Increased channel speed

by Bezlim. “The Pumped Turtle”
by Bezlim. “The Pumped Rabbit”
by Bezlim. “Pumped Gepard”

I don’t smoke to invent such names.
I am looking forward to the new tariffs.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №352
 20.12.2007
She’s not afraid of you? 😉

Antony: I’m already my own in the board and in the bush

ZabeY: here’s what I’m talking about: your brow in her board))))

Close up your sponge! I’m putting my tail into another hole!

ZabeY: Guy, get in touch with the engineer!!))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №351
 20.12.2007
Cannabis: Are you studying at the school?
Heart Attack: No Point
Cannabis: why not?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №350
 20.12.2007
Nikolai Nikolaevich (23:07:33 15/12/2007)
Lan, I went to sleep.

cska unity (23:07:48 15/12/2007)
Give it

Nikolai Nikolaevich (01:39:46 16/12/2007)
Go to bed, fuck the internet.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №349
 20.12.2007
It burned stupidly. I checked whether the milk had shed, heated in a spoonful, the wife came in, I needed to see her eyes.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №348
 20.12.2007
Mr. XY: Would you fuck Harry Potter?
Frank-Dreben: No, I don’t want it anymore
Mr. XY: So what you want.
Frank-Dreben: And with which part?
Mr. XY: With the Jope
Frank Little: Harry Potter and the Ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Fire Ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Ass
Frank-Dreben: and the narrow ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Philosophical Ass
Little Frank: Enough is enough
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Ass of the Azkaban
Frank-Dreben: The Secret Cone :D
Frank-Dreben: The Room
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Secret Ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Half-Jack Prince
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Order of the Ass
Frank-Dreben: Oleg was busy :D
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Ass of the Order
Frank-Dreben: touched the fucking shit :D
Mr_XY: the ass of potter and fucking
Mr_XY: ass ass and ass
Mr. XY: Harry's Ass Part 7
Mr. XY: The Furious Ass of Potter
Mr. XY: Harry kisses Potter's ass
Mr_XY: Harry's ass kisses Potter in his ass
Frank-Dreben: The Fucks Seventh Part of Harry Potter
Mr. XY: Harry's seventh ass kisses Potter's eighth ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Little Ass
Frank-Dreben as Plotter
Mr_XY: The Glitter
Mr. XY: Harry Glatter gives up his ass
Frank-Dreben has begun
Mr_XY: The ass refuses to swallow potter
Frank-Dreben: How is it going?
Mr. XY is OK

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №347
 20.12.2007
<mmb> I would rather die than go to heaven!
<rex> more than that, you will do just that.
<mmb> fucking bad...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №346
 20.12.2007
What makes Warcraft 2 better than the old one?
Eiden: complete balance in all stages of development
Eiden: if both are orcs, of course

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №345
 20.12.2007
Ksenia Karyagina (09:31 PM) :
Tagged: lighting
The Dark 33 (09:31 PM) :
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhby 11
The Dark 33 (09:31 PM) :
Turn off the lights first!!!! to

Ksenia Karyakina (09:34 PM) :
Blessed
The Dark 33 (09:35 PM) :
Do you have a new hair?
Ksenia Karyagina (09:35 PM) :
Yes Yes

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №344
 20.12.2007
The classmate of the day burned: "I was in the nightclub on Saturday, there was advertising for a pubic epilator... And I am standing and thinking - why is it for me, I don't have hair on my forehead!"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №343
 20.12.2007
Laura (03:30 PM) :
All the senses with time pass even the strongest.
Nehandemenfea (03:31 PM) :
mmm
Nehandemenfea (03:31 PM) :
its
by Laura (03:31 PM) :
Yes and Yes!!! Believe me 😉
Nehandemenfea (03:31 PM) :
The feeling of having to get rid of does not pass with time.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №342
 20.12.2007
Kilimanjaro 23
Good people, download a couple or three (each) websites to find answers to tickets (QUESTIONS) on topics. by Ekon. Theory and Homeland History!! Session soon and I didn’t do Ho@!

Faust the Pearl Snake
As soon as you correct all the errors in the phrase combination: "Economy. Theory and Homeland History", any search engine will send you a mountain of results

Kilimanjaro 23
You always ask for help, and there is only criticism. How are you not ashamed?

Spotting balls
The strongest and smartest survive. You go to the army...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №341
 20.12.2007
XXX is
university - you want to know how to code - learn yourself is called) and we will fuck you for that so that you can learn better)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №340
 20.12.2007
This dress was bought by my parents on our first wedding night.
Tagged: overall beauty
Tanyuška: And I got it slowly gathered, all the dishes, pillows
TimurKo: I hear something wrong here, I need to remove it...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №339
 20.12.2007
Girlfriend (P): Hi, as the deeds
I: fucking, men are eternal babies (
P: What is it
I: go with my wedding rings to choose
A: This is a class.
I: Listen to me!! to
Before us there was a mother with a child ring picked and the child left a toy machine, so my while I watched the ring scratched this machine and stands playing with it
(A) and 😉
I am not fucking fucking.
he oral to the fairy store ya shoferko
(P): It was calculated by any basha))
I have even made a discount (

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