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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40701
 24.12.2010
case at work. There was an open lesson on Russian folk fairy tales. asked the question:which of the heroines had very long hair? Children: Rapunzel and Rapunzel!Teacher: No. Think more... one boy: A!!!!! death!!! death!!The kids ?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №40700
 24.12.2010
Reviews about the film:
xxx: nudnoe kino,sasnul blin poka smotrel
What only people don’t do while watching a boring movie :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40699
 24.12.2010
From the article "Aviation Secrets":

In aviation terminology, there is no concept of "landing on water". This is called “fall into the ocean.”

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №40698
 24.12.2010
Fish (14:02:26 23/12/2010)
The little man asks for life. I am my son, until you are ready to take care of yourself, the topic is closed. And here he was yesterday in San Francisco. May I bring the bird home? Or a puppy? He will live in a cage, and I will throw his grain. Here is pause. and Maam. Are the birds crawling?

Fish (14:03:07 23/12/2010)
I know him, he cracks. It is silent. Let us go further. Question in a minute. Mother! Who doesn’t catch?

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40697
 24.12.2010
Good morning, lazy scotch, go and learn to fuck the session.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40696
 24.12.2010
The_mockturtle: I remember how two years ago, at a Caligula seminar, someone noticed by the way that Heraia was a name, not a deephrasia.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40695
 24.12.2010
The acquaintance tells her that they call her back to work in the administration of the city in the department of culture.
XXXX: but throw it: I will be important))))
YYYY: And where are you with that crown then?? to
XXXX: in the shrinkage))
Do you know what is?
YYYY: No
XXXX: Honored Worker of Culture

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №40694
 24.12.2010
Minus: Artem, urgently buy tickets to theatres and the Conservatory. I will come to you with Domino in February.

Borman64: Andrei, you made 19 mistakes in the words "cabbage" and "sauna".

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40693
 24.12.2010
[12:14:22]xxx: You would agree to the condition: a millionaire comes to you and says, I will give you a laptop, any of your choice, then my specialists pull out from the upper right corner of the laptop screen 2 inches, while the laptop and the screen remain in working condition. You eat out of 2 inches and never touch any computer in your life anymore. You get a million dollars for that.
[12:17:19]yyy: And you know, dear, that we, the aristocrats, smoke such a bad thing only after the end of the working hours.

[ + 320 - ] Comment quote №40692
 24.12.2010
Dear Father Christmas! Let in the New Year the president, the government and deputies live on child care allowance. )))))))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40691
 24.12.2010
zlot: yesterday on the smoke compartment, who was sitting on what, who was on the line, who was on the wheel, who was on the DOT... One bullteristochka could not believe, asks the proger of our solid and you played? And he - yes, L2, 3 years. Another proger - and you played in L2? he - no, I was in Vov, but already dropped... short, so two, three, three interviewed, came to Rome, and Roma is like a decent boy, dressed beautifully and generally looks like a manager, not a fool of a scriptor-coder.
Zlot: He asks and you played in Dota? He says no. Is it in WOW? No to. In the L2? No to. She is so happy - ears, even if someone is normal and eyes so glowing on the rum
Zlot: Roma like a cowboy bull dropped and grit - my inet was very shit, in Ragnarok ran, turned and went to the office
I thought the girl would cry.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40690
 24.12.2010
Artem Naluzhnyy: Breaking News: skype has fallen, the inhabitants of the metropolis in panic buy hemp, salt and flashbacks

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40689
 24.12.2010
xxx - Why are you so interested in the number of girls I've met?
Q: Do you want to know how much I have left until the next levy?? to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40688
 24.12.2010
Lunch: boil 200 grams of fish and eat one tomato. "- And fish only boil, or, still, can you also eat?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №40687
 23.12.2010
Read in the next issue of “Cosmopolitan”:
Set up ejabberd in three clicks
Postfix: Is it so scary?
* Hostess to note: 10 useful GCC flags
Everything you wanted to know about /etc/init.d/, but were embarrassed to ask

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40686
 23.12.2010
zzz - In the passenger cabin are installed vandalism-resistant sofas.
How to you?

xxx - and icon tested by Russian society "Vandals of Russia"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40685
 23.12.2010
I’m in a car with two colleagues at work, one behind the wheel, the other sitting next to. The one nearby says, “You know, I decided to stop drinking.” And then the driver looks like it:"What are you, blatant, shuddered, what?!?and "
I think it has a reaction. And it turned out, at this time, some foreign car cut off, the driver rattled at her)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40684
 23.12.2010
Snežana: I had a boss, whose first wife Tatiana, the second Tatiana, two mistresses in Saratov Tatiana, in the SPB - Tatiana... by other names man just didn't match...

Chtulhu: How do I understand you with these bosses "no rush"?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40683
 23.12.2010
Do you know why I don’t watch TV?
I turn on this zombie box once, and there a young man with a very serious voice says: "It all started with the fact that my father was the most ordinary collector of clay wire...". Shut off the telephone from sin.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №40682
 23.12.2010
Belarusian intelligence agencies overwhelmed Skype worldwide

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