What do people do on their weekends who haven’t slept all week? They are sleeping.
What are the people who are sleeping out? They will drill.

© A.A.

In the anatomy:
Among all kinds of interesting drugs is a large bank, in which the human brain floats in a formalin solution and, unknown how it got there, a cockroach.
The first thought: And the subject, in the course of the case, was not different in common sense during life.

My girlfriend has offended me.
I hate when they use a lot of toner-she uses
I gave her a spatula) thought she was upset and doesn't talk to me

The Saturday morning. A cute girl enters the bar, drinks a couple of shots of Sambuca and, having taken a cocktail, stuck in the netbook. There is a drunken man with her.
Girl, can I meet you?
I do not meet.
“A little thinking”
I just buckle.
Everyone who heard it almost died on the spot.

Here in Manchuria is the steppe and here in Transbaykalsk is the steppe, the winds are constant. And China sells wind turbines to generate electricity, the Chinese themselves on the other side tick them everywhere these wind turbines. So, and our town slowly began to grow, as before satellite plates, now - windshields. And what do you think? After some time, officials forced everyone to remove them with fines and threats - because no one has a license to produce electricity. Wind is a natural resource and it needs a license to extract and use it. The official claim of the authority.

Tax on air?

Pay for inets now. You can’t do it until 15.

xxx: now on the radio, in some advertisement said "... and let you next year surrounded by family and loved ones"
I know only one situation when a person is surrounded by all his relatives and acquaintances, it is a funeral.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is not funny.

She: You know, I’ve been thinking about us for a long time, we’ve been together so long... But I want to break up with you :(
He: Is it serious? O_o didn't know you were still a virgin, but I don't mind ^^''

And if you call the plush many times, it begins to flash without stopping.)

From Drum:
XHH: Is there a 2005 engineer according to the documents of 90 years, will not take it? On the record, there is a record of changes in the design.
WOW: And the designer and the bear and the railroad...they will take away...

We answered:
The guy sues the girl under article 110 (leading to suicide) and she gets jailed for 5 years for what she did not give him. Who is he after that...?

It is beautiful :)

Q: Have you been there for a long time?
Oh yeah, I am here...
It all started when I made a cup of tea. I brought him a note. begins to blow. Eventually, everything went to the keyboard. My brother came and started screaming. his computer
You have a computer, what’s the problem?
WOW: That’s not all... I went to the kitchen in sorrow, and it was evening. The Dark Oooo. And I tricked to fuck on the sleeping on the couch in front of the TV Dad’s tea drink, while shouting “Fuck!” What a fucking thing, that!and "
In general, my brother, dad, mom and cat offended me.
Oh the cat!? to
WOW: I was the tea when I was rushing, slapped back, straight the ass on him and his food.
It’s dangerous to connect with you, Victoria.

Congratulations to!

I will be brief. Here, a generation has grown up who instead of brains has a linnaque and a wolf. This morning on the first federal channel "computer security specialist" stated that the counterfeiting of websites for the purpose of theft of personal data is called FARMING!!! to

You won the honorary title of the elephant. Enter the word pharming in Google and feel the depth of your stupidity.

from ZH:
From such a ass even hands grow with pleasure.

I heard a conversation between two girls in the subway:
1 to Hi! What about you? with anxiety)
2 and hello. I didn’t have time to paint today.

There is an eternal war between a wise counsel and a foolish command.

Product of Double Purpose
One day, the owners decided to bite their cat for the first time with dry food.
They opened a box in the kitchen and put it in a bowl. The cat approached, smelled, questioningly looked at the owners. Those of his kind encourage, say:
“Don’t be afraid, Barcy, eat...
Being in obvious difficulty regarding the way to use the novelty, the cat sat on the bowl, did his cat business, carefully buried.
He looked at them all, “Have you guessed?“...

1 the course. The first pair of matanalysis in the technical university.
The Teacher:
- Write the topic: "The actual function of a complex variable.
Surrective, injective and bijective functions.
Voice from the back:
Allo, is this a military officer? I changed my mind. Please tell me when I need it.
Going to the Medical Committee?

The treasures from Perm will run in the morning of January 1 under the motto “Russian – means sober.”
Smoking

The Hockey Guest:
Drunja: And I don’t think it’s worth c tribune to scandate "Judge – Pidoras!", at least because there are children at the stadium. I suggest a more correct option: "The judge has a husband!!and "