I work with programmers. I’m discussing a dress for the new year with another colleague. One of the programmers:
Why do you wear a dress if you are married?? to

From one forum talk about the program "Let’s get married":
No, I’t go, shame on the whole country again.
Yyy: No, that’s on the "Good night, kids" I’d go. There Oksana Fedorova leading, it could be a minute five pigs to be.
Zzzz: Can you stand for 5 minutes? A man puts his hand in a pig.

Vacancy
"Engineer (Student, beginning of career)"

in company
"Safety of the road"
...
The Requirements:
Profile experience of 22 years
Education : Higher
Age: 22 to 30 years, preferably male
...

NecroN: one trouble takes another to work!

Philosopher: I have one minor in the mail in contacts: every time she writes in the microblog confessions of love to a new guy and stably after a week of crying 2-3 days, she writes that all the guys are goats, all need to be shot and when there will be honest and decent guys.
Philosopher: I don’t seem to lose hope :D
Wild bitch: how cyclical it is))) at least some stability in our restless time))

Why can’t you fall in love with a normal person?
I am not in love with normal people. I’ll fall in love if it’s a thing or a dude!

Based on Physics:
XXX: I suggest you go down to the killer.
yyy: she will put the board in front of the bullet and make him count the time the bullet is in the board and he will shoot himself.

from pica.ru about "Saturday":

Probably like many watched with the lady of the heart, under the fear of deprivation of the borst) By the output of the second part learned to cook the borst!!! to

xxx: honestly, did you disable the animation in Windows or it itself?
What did you turn off?? to
XH: I understand

*To the photo, which depicts children of the people of the far north eating the raw meat of the slaughtered deer*

Johnny Lucky
Well, what to do, if there are really vitamins and some trace elements only from the blood of a fresh-bite deer you can get. A bottle of beer looks stupid.

Timurka Agishev
Johny, well, if there are really vitamins and some trace elements only from a bottle of fresh beer can be obtained. I think the Pandos from the Big Mac box looks stupid.

Johnny Lucky
Timurka, Well, if there are really vitamins and some microelements, only boxes with bigmak can be obtained. For me, a banana nigra looks much more stupid.

Timurka Agishev
Johnny, agree, blacks with bananas - generally u*бки

Review of Nexus 7.

Guys, tell me, and how to turn on the tablet.I the third day I crack it in my hands and I can't find the turn-off button.I took it to the store (Julmar) and wanted to consult with the sellers, and they look at me with sculpted eyes and scratch.I naturally red from such a situation and feel uncomfortable, then I leave.Now I wear the tablet for solidity and if convenient I boast before everyone (although what the benefit of it).

On the day of my 32th birthday, a girl-seller demanded to show a passport when buying alcohol. Thanks for this gift, dear, you made my day! 😉

Deputy Zheleznyak: I sent children to elite foreign schools in order not to take the place of Russian children in Russia for their good.

Constantine is
Why many in conversation with customers say diminishingly lustful... where do all these "chips", "chips" etc.?))

Oxana
This is to make the customer feel comfortable.)

Constantine is
Everything is "normal. Debt of 100 million. Pay until Saturday. Otherwise - the electric chair"))

Oxana
Well... somehow)

I won’t come to work until late.
XXX: You are going to get rid of them! Ah to bite!
Without you the office will not collapse.
X: I broke my leg.
XXX or what the wife is giving birth
XXX or the hamster is dead
Yyy: or the hamster broke his leg
XXX: The Birth

In the light of recent events, the reason for this “hunt” for pedophiles is clear: the government wants to get rid of its competitors for child abuse.

Headache is hurt
Can I not play?
It: can be
She: Go to sleep.
I am lying
It is 😉
I am so obedient.
He: and
She: Well I would. My breasts have me.

The real story!
Customs of a European country.
German passport control worker: “Do you really claim to have lost your passport in Belgium, have taken a temporary passport in France, and are you trying to fly from Germany to Montenegro?”
Tourist: It was just like that!
German passport control officer: Forget! Only the Russians are capable of this. Fuck you, go on.

They say fighter pilots do not fly without amphetamine they are not allowed and during combat like the infantry, what they give.
Amphetamines greatly weaken vision, they are unlikely to be given to pilots. In addition, the amphetamine parish has a bright sexual background, so the infantry will not fit either, unless the task is to strike the enemy to death.

I sit in the train, in the placard. Grandma gets spikes and clothes in front. I, looking at her, take out a pair of plate-gowns and a bunch of growers from my bag and start to wrap up a collar that I didn’t have time to finish.

At the age of thirty, his wife watched the film "Soldier" with Kurt Russell for the first time in her life. She penetrated, revised 8-10 again, then looked in the language of the original, then excavated and read the script in the language of the original, now studying the features of the armed forces of the United States.
She had an absolute school level last week, and her interest in military matters was reduced to looking for gifts by February 23.
This is what I understand – the power of motivation!