When the window is closed, forever.

Long time not seen with a friend, we talk on Skype on the topic "Where did she disappear?" It turned out that a relative from Europe came to her to host, the same mother of two children.
My friend: "Imagine it! We left our husbands for two weeks and we're going to break up in full!! Every day, the circus, the mornings, the doll theater, and then we rush to our home and a sweet stoool!
For me opened up a new, yet unknown, simply sacred meaning of the notion of opening up.
Age, what are you doing? Stop to stop. This is no longer funny :(

I take the bus from work home. Nearby, a very joyful, loud and emotionally young father teaches his young son arithmetic, drawing examples with his finger on the glass and making up tasks. After 15 minutes, the following text begins:
A: Count Dragon flew to one village and eaten there five peaceful houses, then he flew to another village and eaten there five civilians. How many people did he eat?
And ten of them!
A: It is right. But here one resident did not digest, got out of his stomach, generally, stuck in his teeth. How many inhabitants are left in the stomach of the dragon?
C is nine
A : Yes. Then he flew to another village and ate three civilians there. How much is in
The stomach?
Didn’t anyone survive this time?
A: No, I ate the whole village.
C: three... no, twelve!
A: Then came Dobryna Nikitich and spat the dragon's belly, and released seven peaceful men from there.
The residents...
C: Wow, I’m not so friends with you!
Oh, and it is shrinking! Shake the stomach! How many people are in the stomach?
C is zero.
No, he only released five residents.
A: A is seven!
A: And at this time people in the belly "no missed", and they had two children.
A: for everyone?
A: There are not only two. How many people were in the stomach of the dragon?
C is nine!

A massive fight between young people occurred in the village of Zabadam, which is located on the territory of Shymkent, on October 29. The reason for her was the conflict that arose the day earlier on the basis of hostile relations between two relatives from the villages of Zabadam and Otkormsovhosz.

The commentary:

You may have argued whose name Aul is more outspoken.

The beginning of a couple. Students examine the iPhone of the previous model purchased by one of the students.
XHH is heavy.
Wow, about 150 grams.
I wanted to buy an exam. I bought an iPhone.

American gaming supermarket network GameStop is going to start selling Grand Theft Auto 5 from March 1 next year.
James Sunderland: Well, if they unload it on March 1, the March 8 celebration will not take place for technical reasons.

of those. Support and hello.
Hi to you. I don’t have the internet working.
What Windows do you have?
I have Ubuntu.
... sorry?
and Ubuntu.
You probably don’t understand, I’m asking what Windows you have?
I don’t have Windows.
On the other side of shock.

For a long time, I thought of a huge shower cabin for a millionaire sister if she was washed all the time in the jacuzzi on the second floor near the bedroom. Today she decided to wash all the flowers at home. It locked them in the same cabin and enabled the ‘tropical rain’ function. The flowers!! Did they buy it?! to

Dialogue with the salesman of the department in a small store:
I: Girl, do you have an ivory?
Q: Ask in the sausage, there is fish.

We have a servo on which a bunch of documents lies, falling asleep at night. Now I went, pulled him out of the sleeping mode, I say – now you need to come to work every morning and wake him up.
Collega: He’s fine, he’s awake – and already at work

Request for support:
The clock on the computer in violation of the Government decree moved to winter time, i.e. an hour back. All attempts to return the right time failed."

From the chat (greetings from dr):

111: Happiness, love and health!
222: Banal but thank you!
What if you had a point after ROSTIX is not hell!
333 :))) is a reward!
222: 0_o

Review of the Canon EOS 550D.

When to go on sale?
Paul : Go on! We wait.

We need to set a framework for the project.
After which the leading developer gets the right to kill

"D: I bought a pregnancy test yesterday, decided to check for the case.
Do you doubt me?
D: Yes, it’s not about you.
We look at each other, the phrase digested.Rjali to the very home."

You are so naive)

Yesterday I came from work, there is nothing to eat at home, my wife is sitting behind the comp.

I took it, I burned it.

NN: Was it because of that?

CHC: Not at all. I tell you.

“Today I say to my wife, ‘I want to eat!’ She said to me, “You have a chicken, and I have a chicken, and I have a chicken, but she doesn’t cook nits.” He hasn’t spoken for half a day. % of

I am reading the instructions for a new photocopy. With long viewing, the effects of switching between slideshows can cause hallucinations." Great!
c) DrDeathPanda

Fragment from a questionnaire from a dating site:

I love sex:
The question is fucking. What can you love in sex? I love the epite when the light from the window falls so beautifully on a cute face shaken by screams and stones. And as the breasts jump)

Case of life:
I went home with my girlfriend in the subway yesterday. A man around 35 years old stands next to me and starts pushing me. I turn to him, and he, kicks toward my girlfriend, raises two big fingers up and whispers to me: "Account")))

Do not say monthly - it is disgusting. Say, the mouth has broken.