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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119713
 21.10.2015
To the girl, who was sitting at the last party all the time, studied well and never interfered with anything, and who in her IT department was cut in salary, we report:

It is time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119712
 21.10.2015
Hitsha – a poppy kypopt for your favorite filmocophia :))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №119711
 21.10.2015
xxx: new edition of barto poems for children.
xxx: "burning on the sun flag - as if I had a fire"
xxx: drawn boy with a tricolor
xxx: Something tells me that there was another flag in the original...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119710
 21.10.2015
Good morning, who is this?
Unknown: Well, you just called me.
I called back to the missed.
Unknown: When was he?
Yesterday at approximately the same time.
Unknown is strange. I also called the missed one yesterday.
Requirements for Requirements :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119709
 21.10.2015
When my little daughter wants to cuddle, she makes an extremely smart face, as if she’s thinking a lot about something.
Now I look at people with very smart faces with caution.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119708
 21.10.2015
Comments to the news "In the body of the bite air passenger found containers with unknown substance":
HH: Well... I am disappointed. No zombie apocalypse is foreseeable.
YYY: That is, do you claim that the T-Virus powder is a pretty well-known substance?? to

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119707
 21.10.2015
I went for anal sex.
With the words "will it hurt, and if I start screaming?" she took me to the toilet, saying that the sounds don’t spread from there.
Sitting on the toilet, and pronouncing "I’m just poaching", I started my business.
In my life, I will not think about anale.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119706
 21.10.2015
Canakau: epto, heating included
Canakau: the battery is running out
Diamond: Hit the cold - it will freeze and cease to flow

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119705
 21.10.2015
Is the cat walking naked around the house?
YYYY: Yes
Yyy: The perverted wool
Tagged: exhibition cat

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №119704
 21.10.2015
Marty has arrived!
He really arrived!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119703
 21.10.2015
A 14-year-old tribe said she was fat. He gets a pack of cookies from the shelf, looks at it sadly, asks me:
They are calorie, right?
and yes.
very strongly?
Okay okay so.
She breathed out sadly, put a cookie on the spot and went to eat chocolate.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119702
 21.10.2015
A package of cocaine broke in the stomach - the cause of the accident on the plane. The zombie apocalypse is delayed. The torch can be folded back.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119701
 21.10.2015
xxx> put on the roof, and there ass. This is my roof! There is no subordination in the world of insects, hell striped. I sit down, roasted with peanut, naturally, swollen. Revenge is coming! I will wrap up like a Bedouin and introduce the insect hoppy to dichlofos Ivanich. In the meantime, I use anesthetics for insect bites. And maybe there are ways to get rid of the swelling faster, don't you know by chance?
yyy> I am hz. Trauma is a changed genital organ. Tasty, you guys, you got caught up.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119700
 21.10.2015
What cute and pleasant these animals are!!! to

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119699
 21.10.2015
A ban on selling alcohol on Fridays.
In England, people are traditionally drunk and drunk on Thursday. And this is so natural and expected that any other day for paths except Thursday is surprising.
One day I wondered about the roots of this tradition.
“Well,” said one Englishman, “if you get drunk on a Friday, you spend your private Saturday on a holiday home. And if it’s Thursday, then a fine Friday is not a pity.”
Well, it is reasonable. In Russia, people have finally started to think about people.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119698
 21.10.2015
Why don’t you want to marry him?
Mom, he is red!
From the sofa:
This is a year of life with you, and it will be grey!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119697
 21.10.2015
Today on 21.10.2015
Sorry Marty, something went wrong, we’re all about @balli...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119696
 21.10.2015
This is:

24-Year-Old Passenger Tasted A Man Sitting Next Door and Died

I remind you, we are about to have winter, and every walking nest turns into a piece of ice. And now we continue to drink tea under the stool and smooth the cat.

I said, “Winter is near,” and I said to calm down, “Don’t build a wall!”

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №119695
 21.10.2015
At this rate, the globes will soon be banned.
PPPV: Globes will be banned when Dmitry’s turn comes. He will declare the Earth flat and will abolish the time zones.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119694
 21.10.2015
and one.Not surprisingly, by the way. People with dyslexia often write letters not to Santa, but to Satan.
Sad_hare: Are these the people whose wishes always come true?

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