I only now realized that I was working with witches, kikhimors, and lizards. Make a halloween counsel. Shhas in the corridor passed with the methodist and said that it was not the pediatric council, but the shabbas. Who was in the toilet.

I cut my hair a few days ago.
Today at two o’clock I went out to the night camp. The PPS came and asked for documents. Understanding that one of the reasons is my hair, stretching the passport, said: you don’t look that I’m bald, I just shaved me.
When they broke out, they were released without inspection.

My gynecologist told me I was a virgo. She thought I was nine Latin!! And I know! I am not a virgin! I am a shooter! I took and transferred virgo to sagittarius! Am I good?

XXX: We had ZZZ at the lecture today eating eggs.))
XXX is cooked.
XXX: He’s a type of worker, so he’s constantly eating either eggs or bananas.
YYY: Eggs and bananas are straight by Freud.
YYY: Is that exactly where he wants to pump it?

The xxx:

I get up at 6 a.m. every morning for my graduation. The guy decided to make me pleasant and wake me up, then kiss, sex, romance. In short, he got up at half-five, came to me, fell on the road, broke both palms. I open, and there is something standing in the dark, stretching out my bloody hands and saying, “You offered the doctor to play, right?”

A turtle, if it has no armor, what is it? Naked or homeless?
YYY: She is dead.

Talk to friends of Capoeira:
What will you do with "is there anything"?
...
yyy: and then you will say "I’ve danced his piss"

XHH: Today I saw the standard of human stupidity. "In short" instead of "in short" I am no longer afraid of anything...

111: I still don't understand many modern tricks
At least a toothbrush, which is not only for teeth but also for the cheeks, for the tongue... for the ass, for the buttocks.
111: Why do we need this?
22 for the ass. O_O
333) toothbrush for JOPE
444: the eye brush =)
333: lose I understood the expression <draw point>
444: and I caught up in such hard-to-reach places))
111 is crazy.
111: guys, I am not that! I wanted to tell you!
I talked about the stupidity and uselessness of certain things.
222: You hit us in the very heart with your ass-brush.
222 So do not interfere. A new concept is born.
111: The Fool

xxx: and I also found tea with a taste of fire=)
I still have to find cookies with the taste of guitar and meat.
with a taste of barda and there will be a walk into the forest with a fireplace and guitar=)

Sister: Now such fun lights have appeared, they can be attached to the closet when you open the door - they light up, and when you close - they turn off. With a motion sensor.
My daughter, 12 years old: we have a refrigerator for this!
Sister: Do you keep everything in the refrigerator?
The daughter is not upset: And at night everything needed is in the refrigerator!

On the weekend, the team from the university went to the intellectual game - a budget version of what they show in their game, although with some minor differences. There was a wildly difficult question, everyone is silent like partisans. Suddenly, from the hall, a drizzling voice, like a canned bank on asphalt, is heard. Everyone turns around, they see - in the passage is the grandfather of edac eighty years old, and what is characteristic is not just standing, but giving quite a true answer to our unfortunate question. Having agreed, he proudly leaves the room, saying goodbye to us as idiots. After a few seconds, he returns and asks much more modestly where the chess club is, after which he leaves forever, a little before waiting for the following applause.

A work colleague demonstrates a tablet app that helps manage the family budget.
- here you enter, choose the category of expenses, then you can build charts, diagrams, etc.
summarized
- I have two spending items that ruin the whole picture: "the car" and "Julia" (his wife). At the end of this month I’ll look at the statistics and... (thinkingly so) with someone of them I’ll have to break up...

Just thank the Russian runet, for which you can take and enable nephews cartoon)

Premiere of one of the hits of Tany Bulanova in Chinese.
A comment on YouTube killed...

"I’ve just started listening, and I’ve already shaved shoes for the whole family"!

Judging by diversified activities, sometimes there is a feeling that the Russian Post took the practice of opening packages and trading content in postal offices. In addition, if the sale does not succeed in a month, they pack everything back and deliver to the recipient.

About the Olympics

Our country would be much richer and more prosperous if it did not strive so diligently to prove to the world its wealth and well-being.

from from-forest

Why is Pacha Uzi?
yyy: because at the same time shortcut and speed shot

From life on this:

X: Constantly bite at work, what to do, how to get rid of the bad?
y: Vodka in juice - knock the boss that all the beets...
Z is AGA. with the tranches. All the booze and gone.
or phenolphthalene.
Z is AGA. It is well dissolved in vodka. All the bugs, gone and outcast... But all the bugs.

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A strange story was told in the old work (building).
One worker several times carried saliva to work, in the morning he will bring a piece of half a kilo, but will be cut off, the saliva is not... He was tired of this, and when they all gathered together, he is like this:
Have you seen the salad? I was prescribed hemorrhoids to lubricate so that I did not itch, only three times had time to lubricate and it disappeared.
Three out of five workers ran to the sortir to blew. This is how to fight rats!

Kirill: The joke is that there is a calf, who at first sits in the kitchen and tells you how her grandmother in the courtyard calls a prostitute, well and so the guy is outraged, the type of hero who calls me a prostitute.
Kirill: and then she will be sprinkled by several people for an hour and a half.
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